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Wednesday 14 March 2012

Sishe Me Dikhti Aapki Parchai, Kehti H Humse Ki A

Sishe Me Dikhti Aapki Parchai,
Kehti H Humse Ki Aap Ho Sharmai,
Ye Kaisi He Rusvayi,
Mann Karta He Thaam Lu Aapki Kalai,
Kyunki Ab To Sahi Jaye Na Ye Judai..

 
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Sunday 11 March 2012

Ek bar insaan ne koyal se kaha "Tu itni kaali na

Ek bar insaan ne koyal se kaha
"Tu itni kaali na hoti to
kitni acchi dikhti.
Saagar se kaha
Tera paani itna khara na hota
To kitna achha tha.
Gulaab se kaha
Tujhme itne kaante na hote
To achha hota,
To teeno ek saath bole
Hai insaan tujme dusro ki
Kamiya dekhne ki aadat
Na hoti to kitna achha hota.
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Ek shaitan baccha unknown number se call karta ha

Ek shaitan baccha unknown
number se call karta hai..!
Ek aadmi uthata hai!
Aadmi: Hello!
Baccha: Ullo pullo kullo!
Aadmi: Kaun hai be?
Baccha: Ek Insan
Aadmi: Wo pata hai naam bol?
Baccha: Main ek ganda bacha hu!
Aadmi: Teri to aisi ki taisi!
Kahaan rehta hai?
Baccha: Prithvi pe!
Aadmi: Wo to pata hai, phone kyu
kiya?
Baccha: Tujhe pareshan karne ke liye!
Aadmi: Ruk saale!
Apne baap ko bula!
Chhakke ki aulaad.
Baccha: Hello papa, main Pappu!
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Pyar ka matlab ye nahi hota ki apki koi girlfrend

Pyar ka matlab ye nahi hota ki apki koi girlfrend ya boyfriend ho.
pyar ka matlab ye hota hai ki koi special ho jiski aap fikar kare or jise apki fikar ho.
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Name=CHAMELI DOB=14/8/69 Wt=98Kg Hght=3Ft Colr

Name=CHAMELI
DOB=14/8/69
Wt=98Kg
Hght=3Ft
Colr=Black
Kaam=Gobar Uthana
Dream=Shadi Krungi To
Sirf
Is post Padhne
Wale Se!
Agr Hasa to Fasa...
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Waiting patiently is the art in which most of peop

Waiting patiently is the art in which most of people fail.
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Koi gam nhi mgr dil udas h, Tujse koi kaam nhi Mg

Koi gam nhi mgr dil udas h,
Tujse koi kaam nhi Mgr 1 aas h,
Bahut h apne Mgr tu khas h,
Emotional mat ho ye sab bakwas h
Free k sms khatm krne ka prayas hai..
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Friday 9 March 2012

1 Ek Pagal Tha Bilkul Pagal Tha Jabardast Pagal

1
Ek Pagal Tha
Bilkul Pagal Tha
Jabardast Pagal Tha.
Bahut Khatarnak Pagal Tha
Par
Aap Mat Ghabrao..

Apke Samne To Wo Kuch Bhi Nahi Tha..:-;
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2 SIMPLE TIPS TO STAY HAPPY: 1. Never think an

2 SIMPLE TIPS TO STAY HAPPY:

1. Never think
and Speak
about the 2nd
Prson...

2. Never think what the 2nd Person thinks and Speaks about U...
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Khafa Hone Se Pehle Khata Bata Dena, Rone Se Pehl

Khafa Hone Se Pehle Khata Bata Dena,
Rone Se Pehle Hasna Sikha Dena,
Agar Ja Rahe Ho Humse Dur Tum...
To Jane Se Pehle Judai Me Rehna Sikha Dena.
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sookhe patte se pyar kar lenge hum, tujh par aith

sookhe patte se pyar kar lenge hum,
tujh par aithbaar kar lenge hum,
tum ye to kaho ki tum hamare ho,
zindgi bhar intazar kar lenge hum.
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Wednesday 7 March 2012

Aap Kya Jaano Hum Kitna Yaad Karte Hai, Har Pal A

Aap Kya Jaano Hum Kitna Yaad Karte Hai,
Har Pal Aapki Hi Baat Karte Hai,
Roz Khat Likhte Hai Khuda Ko,
Aur Apko Dekhne Ki Fariyaad Karte Hain.....

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Teacher: Bade ho kar tum kya karoge? Student: Ji

Teacher: Bade ho kar tum kya karoge?
Student: Ji shaadi.
Teacher: Mera matalab, kya banoge?
Student: Ji dulha.
Teacher: Are, mera matlab hai, kya hasil karoge?
Student: Ji DULHAN.
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Baarish ka mausam bada tadpata hai, Woh aajaye me

Baarish ka mausam bada tadpata hai,
Woh aajaye mehfil mein yeh dil chahta hai,
Par wo aayenge kaise,
Unke paas na raincoat hai na chata hai
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Monday 5 March 2012

1+4+3 Kya Hai? I+Love+You No I+Like+You No I+

1+4+3 Kya Hai?
I+Love+You
No
I+Like+You
No
I+Miss+You
No
I+Kiss+You
No
I+Hate+You
No
1+4+3 Means

1+4+3=8
MATHS Pe Dhyaan Do..ROMANCE Pe Nahi........
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Usse pyaar karke mere kismat hi jag gayi.. Usse p

Usse pyaar karke mere kismat hi jag gayi..
Usse pyaar karke mere kismat hi jag gayi..
Maine itna love letter post kia! Ki Owh Postman ke sath bhaag gayi...
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Reet He Jane Kesi Ye Zamne Ki Jo Saza Milti He Ya

Reet He Jane Kesi Ye Zamne Ki
Jo Saza Milti He Yaha Dil Lgane Ki
N Baithana Kisi Ko Dil Me Itna Ki
Fir Dua Mangni Pade Bhulane Ki.
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Saza Dene Wala Raza Puchhta Hai Jeene Ki Mujhse W

Saza Dene Wala Raza Puchhta Hai
Jeene Ki Mujhse Wajah Puchhta Hai
Deta Hai Khud Hi Zeher Mujhko
Aur Aakar Kitna Hua Asar Puchhta Hai.
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Sun Sako To Ek Kahani Hu Main. Rakh Sako To 1 Nis

Sun Sako To Ek Kahani Hu Main.
Rakh Sako To 1 Nishani Hu May.
Rok Na Payi Jise Sari Duniya.
Woh Ek Bund Aankh Ka Pani Hu Main...
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Raat wo jo unki baahon me gujar jaye, ji chahta

Raat wo jo unki baahon me gujar jaye,

ji chahta hai ki is quader pyar karu unse,

ki unki rooh meri sanson me utar jaye....
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Boy-Mcdonld Chale? Girl-Phle Iski Spelling Batao

Boy-Mcdonld Chale?
Girl-Phle Iski Spelling Batao Phir Chalenge.
Boy-Acha Fir KFC Chale?
Girl-Iski Fullforn Bata Do.
Boy-Rhne Do, Panipuri Khate Hain.
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Ek Pyarasa SAWAL Ho Sakta Hai Iska Jawab Apko Jin

Ek Pyarasa SAWAL
Ho Sakta Hai Iska Jawab Apko Jindgi Bhar Na Mile
Ansu Pochhane Wala Dil K Zyada Krib Hote Hai
YA Fir
Ansu Dene Wala Zyada Karib Hote HE ?

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Raat K 1 Baje 1 Aadmi BV Ko Room Me Le Gya Use B

Raat K 1 Baje
1 Aadmi BV Ko Room Me Le Gya
Use Bed Pe Lita Dia
Room Ki Light OF Ki
BV K Pas Gya
OR

So Gya

Maaf Kijiye Mai
Gande Msg Nhi Bhejta. ;)
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Jethalal= are daya raat ko mobile charging me mat

Jethalal= are daya raat ko mobile charging me mat rakho,blast ho jayaga

Daya= Tapu ke papa aap tension mat lijiye mene battery nikal di he.
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Dil sapno se "HOUSEFULL" hai, Pure honge vo "DOUT

Dil sapno se "HOUSEFULL" hai,
Pure honge vo "DOUTFULL" hai,
Is dunia me har chiz "WONDERFULL" hai,Par Zindgi aap jaise DOST se hi "BEAUTIFULL" hai.

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Saturday 3 March 2012

"The most important part of our personality is our

"The most important part of our personality is our Speech..
Because, Looks can gain only atraction, which is Temporary..
But, Speech can win Hearts forever.."
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HEIGHT OF CREATIVITY : I 've saved my Girl Friend

HEIGHT OF CREATIVITY :
I 've saved my Girl Friend's Number as "BATTERY LOW".
So, whenever she calls & IF I'm not around,
My WIFE plugs my phone 4 Charging B-)

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Aaj no vichar- SUKH to Tamaru Punya hase Tetlu

Aaj no vichar-

SUKH to Tamaru Punya hase
Tetlu Malse j.,

Parantu

SHANTI to Tamne Gharwali ni ichha hashe Tetli j Malse.."
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Dosto aaj hum ek ajeeb Prani ke bare me padhenge

Dosto aaj hum ek
ajeeb Prani ke bare me padhenge Is jeev ka naam he..
"Biwi"
@ Yeh aam taur par Rasoi or tv
k samne payi jati hai.
@ inka poustik aahar hai-Pati ka BHEJA
@ ye pani kam khoon
jyada piti hai
@ Inhe aksar naraz hone
ka NATAK karte hue
dekha jata hai.
@ Is prani ka sabse
khatarnak hathiyar he
RONA or emotionally
blackmail karna.
@ uske Sampark me
rehne se TENSION
naam ki bimari ho
sakti he,
Jiska ilaaz bahut muskil hai.
Bas inse savdhaan rehna.
"Bharatiya Purush Bachav samiti" dwara janhit me jari.

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Girl:Tum mere liye kya kr skte ho? Boy:Bolo kya k

Girl:Tum mere liye kya kr skte ho?
Boy:Bolo kya kru?
Girl:Mere liye chand la sakte ho?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Boy: pachi pruthvi ni farte kon tara baapuji aanta marshe?
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Pyase Ko Ek Katra Pani Kafi Hai Ishq Me Char Pal

Pyase Ko Ek Katra Pani Kafi Hai
Ishq Me Char Pal Ki Zindagi Kafi Hai
Dubne Ko Samandar Me Jaye Kaun
Unki Palko Se Tapka Voh Pani Hi Kafi
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Friday 2 March 2012

Meri aankhon main Ansu aaye na hote, Wo humein de

Meri aankhon main Ansu aaye na hote,
Wo humein dekh kar muskuraye na hote,

Sochti hun aksar tanhai may main,
Meri zindagi main kash wo aaye na hote,

Na tadapte hum unke liye itna,
Dil ne khawab unke sajaye na hote,

Naa toot kar bikharti main is kadar,
Kash wo mere dil main apna ghaar banaye na hote..
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Is tarah na her yaaro se poocho. Raz ki baat isar

Is tarah na her yaaro se poocho.
Raz ki baat isaro se poocho.
Lehro se khelna samundro ke shok hote hai.
Kaise lagti hai chot kinaro se poocho.

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Santa: aaj tb tk piyenge jb tk samne wale 3 ped (t

Santa: aaj tb tk piyenge jb tk samne wale 3 ped (tree) 6 nhi dikhte...

Banta: bs kar sale samne ek hi ped hai, ab kya jungle lgaoge...

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GOOD TIME FOR YOU ! Time is same to all. But s

GOOD TIME FOR YOU !

Time is same to all.
But some make it as a good time,by using it in a right way.
While some neglect it by wasting.
More work you do, will fetch you more time for to you.!
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6 Things R God Gifted.. 1.mother's Love 2.fath

6 Things R God Gifted..

1.mother's Love
2.father's Love
3.brother's Love
4.sister's Love
5.true Love
N
6.wot?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Me Bhi Kisi Gift Se Kam Hu Kya???
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L O V E Is Not About Caring For That One Special

L O V E
Is Not About
Caring For That One Special Person.
B U T
About Not Caring The Rest Of The World.
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