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Wednesday 31 October 2012

Chand ke palang pe taro ke rajai hogi, ab soja me

Chand ke palang pe taro ke rajai hogi,
ab soja mere dost,
varna mammi se bahu pitai hogi,
or dua hai meri ke subah ke angrai me khusi ke har parchai hogi,
jindgi bahe phailai hogi.

Good night...sweet dreams
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क्यों कोई अच्छा लगà¤

क्यà¥&lsqauo;ं कà¥&lsqauo;ई अच्छा लगने लगता है, आहिस्ता - आहिस्ता;
खुमार इश्क का चढ़ता है क्यà¥&lsqauo;ं, आहिस्ता - आहिस्ता.
सफर में ज़िन्दगी के,लà¥&lsqauo;ग तà¥&lsqauo; बहुत मिलते;
दिल में बस जाता कà¥&lsqauo;ई शख्स क्यà¥&lsqauo;ं, अहिस्ता - आहिस्ता
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हर प्यार में एक एहसà

हर प्यार में एक एहसास हà¥&lsqauo;ता है,
हर काम का एक अंदाज हà¥&lsqauo;ता है,
जब तक ना लगे बेवफाई की ठà¥&lsqauo;कर,
हर किसी कà¥&lsqauo; अपनी पसंद पे नाज़ हà¥&lsqauo;ता है.
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What a Cute answer Girlfrnd : u think I am fat no

What a Cute answer
Girlfrnd : u think I am fat now..???
Boyfriend: no baby
u have just become my teddy bear from a barbie doll....
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शाम के बाद मिलती है

शाम के बाद मिलती है रात,
हर बात में समाई हुई है तेरी याद.
बहुत तनहा हà¥&lsqauo;ती ये जिंदगी,
अगर नहीं मिलता जà¥&lsqauo; आपका साथ....
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जब भी उनकी गली से गु

जब भी उनकी गली से गुज़रता हूँ,
मेरी आंखें एक दस्तक दे देती है,
दुःख ये नहीं, वà¥&lsqauo; दरवाजा बंद कर देते है,
खुशी ये है, वà¥&lsqauo; मुझे अब भी पहचान लेते हैं
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Naraj kyu ho batao to sahi, haal-e-dil kabhi suna

Naraj kyu ho batao to sahi,
haal-e-dil kabhi sunao to sahi.
Khud se itna begana na kar do,
mai aapka apna hu,
ye kabhi jatao to sahi.
Miss u N
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1 Mandir Ke 9 Darwaje, 1 Darwaje Me 9 Pandit, 1

1 Mandir Ke 9 Darwaje,
1 Darwaje Me 9 Pandit,
1 Pandit Ke 9 Biwi,
1 Biwi Ke 9 Bacche,
1 Bachhe Ke Pas 9 Tokri1
Tokri Mai 9 Phool,
Batao Kitne Phool...?
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Socho agar Bhagwan Ram Rath ki jagah nano car me

Socho agar Bhagwan Ram
Rath ki jagah nano car me baith kar
Rawan se ladte to Rawan kya kehta
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Chalao na nano se baan re,Jaan lelo na Jaan re...
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Don't dream about beauty, It spoils your duty! D

Don't dream about beauty,
It spoils your duty!
Dream about your duty,
It makes your life beauty!!
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Guzarta hai meri har saans se tera naam aaj bhi.

Guzarta hai meri har saans se tera naam aaj bhi.
Dhalti hai tere intezaar me meri har shaam aaj bhi.
Tujhko mujhse ruthe ek zamana ho gaya.
Par hoti hai tere naam se meri pehchaan aaj bhi.
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Tuesday 30 October 2012

Banaane wale Ne DiL KaanCh k banaye hote, ToDne w

Banaane wale Ne DiL KaanCh k banaye hote,
ToDne wale K hAAthon me JakHAM tO Aye HoTE....
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SHAMSHAAN Ke Bahar liKHa tHa:- ''Manzil to teri ya

SHAMSHAAN Ke Bahar liKHa tHa:- ''Manzil to teri yahi thi, zindgi guzar gyi aate-aate, Kya mila tujhe is duniya se, apno ne hi jala diya jate-jate...''
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Mor Nachte Hue Bhi Rota H, Aur koyal Marte Hue Bh

Mor Nachte Hue Bhi Rota H,
Aur koyal Marte Hue Bhi Gaati H,
Ye Zindagi Ka Funda H boss,
Dukho Wali Rat Neend Nhi Aati,
Aur Khushi Wali Rat Kaun Sota He..!
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Din me Chand Sitare Achay Nahi Lgte, Ab Dunya K

Din me Chand Sitare Achay Nahi Lgte,

Ab Dunya K Ye Nzare Ache Nahi Lgte,

Koi Jaa Kar Hmare AMMI ABBU se Keh Day,

K HUM Ab Kunware Achay Nahi Lagte
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Har::ayne::ki::kismat::me::tasvir::nahi::hoti H

Har::ayne::ki::kismat::me::tasvir::nahi::hoti

Har::kisiki::ek::jaishi::takdir::nahi::hoti

aur::bhi:hum::jaise::badnasib::he:is:Duniyame

jinki::hantho::me::mohabbat::ki::lakire::nahi::hoti
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"Kisi Insan Ko Dukh Dena Itna Aasan H.. Jitna Sam

"Kisi Insan Ko Dukh Dena Itna Aasan H..
Jitna Samundar me Patthar fekna.."



Mgr Ye Koi Nhi Janta Ki Wo Patthar Kitni Gahrayi me Gya Hoga
Think abt it.
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Monday 29 October 2012

Doodh me mila kar piyo Tum Haldi Khanchi tumhar

Doodh me mila kar piyo Tum Haldi

Khanchi tumhari thik ho jayegi Jaldi.

Doodh me mila kr piyo tum SHUDH GUY(COW) ka Ghee,

Mast Hari-Bhari, Tarow- Taja Zindagi TU JEE.
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Ishq Ko Bi Ishq Ho To Phir Main Dekhun Ishq Ko...!

Ishq Ko Bi Ishq Ho To Phir Main Dekhun Ishq Ko...!

Kaise Tarpy, Kaise Roye, Ishq Apne Ishq Mein...!
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Ishq Ko Bi Ishq Ho To Phir Main Dekhun Ishq Ko...!

Ishq Ko Bi Ishq Ho To Phir Main Dekhun Ishq Ko...!

Kaise Tarpy, Kaise Roye, Ishq Apne Ishq Mein...!
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Gham na kar Zindagi bahut badi hai, Chahat ki m

Gham na kar Zindagi bahut badi hai,

Chahat ki mehfil tere liye saji hai,

Bas ek baar muskura kar tho dekh,

...Taqdeer khud tujhse milne bahar khadi hai
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Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhti rhee.. neend mujh

Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhti rhee..
neend mujhe apni orr khenchti rhee..
Neend ka jhonka mera mann moh gayaa..
Aur aik raat phir yeh genious bina padhe so gaya..
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Sunday 28 October 2012

Zindagi k jeetne peeche bhagoge zindagi utni hi du

Zindagi k jeetne peeche bhagoge zindagi utni hi dur chali jayegi

Magar

Zindagi ko jitne achhe se jiyoge aap utni zindagi aur milti jayegi


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Riddle Of The Day~ A Man Wanted To Get Into His

Riddle Of The Day~

A Man Wanted To Get Into His Work Building, But He Had Forgotten His Code. However, He Did Remember Five Clues. These Are What Those Clues Were:
The Fifth Number Plus The Third Number Equals Fourteen.
The Fourth Number Is One More Than The Second Number.
The First Number Is One Less Than Twice The Second Number.
The Second Number Plus The Third Number Equals Ten.
The Sum Of All Five Numbers Is 30.
What Were The Five Numbers And In What Order?
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Santa-Agar Amitabh Bacchan nahi hota to Abishake k

Santa-Agar Amitabh Bacchan nahi hota to Abishake ka kya hota..?

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Banta-kuch nahi wo bhi engineering kar raha hota..!! :D :P
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Puja ki Thali, Rasoi me PAKWAAN. Aangan me Diya,

Puja ki Thali, Rasoi me PAKWAAN.
Aangan me Diya, Khushiya ho TAMAAM.
Haathon me fuljhariya, Roshan ho JAHAAN.
Mubarak ho aapko DIWALI Meri JAAN...
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Saturday 27 October 2012

Very Short But Much Truthful Lines By Charlie Chap

Very Short But Much Truthful Lines By Charlie Chaplin
''Mirror is my best friend, because when I cry, it never laughs. . ."
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CID ROCKS: itne saal hue daya ki koi g f

CID ROCKS:

itne saal hue daya ki koi g f nahi hai,

itne saal hue daya ki koi girlfrnd nahi hai,

ACP-
Abhijeet pata lagao ye daya kahin gey to nahi h
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Sweetest line said by a boy 2 a girl during their

Sweetest line said by a boy 2 a girl during their breakup- "Still u wills be my answer when sum1 asks, at i m thinking about".......!
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I get so emotional when you are not around. I thi

I get so emotional when you are not around.
I think the emotion is called happiness.
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Good things come to those who wait. Better things

Good things come to those who wait.
Better things come to those who try.
Best things come to those who believe.
So, make your trial with belief.
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1st woman-kuchh suna ya nahibharat ne hindustan pa

1st woman-kuchh suna ya nahibharat ne hindustan par hamlakardiya hai
2nd woman- hame dar hai ki kahin ek missile mere pe nagir jaye
3rd woman-arre tumsab fikra kyon kartihohum india me rahte hai.
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The right reason for having two girfriends.... ev

The right reason for having two girfriends....
everyone knows "monoply is always damaging And competiton improves service"
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Ha mera har lamha chura liya aapne, Aakho ko ek c

Ha mera har lamha chura liya aapne,
Aakho ko ek chand dekha deya aapne,
Hume zindagi di kisi aur ne,
Par pyaar itna dekar jeena sikhaya aapne...
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Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool, Duniya ki

Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool,
Duniya ki sare gham tumhe jaye bhool,
Charo taraf phehlao khushion ka geet,
Eisi ummid ka sath tumhe.MUBARAK ho EID
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Arz kiya hai ke mai to hairan hun aisi mohabbat

Arz kiya hai
ke mai to hairan hun
aisi mohabbat ki kahani par,
mohalle ki sari bakriyan royi mere
bakre
ki qurbani par....
EID MUBARAK 2 MA OL FRNDS
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Friday 26 October 2012

Kaun kehta hai dil pagal hai Pagalpan to sirf aik

Kaun kehta hai dil pagal hai
Pagalpan to sirf aik bahana hai
Aik bar hans kar muskura kar to dekho
Yeh pagal tumhara deewana hai...
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Mohabbat ka pta paya nahi jata kisi yaar ko kabhi

Mohabbat ka pta paya nahi jata
kisi yaar ko kabhi bhulaya nahi jata.
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Aapko rakha h dil main us jagah,
jaha har kisi ko bithaya nahi jata.
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Tere siva nai jachta koi nigaho me jo tu kahe to

Tere siva nai jachta koi nigaho me
jo tu kahe to bikhar jau teri raho me
nazar kaneez teri dil ghulam H tera
likha hua mere chehre pe naam H tera.
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TUM khud nahi janti TUm kitni PYARi ho, JAAN h ha

TUM khud nahi janti TUm kitni PYARi ho,
JAAN h hamari Par JAAN se PYARI ho,
Duriyo se kya fark padta h,
TUM kal b hamri thi AAj b hamari ho..
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JANNAT KE MEHLOAN ME HO MEHEL AAP KA, KHWABON KI

JANNAT KE MEHLOAN ME HO MEHEL AAP KA,
KHWABON KI WADIYON ME HO NEHER AAPKA,
SITARON KE ANGAN ME GHAR HO AAPKA,
DUWA HAI HAMARI SAB SE KHUBSURAT HO ZINDAGI KA SAFAR AAPKA.
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Sacha Dost Wo Hota He Jo Exam Me Aapke Paas W

Sacha Dost Wo Hota He Jo


Exam Me Aapke Paas Wali Window k Samne Aake Bole..

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Abe Kitna Likhega Jaldi Chal Teri Wali Jaa Rahi He..
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This Diwali may u smile be sweeter than any MITHAI

This Diwali may u smile be sweeter than any MITHAI ,
your laughter be louder than any PHATAKA ,
Your happin be brighter than any DIYA.
*HAPPY DIPAWALI*
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Thursday 25 October 2012

Police:madam darvaja kholo Aapke pati truck k nee

Police:madam darvaja kholo
Aapke pati truck k neeche aa kar
Papad ban gaye hai.
Lady: to drwaja kholne ki kya jarurat hai.
Niche se sarka do
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Thi mere ishq ki dastaan koi khel nai tha, In do

Thi mere ishq ki dastaan koi khel nai tha,
In do dilo ke darmiyan koi mel nai tha,
Pyar to duniya me tab bhi tha ae zalim duniya,
Jab internet pe e-mail nai tha.
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Do u know why God created gaps between fingers..

Do u know why God created gaps between fingers..
so that some who is very special to u comes and fills those gaps by holding your hands forever
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Love is like a bird, if u hold it tightly it dies

Love is like a bird,
if u hold it tightly it dies,
if u hold it slightly,
it flies, plz take goodcare of it..
DOn-t Luv 1, don-t Luv2, but Luv 1 who Luvs u!
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THINK DEEP V LOVE Ourself Even AFTER doing many m

THINK DEEP
V LOVE Ourself Even AFTER doing many mistakes
THEN HOW can
V hate others 4 their 1 mistake
Seems Strange
BUT
TRUE
Think b4 u hate someone.
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Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when

Life ends when you stop dreaming,
hope ends when you stop believing,
and love ends when you stop caring.
So dream hope and love Makes Life Beautiful
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Salman:Aaj mere pas 14 cars,18 bikes,4 bungalows,3

Salman:Aaj mere pas 14 cars,18 bikes,4 bungalows,3 farmhouses hai.
Aap ke pas kya hai?

Amitabh:Mere pas Beta hai jiske pas teri ITEM hai !!
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18 year ki Ladki pregnent ho gai MAA chillai "Ko

18 year ki Ladki pregnent ho
gai
MAA chillai "Kon tha wo..?
abhi usey bulao"
30 mint baad un ke ghar ke
bahar 1 bahot mahngi car
ruki.
1 admi utra jis ne bahot
keemti suit pahen rakha tha
Kehne Laga: Mujhe apki beti
ne bataya hai k masla ho gaya
hai mai is se shadi to nai kar
sakta lakin agar: Beti paida
hui to me 1 crore Rs aur 1
ghar isko dunga,
Beta paida hua to 2 crore Rs or
1 ghar dunga Lakin
Agar miscarriage ho gaya
to..?
Maa Boli: " beta dobara trykar
lena."
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Wednesday 24 October 2012

Bahut der k baad train chali, Muslim bola: ya Ali

Bahut der k baad train chali,
Muslim bola: ya Ali.
Hindu bola: Jai BAJRANG BALI.
Santa bola: kya Ali kya BALI, ullu k pattho train to Baju wali chali.
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Great Line.... Zindgi 1 Din Ki Ho Chahe 4 Din K

Great Line....

Zindgi 1 Din Ki Ho Chahe 4 Din Ki,

Usse Aise Jiyo Jaise Ki.

Zindgi Tumhe Nahin Mili,
Zindgi Ko Tum Mile Ho...!!
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Na Waqt Hai Itna K Syllbus Puraa Kiyaa Jaye, Na

Na Waqt Hai Itna K Syllbus Puraa Kiyaa Jaye,

Na Tarkib Kaise Pass Kiya Jaye,

1 Aisa dard Diya Hai is Padhai ne,

Naa khulke Roya Jaye Na Jamke Soya Jaye...!!
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Na Waqt Hai Itna K Syllbus Puraa Kiyaa Jaye, Na

Na Waqt Hai Itna K Syllbus Puraa Kiyaa Jaye,

Na Tarkib Kaise Pass Kiya Jaye,

1 Aisa dard Diya Hai is Padhai ne,

Naa khulke Roya Jaye Na Jamke Soya Jaye...!!
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Tuesday 23 October 2012

What Happen if Sunny Leone will marry Abhay Deol..

What Happen if Sunny Leone will marry Abhay Deol..??
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She will Become Sunny Deol...
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कल आम आदमी ये सोच रह

कल आम आदमी ये सà¥&lsqauo;च रहा था कि क्या वà¥&lsqauo; कभी आई
फà¥&lsqauo;न-5 खरीद पायेगा,
à¤"र
आज वà¥&lsqauo; ये सà¥&lsqauo;च रहा है कि क्या वà¥&lsqauo; साल का सातवां सिलेंडर
खरीद पायेगा :P
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Ek aurat koma main chali gai... Pati murda samjh

Ek aurat koma main chali gai...
Pati murda samjh kr jalane chala....
Raste main arthi khambe se takrane se
aurat ko hosh agaya...
1 saal bad aurat sach main mar gai...
Sab log RAM RAM SATYA hai bolty ja rahe thy
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Lekin
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Pati ki zuban pe ek hi baat thi
KHAMBA BACHA ke... KHAMBA BACHA ke :-P
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Santa ne achanak aankhe kholte hue kaha doctor sa

Santa ne achanak aankhe kholte hue
kaha doctor sahib
Kya mera operation kamyab raha?
Sabar se kam lo beta
Me doctor nahi YAMRAJ hun.
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Sardarji: Ye Tv Kitne Ka Hai. Salesman- Hum Sarda

Sardarji: Ye Tv Kitne Ka Hai.
Salesman- Hum Sardaro Ko Koi Chiz Nahi Bechte..
Sardar After 1 Month clean Shave & hair cut, widout pagri: Ye Tv Kitne Ka Hai..
Salesman: Hum sardaron ko Koi Chiz Nahi Bechte..
Sardar After 1 Month Full angrez banke: WHAT'S D COST OF THAT TV??
Salesman: Hum sardaron ko Koi Chiz Nahi Bechte..
Sardar Gusse Me: Tujhe Kaise Pata Chal Jata Hai Ki mai Sardar Hu..?
Salsman: q ki Ye Tv Nahi"MICROWAVE" Hai
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Maine Sapno Ko DUR Hote Dekha Hai. Jo Mila Nhi Us

Maine Sapno Ko DUR Hote Dekha Hai.
Jo Mila Nhi Use KHOTE Dekha Hai.
Log Kehte Hai FuL Sada Muskurate Hai,
Maine Akele me FuLo Ko ROTE Dekha Hai
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घर की शान्ति के लिए

घर की शान्ति के लिए जब भी कà¥&lsqauo;ई बड़ा फैसला करना हà¥&lsqauo;....
तà¥&lsqauo;ं पहले सब की सुनà¥&lsqauo;....,
फिर दिल की सुनà¥&lsqauo;...,
फिर दिमाग की सुनà¥&lsqauo;...,
à¤"र फाइनली करà¥&lsqauo; वही जà¥&lsqauo; आपकी पत्नि कहे....!!!!
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Kal tak tanha the aaj intezaar karte hai, kal tak

Kal tak tanha the aaj intezaar karte hai,
kal tak kach na tha aaj aitbaar karte hai,
yuh hi nahi aati aapko hichkiya wo hum hi hai,
jo aapko yaad karte hai.
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kisi ke vade pr zindagi tabah kr baithe, diwangi

kisi ke vade pr zindagi tabah kr baithe,
diwangi mai ye kaisa gunah kr baithe.
ek chand ki arju k liye
sare taro ki mohabat fanah kr baithe
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Hichkiya"Q Mujhe Aane Lagi Hai, Fizaon"Se Bhi Sis

Hichkiya"Q Mujhe Aane Lagi Hai,
Fizaon"Se Bhi Siskiya Aane Lagi Hai,
Ye"Sochkar DiL Hai Bahut Khush,
Kyuki
Meri Bhi Yaad Kisi Ko Aane Lagi_Hai.
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Nazar me tumhare nazaare rahenge. Palkon pe chand

Nazar me tumhare nazaare rahenge.
Palkon pe chand aur sitare rahenge.
Badalte is waqt mein kya tum hamare
aur hum kya tumhare rahenge
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"Toote Dil ka dard Dilwale se pucho" "Dharti ki p

"Toote Dil ka dard Dilwale se pucho"
"Dharti ki pyas barsaat se pucho"
"Yaad karte hain Hum Aapko kitna"
"Ye Humse nahi Aapne Aapse pucho"

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Din me suraj Chhip sakta hai,Roshni nahi. India t

Din me suraj Chhip sakta hai,Roshni nahi.
India toss jeet sakta hai,Match nhi.
Dil tut skta hai, Pyar nhi..
Hum shayari karna bhul sakte hai,
Aapko yad karna nhi.
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Monday 22 October 2012

Khamosh Chehre Pe Hazaro Pahre Hote Hain Hasti Hu

Khamosh Chehre Pe Hazaro Pahre Hote Hain
Hasti Huyi Aankho Me ZaKhm Gahre Hote Hain
Jinko, Sada K Liye Bhool Jana Accha Samjhte Hain
Shayad Unse Hi DIL K Rishte Gahre Hote Hain
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How to increase positive thinking? . . . . .

How to increase positive thinking?
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Ans. Watch 'Fashion Tv'
cos u always think
theek hai,
ye nahi to agli wali ka to kuch dikhega
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a very original GUD NITE Bware of cheap & duplica

a very original GUD NITE
Bware of cheap & duplicate wishes in the market .
I m d only authorized dealer in the market for gud nite wishes, approved by CHANDA MAMA
Gud Nite Jan
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Rato ka nind aur din ka chain kahi kho gaya hai,

Rato ka nind aur din ka chain kahi kho gaya hai,
har koi puchata hai tujhe kya ho gaya hai,
mai unhe kaise batau ki mujhe apse pyar ho gaya hai.
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Kabi Rukna Nhi Himat Har Ke : Sapne Dekho Sda Ba

Kabi Rukna Nhi Himat Har Ke
:
Sapne Dekho Sda Bahaar Ke
:
Har Khusi Ayegi Daman Me Aapke
:
Bas Viswas Rakho Apne Aap Pe
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Ek khamosi izhar ban jati hai. Ek khamosi se hala

Ek khamosi izhar ban jati hai.
Ek khamosi se halaat badal jati hai.
Kisi se pyar karo to khamos mat rahna,
Kyoki us khamosi se
Puri jindagi INTZAR ban jati hai
- By www.WapSMS.in

Khuda ne jab ishq banaya hoga, To khud ajmaya hog

Khuda ne jab ishq banaya hoga,
To khud ajmaya hoga,
Hamari to aukaat hi kya hai,
Is ishq ne khuda ko bhi rulaya hoga.
- By www.WapSMS.in

Ek Hamara Waqt Ha, Jiska Ek B Pal Aapki Yaad K Bi

Ek Hamara Waqt Ha,
Jiska Ek B Pal Aapki Yaad K Bina Nahi Jata,
Aur Ek Aapka Waqt Ha,
Jisme,
Hamein Yaad Karne Wala Waqt Hi Nhi Aata..
- By www.WapSMS.in

Sunday 21 October 2012

Parindo ko nahi Di jati Talim udano ki. Wo khud H

Parindo ko nahi Di jati Talim udano ki.
Wo khud Hi Tay krte manzil Asmano ki
Rakhta Hai Jo Hosla Asman CHune ka
Usko Nhi Hoti parwah Gir Jane ki...
- By www.WapSMS.in

G=GO 2 bad. O=Off the light. O=Out of tension.

G=GO 2 bad.
O=Off the light.
O=Out of tension.
D=Drems come true.
N=Nice Sleep.
I=Ignore worry.
G=Get fresh.
H=Have a sweet dream.
T=Thank 2 GoD. . .
- By www.WapSMS.in

I'm Sorry Sweetheart. . But Sometimes, I Get Jea

I'm Sorry Sweetheart. .
But Sometimes,
I Get Jealous Thinking That Someone Else Could Make You Happier Than I Could.

I Guess Its My Insecurities Acting Up.

Because I Know,
I'm Not The Beautiful, Smartest, Or Most Fun And Exciting.

But, I Do Know That,
No Matter How Long You Look....you'll Never Find Someone That Loves You Like I Do.
- By www.WapSMS.in

Jahan Ko Dekhta Rahoon Ya Tujh Ko Dekhta Rahoon T

Jahan Ko Dekhta Rahoon Ya Tujh Ko Dekhta Rahoon
Tu Mere Samne Bethi Rahi Tujh Ko Dekhta Rahoon


Kaash Ghunghat Zamane Ka Hat Jaye
Aur Mai Haseen Aankhon Ko Teri Dekhta Rahoon.
- By www.WapSMS.in

Valentine's Day Expenses Feb 7: Rose Day ___ Rs

Valentine's Day Expenses

Feb 7: Rose Day ___ Rs.50
(Red Rose)

Feb 8: Propose Day ___ Rs.200
(Card + Ice Cream Tou Loge Hi)

Feb 9: Chocolate Day ___ Rs.350
(Is Se Sasti Kya Doge)

Feb 10: Teddy Day ___ Rs.500
(Is Se Sasta Kuch Nahi Milega)

Feb 11: Promise Day ___ Rs.100
(Ice Cream Tou Khilao Ge Hi )

Feb 12: Hug Day ___ Rs.150
(Deo Laga Ke Hi Hug Karo Ge)

Feb 13: Kiss Day ___ Rs.75
(Spraymint Tou Lo Ge)

Feb 14: Valentine Day ___ Rs. 2000
(Is Se Saste Me Kya Niptaao Ge)

Congratulations
Single Men,
You Just Saved On Nearly Rs.3500!! =P =D
- By www.WapSMS.in

I never force you to love me. I never flirt with

I never force you to love me.
I never flirt with someone to make you angry.
I never warn you to do not speak with others.
I never say don't do the thing you want.
You are like a bird for me
Free to fly away anywhere you want to go
Only thing you must to know
Wherever you go and whatever you do.
When you decide to come back &
Feel u need me.,.,.,
Just remember.,.,., !!!

I'm always here for you
To give your Ocean of Love <3.
- By www.WapSMS.in

Loving is painful thrill ! And not to love is mor

Loving is painful thrill !
And not to love is more painful still
But surely it is the worst of pain
To love and not to be loved again!
- By www.WapSMS.in

GF-Me Tere Letters K Stamp Tickets Ko KISS Krti H

GF-Me Tere Letters K Stamp
Tickets Ko KISS Krti Hu,
Unhe Tere Lips Ne Chua Hoga
BF-Pr M To Unhe Apne Kutte Ki
Nak Se Gila Kr K Chipkata tha.
- By www.WapSMS.in

zindagi 1 aisi sougat hoti he, jisme khusi or gum

zindagi 1 aisi sougat hoti he,
jisme khusi or gum se mulakat hoti he,
kuch pana he to gahrai me utarna hi padega,
q k kinaro pe to sirf zindagi ki shuruwat hoti hai.

- By www.WapSMS.in

Aaj Tari Yaad Ko Sine Sa Laga Ka Roye, Apne Khabo

Aaj Tari Yaad Ko Sine Sa Laga Ka Roye,
Apne Khabon mein Pass Bula Ka Roye,
Sankro Pukara Tujhe Tanhayon mein.
Aur Har Bar Tujhe Na Pa K Roye
- By www.WapSMS.in

Hum khud ko Bhool kar Bas Tumko yaad karte hai, S

Hum khud ko Bhool kar Bas Tumko yaad karte hai,
Sari Rat Jagkar Tera Didar Karte hai,
Hogi kaisi Tum Bas Ek sawal karte hai.
Na Mile ho Tum Humse Phir v Hum yeh Ekrar karte hai,
Kab Awoge tum Bas Tumhara hi Intejar karte hai !
- By www.WapSMS.in

Saturday 20 October 2012

INSAAN ne puchha khuda se "Q tu meri dua usi waqt

INSAAN ne puchha khuda se
"Q tu meri dua usi waqt nhi sunta,
Khuda ne muskra kar kha-
"Mai to tere gunaaho ki sja b usi waqt nhi deta".
- By www.WapSMS.in

ना मांगी दुआ , ना कोà¤

ना मांगी दुआ , ना कà¥&lsqauo;ई गुज़ारिश की,
ना कà¥&lsqauo;ई फ़रियाद , ना कà¥&lsqauo;ई नुमाइश की..
जब भी झुका सर सजदे में खुदा के ,
बस आपकी ख़ुशी की ख्वाइश की
- By www.WapSMS.in

Ji kare aao ke pas aao, Pas aa kar ruk jau,

Ji kare aao ke pas aao,

Pas aa kar ruk jau,

Na baithu, Na bolu,

Bas aap ki aankho me,

Santre ka chhilka

Nichod ke bhag jau
- By www.WapSMS.in

एक साइंटिस्‍ट ने शà¤

एक साइंटिस्‍ट ने शादी क्‍या हà¥&lsqauo;ती है ये समझने के लिए शादी की..
à¤"र शादी के बाद वà¥&lsqauo; आज तक ये नहीं समझ पाया कि साइंस क्‍या है..
- By www.WapSMS.in

प्यार और शादी में अà

प्यार à¤"र शादी में अंतर

प्रेमिका: चांद कितने हà¥&lsqauo;ते हैं?
प्रेमी: एक तुम à¤"र एक ऊपर!
शादी के बाद ड्राइंग रूम में
पत्नी: चांद कितने हà¥&lsqauo;ते हैं?
पति: अंधी हà¥&lsqauo; क्या, ऊपर क्या वह तुम्हें खरबूजा नज़र आ रहा है?
- By www.WapSMS.in

DOST Wo Ho Jo JAN- Ki Dhoop Ho FEB- Ki Barish Ho

DOST Wo Ho Jo
JAN- Ki Dhoop Ho
FEB- Ki Barish Ho
MAR- Ki Shaam Ho
APR- Ki Bahar Ho
MAY- Ki Subha Ho
JUN- Ki Chaa’on Ho
JUL- Ki Khushbu Ho
AUG- Ki Taaro’n Bhari
Raat Ho
SEP- Ki Chandni Ho
OCT- Ki Rimjhim Ho
NOV- Ki Hawa Ho
DEC- Ki Sard Raat Ho

SAAL k 12 Mahiney Saath Ho
HAPPY NEW YEAR
- By www.WapSMS.in

Wo raat dard aur sitam ki raat hogi jis raat rukh

Wo raat dard aur sitam ki raat hogi
jis raat rukhsat unki baraat hogi,
uth jate hain hum neend se aksar yeh soch ker ke
kis gair ki baahon mein meri poori kaaynaat hogi
- By www.WapSMS.in

Aakhirkaar jab hosh aaya hume, To khawab ko bhula

Aakhirkaar jab hosh aaya hume,
To khawab ko bhula, sapne dekhne lage,
Bin par k aasmaan main udne lage,
Itna dur hogaye,
Ki jab sapne toote,
Tho dharti par na pauch sake
- By www.WapSMS.in

Jindgi Jab Bhi Teri Bahon Mein Lati Hai Hamein, Y

Jindgi Jab Bhi Teri Bahon Mein Lati Hai Hamein,
Yeh Zaami Chand Se Behtar Nazar Aati Hai Hamein,
Har Mulakat Ka Anjam Judai Kyon Hai,
Aab To Har Waqt Yahi Baat Satati Hai
- By www.WapSMS.in

Friday 19 October 2012

Boy=tujme rab dikta hai yara mai kya karu,,, gi

Boy=tujme rab dikta hai yara mai kya karu,,,

girl=darsan kar
puja kar
prasad kha
or aage nikal pichhe aur v bhakt khade hai..
- By www.WapSMS.in

When I'm AlOne, I Think Of SoOo Many Things To S

When I'm AlOne,
I Think Of SoOo Many
Things To Say To yOu,
But When I Have A ChanCe To Tell yOu,
I Go SpeechleSs..
- By www.WapSMS.in

Thursday 18 October 2012

Pappu aur uske dost Ne do Ghode khride. Baat Ye h

Pappu aur uske dost Ne do Ghode khride.
Baat Ye hui ki kaunsa Ghoda Kiska hai ?
Pappu : Main Apne Ghode ki
Dum kat deta hon!
Ye Nishani Hogi.
Subha dekha to Doosre Ghode ki
Dum bhi kisi Ne Kaat Di.
Pappu : aaj Main apne Ghode Ka
Kaan Kaat deta hun..
Agli subha doosre Ghode ka bhi
Kaan Kata hua tha.
Dono bade pareshan ki Ab Kya
Kiya Jaaye !
Bahut Soch vichar ke baad
Pappu bola:
Chal chor yar Safed ghoda tera
Kala ghoda Mera
- By www.WapSMS.in

Raju- papa main kal School nahi jaunga.. . Papa

Raju- papa main kal
School nahi jaunga..
.
Papa- kyun?
.
Raju- aaj school mein
Hamara wajan kiya gaya..
.
Papa- to??
.
Raju- aaj wajan kiya hai..
Kal bech diya to..?
- By www.WapSMS.in

The weakest part of a relation comes when oneof th

The weakest part of a relation comes when oneof the person has to give explanation to prove the trust !
- By www.WapSMS.in

Wednesday 17 October 2012

Naddan Hai Voh, Hairan Hai Voh, Khud Apne Hi Sawa

Naddan Hai Voh, Hairan Hai Voh,
Khud Apne Hi Sawalon Se,
Pareshaan Hai Voh,
Kya Bataun Unhe,
Ki Pyar Kya Hota Hai
Abhi Sacchi Mohabbat Se,
Anjaan Hai Voh
- By www.WapSMS.in

Ek shaitan baccha unknown number se call karta ha

Ek shaitan baccha unknown number
se call karta hai.
ek aadmi uthata hai:
Aadmi: Hello!
Baccha: Ullo pullo kullo!
Aadmi: Kaun hai be?
Baccha: Ek Insan
Aadmi: Wo pata hai naam bol?
Baccha: Main ek ganda bacha hu!
Aadmi: Teri to esi ki tesi! Kahaan rehta hai?
Baccha: Prithvi pe!
Aadmi: Wo to pata hai, phone kyu kiya?
Baccha: Tujhe pareshan karne ke liye!
Aadmi: Ruk saale! apne baap ko bula! Chhakke ki aulaad.
Baccha: Hello papa, main chhotu....
- By www.WapSMS.in

Road, - Park, - Bus stand, - Terece, - Rai

Road,
-
Park,
-
Bus stand,
-
Terece,
-
Railway track,
-
Near a gutter,
-
Footpath par,
-
Jaha par bhi Ho aap
Ab so jav rat ho gai.
Good night.
- By www.WapSMS.in

Wo aksar mujhe kehti thi Tumhe to apna bana kar c

Wo aksar mujhe kehti thi
Tumhe to apna bana kar chhodungi
Aaj usne apni baat sach kardi,
Usne mujhe apna bana kar hi chod diya
- By www.WapSMS.in

Kudrt k karishmo me ye rat na hoti, Khwabo me bhi

Kudrt k karishmo me ye rat na hoti,
Khwabo me bhi unse mulakat na hoti,
Ye dil hr ek gum ki wajah h.
Ye dil hi na hota to koi bat na hoti.
- By www.WapSMS.in

Dil ke karib aake wo jab dur ho gaye. Sare haseen

Dil ke karib aake wo jab dur ho gaye.
Sare haseen sapne chur chur ho gaye.
Hamne wafa nibhayi to badnamiya mili.
Aur jo bewafa the wo mashur ho gaye
- By www.WapSMS.in

Hum Dekhate He Unhe Jo Na Dekhate He Hame, Hm Cha

Hum Dekhate He Unhe Jo Na Dekhate He Hame,
Hm Chahte He Unhe Jo Na Chahte He Hame,
Ajeb Aadate He Hamri
Hum Yad Rakhate He Unhe
Jo Bhul Jate He Hame..
- By www.WapSMS.in

Tuesday 16 October 2012

Boy: Can I buy you a drink? Girl: Go ahead, But

Boy: Can I buy you a drink?
Girl: Go ahead,
But only if you buy my boyfriend one too!
- By www.WapSMS.in

Santa- yar ye bata ki world me kitne desh hai? Ba

Santa- yar ye bata ki world me kitne desh hai?
Banta- abe akal ke dusman duniya me ek hidesh hai-INDIA aur baki sab videsh hai
- By www.WapSMS.in

Boy 2 othr boy : Dude, y u proposed dat grl, she

Boy 2 othr boy : Dude, y u proposed dat
grl,
she already has a bf.?
.
.
Awsm reply by the boy..
.
.
Bhai JAB TAK LADKI KUNWARI
NA TUMHARI NA HAMARI...
- By www.WapSMS.in

. . . . . . . . Dear Girls . . . . . . . . When s

. . . . . . . . Dear Girls . . . . . . . .
When sum 1 is Flirtng with you . . !!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Please do Co-operate!!
Yahi toh din hai kuch saal baad
toh koi ghaas bhi nahi
dalega!!
- By www.WapSMS.in

Monday 15 October 2012

Chand Ki Chandani, Basant Ki Bahar. Phoolo Ki Kh

Chand Ki Chandani,
Basant Ki Bahar.
Phoolo Ki Khushbu,
Apno Ka Pyar.
Mubarak Ho Aapko NAVRATRI Ka Tyohar
Sada Khush Raho Aap

- By www.WapSMS.in

Chuho ki Gang Talwar le kar bhag Rahi thi... Sher

Chuho ki Gang Talwar le kar bhag Rahi thi...
Sher ne pucha kya hua
1chuha bola Udhar Hathi ki
Beti ko kisi ne propose kiya or
Naam hamara aya h
Katle-e-aam ho jayega
LASHE BICHA DENGE.:(


- By www.WapSMS.in

FACEBOOK like sms status Life is much like facebo

FACEBOOK like sms status
Life is much like facebook
Pepole will like your problams
& comment But no one solve them,
Because Everybody seems so busy
In updating their Own
- By www.WapSMS.in

-MODERN DHAMKI- Teacher:- beta tumhara test ka R

-MODERN DHAMKI-
Teacher:- beta tumhara test ka
Result aa gya he
Kal apne parents ko
School lekar aa rhe ho ya
FACEBOOK pe tag kar ke sab ko dikha du...???
Like & share your frnds...


- By www.WapSMS.in

Raat ka chand asmaan mein nikal aaya Hai, Sath me

Raat ka chand asmaan mein nikal aaya Hai,
Sath mein apne taron ki barat laya Hai,
Jara asman ki aur to dekho,
Wo Apko meri aur se
"GooD NighT" kehne aaya Hai
- By www.WapSMS.in

If I say“I love you”million times still it won

If I say“I love you”million times still it won’t be enough. Because i just love you so much.
No one can say how much and can’t stop loving you!
In my heart you will always be forever, forever here or there, near or far, my love will be wherever you are.
- By www.WapSMS.in

Saturday 13 October 2012

Usne din raat mujko sataya itna ki nafrat bhi ho g

Usne din raat mujko sataya itna ki nafrat bhi ho gayi....
aur mohabbat bhi...

Usne is nazakat se mere hotho ko chooma..
ke roza bhi na toota aur iftari bhi ho gayi,

Usne is ehtraam se mujse mohabbat ki ke..
gunah bhi na hua aur ibadat bhi ho gayi,

mat puch uske pyar karne ka andaz kaisa tha..
usne is shiddat se seene se lagayake..

maut bhi na ayi aur jannat bhi mil gayi..

(¯`v´¯)
.`·.¸.·´
¸.·´.·´¨) ¸.·¨)
(¸.·´(¸.·´ (¸.·¨¯`kInG khAn.
- By www.WapSMS.in

Duriyo se fark nahi padta, bat to dilo ki nazdiki

Duriyo se fark nahi padta,
bat to dilo ki nazdikiyo se hoti hai.
Dosti aap jese kuch khash logo se hoti hai,
warna mulakat to rozana n jane kitno se hoti hai.
- By www.WapSMS.in

Duriyo se fark nahi padta, bat to dilo ki nazdiki

Duriyo se fark nahi padta,
bat to dilo ki nazdikiyo se hoti hai.
Dosti aap jese kuch khash logo se hoti hai,
warna mulakat to rozana n jane kitno se hoti hai.
- By www.WapSMS.in

"Achhe Rishto Ko Vaado or Sharto Ki Zarurat Nahi

"Achhe Rishto Ko Vaado or
Sharto Ki Zarurat Nahi Hoti,
Uske Liye Sirf
2 khoobsurat Log Chahiye,
Jinme Ek Bharosa Kar Sake or
Dusra Use Samajh Sake..!!
- By www.WapSMS.in

Dil Ki Majburiyo Ka Anjam Kya Jane Pyr Kisko Kaht

Dil Ki Majburiyo Ka Anjam Kya Jane
Pyr Kisko Kahte H YeNadan Kya Jane
Hawa Udale Gayi Ghar Parindo Ka
Kese Bana Tha Ghosla Ye Tufan Kya..!!!
- By www.WapSMS.in

Small But somehow, Real Line: "Everything What

Small But somehow, Real Line:

"Everything What We Want,
Comes After We StoP LooKinG For It..!"
- By www.WapSMS.in

Friday 12 October 2012

Hasi mazak k wo pal yaad rakhna, is bande ki dost

Hasi mazak k wo pal yaad rakhna,
is bande ki dosti yaad rakhna,
mahfil me mai kal rahu na rahu,
1 THA TIGER apke group me bas itna yad rakhna
- By www.WapSMS.in

Aditya- road ke pas ek jordar accident hua, bhid a

Aditya- road ke pas ek jordar accident hua, bhid adhik hone k karan santa kuch nhi dekh pa rha tha,
Santa- chillaya ye mera bap he,
bheed khali ho gyi,
Santa ne dekha ki kutta mra he.:):D;)
- By www.WapSMS.in

Santa- adi yar katrina salmaan ko pasand karti he

Santa- adi yar katrina salmaan ko pasand karti he ki nhi.
Banta- karti he.
Santa- to fir married se kyo mna kr diya.
Banta- kyoki kewal filmo me pasand or pyar karti he.:D
- By www.WapSMS.in

Pankhe Pe Latka Hua Sar Khirki Se Tmhe Dekhti Atm

Pankhe Pe Latka Hua Sar
Khirki Se Tmhe Dekhti Atma
Bed K Niche Bethi Churail
Parde K Piche Sar Kati Lash
In Sb Ki Taraf Dihan Mat Dena
Aram Se Sona
Gd Nyt


- By www.WapSMS.in

Touching story: A boy and girl want for a walk.

Touching story:
A boy and girl want for a walk.
While walking, boy hits his leg to a stone and starts bleeding.
He looks at her hoping that she would tear her dupata and wrap it around his leg.
She looks in his eyes and says..
“Soch bhi mat! Designer suit hai..!”
- By www.WapSMS.in

Thursday 11 October 2012

a short sentence but rich in meaning.. "Think" all

a short sentence but rich in meaning.. "Think" all you speack".... but "never speak all you think"...
- By www.WapSMS.in

6 doston ki suhaag raat k baad next day baat chee

6 doston ki suhaag raat k baad next day
baat cheet..
1st bola: "Meri BV to Nokia 1110 jaisi
hai.. Jese mrzi use kro".
2nd: "Mere BV 3310 nikli.. 36 saal ka
purana model".
3rd: "Meri BV N95.. Zara piyar se chalana
parta hai".
4th: "Meri BV to Blackberry hai.. Got
everything but complicated".
5th: "Meri BV saali china mobile hai..
Pehli raat main behosh ho gae".
6th: "Bechara Rotey hove bola.. Oy yaro
lut gya,
barbad ho gya, Mera set khula hua
nikla??
- By www.WapSMS.in

“Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't w

“Don't walk behind me;
I may not lead.
Don't walk in front of me;
I may not follow.
Just walk beside me and be my friend.”
- By www.WapSMS.in

Tuesday 9 October 2012

santa:- accha friend kon hota hai ?

santa:- accha friend kon hota hai ? banta:-jo badiya se padne ke tarike bataye. santa:-or best friend kon hota hai? banta:-jo exam haal ke baher khada hoker bole abe kutch aa raha hai ya our cheat bheju.
- By www.WapSMS.in

Height of sadness . . . A boy is listening to

Height of sadness
.
.
.
A boy is listening to a extremely sad
song.
.
.
.
.
And thinking.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Kaun si wali ko yaad karu
yaar....??
- By www.WapSMS.in

Newly Married woman returns from Honeymoon Her f

Newly Married woman returns from
Honeymoon
Her friends:-"kahan -kahan ghum aai?"
She:-"Delhi, Agra, Jammu and Manali."
Her friends:-"Hmm kya kya dekha?"
She:-"bajaj, orpat, anchor, orient PSPO
ke
ceiling fans"
- By www.WapSMS.in

Dad: Give me ur Mobile for a Minute. . Son: Wait

Dad: Give me ur Mobile for a Minute.
.
Son: Wait dad, Let me Switchiton. Gf Pic
delete, Gals Numberlist delete, Phne
call Receiveddelete,
.
Delete,
.
Delete,
.
Delete,
Memory Card Format..
Son: Here it is.
Dad: Thanx I Just want to see the time.
Son- Daaaaad
Dad Rockz...
- By www.WapSMS.in

"Todne Ke Liye Wada Kiya Nahi Jata. Soch Samajh K

"Todne Ke Liye Wada Kiya Nahi Jata.
Soch Samajh Ke Pyar Kiya Nahi Jata.
Yakin Karo Pyar Ho Ya Dosti.
Agar Dil Se Ho To Uske Bina Ek Pal Bhi Jiya Nai Jata. Miss u
- By www.WapSMS.in

Dost mate kru 6u ketla khrcha, Tamari pase aayi k

Dost mate kru 6u ketla khrcha,
Tamari pase aayi kru chrcha,
kok divas to batavo SMS na parcha,
nai to kilo khavadavi dais "LILA MARCHA"
- By www.WapSMS.in

Fulo ne mosam ko suhana banaya hai. Pedo ne dhart

Fulo ne mosam ko suhana banaya hai.
Pedo ne dharti ko dulhan ki tarah sajaya hai.
khuda meri sari khusiya usko dena jisne muje apna DOST banaya hai.!
- By www.WapSMS.in

Saturday 6 October 2012

Kisi ne pucha:Tum itne busy hote hue bi subko Msg

Kisi ne pucha:Tum itne busy hote hue bi subko Msg krne k liye time kaise nikal lete Ho?I replied:Rishto ko'value' dena sikho
'Waqt'apne ap mil jayega. Gm.
- By www.WapSMS.in

worlD ka sabse laMba or Pyara eNglish word hai s

worlD ka sabse laMba or Pyara eNglish word hai
s M i l e s bcoz Pehle "s" se lekar Dusre "s" tak PahuchNe Me "Miles" lag jate He...so keeP sMiliNg.
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Daulat aur shohrat sabke paas hai, khushiyan aur

Daulat aur shohrat sabke paas hai,
khushiyan aur gum sabke nasib mein he,
pyaar aur Nafrat sabke dil me he,
par khushnaseeb he hum Jo Aap jese dost hamare pas hai.
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Friday 5 October 2012

Raat ko chand acha lagta hai, phoolo me gulab ach

Raat ko chand acha lagta hai,
phoolo me gulab acha lagta hai,
koi kuch bhi kahe hame to aapke baat karne ka andaz acha lagta hai.
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Raat ko chand acha lagta hai, phoolo me gulab ach

Raat ko chand acha lagta hai,
phoolo me gulab acha lagta hai,
koi kuch bhi kahe hame to aapke baat karne ka andaz acha lagta hai.
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Never Force URSELF To Have Space In Anyone's Life.

Never Force URSELF To Have Space In Anyone's Life.
Bcoz
If dey Really Know UR Worth,
dey'll Surely Create A Place For U..
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Manvi Ni Andar Samai Rahe E SWABHIMAN ,NE Bahar Ch

Manvi Ni Andar Samai Rahe E SWABHIMAN ,NE Bahar Chhalkay Te ABHIMAN .
Sara Manvi Ne Shodhva Jaisu To Thaki Jaisu, Pan Manvi Ma Saru Shodhisu To Favi jaisu.
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Thursday 4 October 2012

1 bacha mummy se pitne k bad papa se: Kabhi aap N

1 bacha mummy se pitne k bad papa se:
Kabhi aap NARAK gaye ho ?
Papa: Nai beta
B:fir itni khofnaak cHiZ kahan se laye.
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Pappu University Ki Toilet Me Gaya, Andar Seat Pe

Pappu University Ki Toilet Me Gaya,
Andar Seat Pe Betha to Samne
Likha Hua tha
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Itna Zor padai pe Deta to Aaj Kisi
Acchi Seat pe Baitha hota...

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Santa dabang dekh ker aaya, School mei Sir: sant

Santa dabang dekh ker aaya,
School mei
Sir: santa tumhare sare ans. galat he,
marks de to kahan?
Santa: Kamal karte hai sirji, marks hi to mang
rahe hai,chup chap de do warna thappad mar k
b le sakte hai.
Sir: Badtamiz
kya bak rha hai?
Santa: Badtamiz se yaad aya sir, apke papa kaise
hai?
Sir: nikal ja class se!
Santa: Chup chap se marks de do sir, warna ans
sheet me itne chhed karunga, ki confuse ho
jaoge ki marks kaha de aur zero kahan!!
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Larrki: Ammi main shadi nahi karun gi or agar zab

Larrki: Ammi main shadi nahi karun gi or
agar zabardasti tumny meri shadi ki to ghar sy
bhag jaun gi
maa rote huwy boli beti mai ne bhag k
tere abba k sath shadi ki
teri khala or behen ny b bhag k shadi ki
tera bhai nokrani k sath
or
tera chacha dhoban k sath bahag gya
teri phopho sabzi waly k sath
or
couzin doodh waly k sath bhag gai
tera bap 2 bar parrosan k sath bhag chuka hai
ab tu b bhag jaye gi to..
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Hamari kya izzat reh jaye gi
kuch khayal kar.
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Ye 1 darawni kahani hai, kamjor dil wale ise na p

Ye 1 darawni kahani hai,
kamjor dil wale ise na pade..!!
Barsat ki 1 raat me 1 budha aadmi hath me
1kitab bechne ke liye khda tha,
1 aadmi aaya aur usne vo kitab 3000/- mein
kharid li
Budhe aadmi ne kitab de ke kaha:
Jab tk koi musibat na aye kitab ka LAST PAGE
mat dekna.
Aadmi ne kitab puri pad li lekin
dar ke karan last page nahi khola.
1 din usse raha nahi gaya
aur last page khol ke dekh hi liya aur sadme se
mar gya..
last page par likha tha..
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MRP-Rs 15/- only!
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Har lamha apke hothon pe muskan rahe, Har ghum se

Har lamha apke hothon pe muskan rahe,
Har ghum se aap anjaan rahen,
Jiske sath mehak uthe aapki zindgi,
Hamsha aapke pass woh insan rahe.
Happy Birth day
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chand ko har koi chahta hai ye aam baat hai... m

chand ko har koi chahta hai ye aam baat
hai...
magar chand kise chahta hai ye khasbaat
hai...
jeene ke liye kya jaruri hai ye aambaat hai...
magar jeee rahe hai kiske liye ye khas baat
hai.
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ek pyar hai jo dil ko pathar manta he, ek dost ha

ek pyar hai jo dil ko pathar manta he,
ek dost hai jo dosti ko rab manta he,
pyar mile n mile dosti chhod kar adi se,
sachi dosti ko ye dil apna sab manta hai.
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Wednesday 3 October 2012

Ek lamha ek manjar gujar jata hai. Jab apna koi b

Ek lamha ek manjar gujar jata hai.
Jab apna koi begana najar ata hai.
Yu to awaz aati h hr shishe k tutne ki,
pr kabhi bina awaz k BAHUT KUCH Tut jata hai.
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Kash Ye Fasle Na Hote , Kash Hum Dur Na Hote , K

Kash Ye Fasle Na Hote ,
Kash Hum Dur Na Hote ,
Kash Aap Or Hum Saath Hote ,
To sms ke paise bach jate,
Or Hum,,.
Is paise se kurkure khate .
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"Wo Mud Mud ke Dekh Rehe The Hume" "Hum Mud Mud K

"Wo Mud Mud ke Dekh Rehe The Hume"
"Hum Mud Mud Ke Dekh Rehe The Unhe"
"Wo Hume
Hum Unhe"
"Hum Unhe
Wo Hume"
"Kyoki Exam Mai Na Unhe Kuch Aata Tha Na Hume.
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Khuda ek bar use ye ehsas dela de, kitna intjar h

Khuda ek bar use ye ehsas dela de,
kitna intjar hai zara use bata de,
har pal dekhte hai rasta usi ka,
na intjar karna pade
mujhe aisi neend sula de.
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Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to Santa use ghur

Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to Santa use
ghur raha tha!
Wife romantic hokar:
Kuch karne ka irada hai kya?
Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola:
Mere garm pani se kyu nahayi!!
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Golden words! Agr k0i apko dekh kar drwaza band k

Golden words!
Agr k0i apko dekh kar drwaza band kar leta hai to yad rakho
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Kundi do0no taraf sy h0ti hai....
tum bhi bahar se laga kar bhag jao.
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Unhi ko Chaha Unhi Se Pyaar He, Wo Jindgi He To J

Unhi ko Chaha Unhi Se Pyaar He,
Wo Jindgi He To Jindgi Se Pyaar He.
Wo kisi Or K Ho Jaye koi Gam Nahi Q ki
Muje Unse Nahi Unki Khusi Se Pyaar He..!!!
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Kyun Diwana Hasta Hai Rone K Baad, Jina Fir Bhi P

Kyun Diwana Hasta Hai Rone K Baad,
Jina Fir Bhi Pastata Hai Sab Kuch Khone K Bad,
Socha Sabhi Ko Aaj Apna Salam Bhej Dun,
Kya Pata Shayad Fir Meri Subha Na Aye Aaj Sone K Bad
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Pehle Kabhi Sharabi Na Tha Aap Ki Ankone Banadiya

Pehle Kabhi Sharabi Na Tha
Aap Ki Ankone Banadiya...
.
Pehle Kabhi Deewana Na Tha
Aap Ki Husn Ne Banadiya...
.
Pehle U Zindagi Se Kafa Na Tha
Aap Ki Judai Ne Banadiya..
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New Style Of Good Night: . . "Mujh Par Ek Ehsan

New Style Of Good Night:
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"Mujh Par Ek Ehsan Karna ,,
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Neend Aa Rahi Hai,
Pareshaan Na Karna.."
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Mere Pyaar Ko Bewafai Ka Inaam De Gai, Mere Dil K

Mere Pyaar Ko Bewafai Ka Inaam De Gai,
Mere Dil Ko Yaado Ka Paigam De Gai,
Maine Kaha Mere Dil Mai Dard Hai,
To Kambhakhat Jaate Jaate Jhandu Baam De Gai.
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My eyes said, "I'am so tired... Plz cum 2 sleep

My eyes said,
"I'am so tired...
Plz cum 2 sleep
&
Give me rest"
But my heart said,
"Plz wish ur dear, once, b4 u go 2 sleep"
So..
Gud ngt swt dreamZ...!
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Takdir Likhne Wale Ek Ehsaan LikhDe, Mere Dost Ki

Takdir Likhne Wale Ek Ehsaan LikhDe,
Mere Dost Ki Takdir Me Ek Aor Muskan Likh De,
Na Mile Kbhi Dard Usko,
Tu Chahe To Uski Kimat Me Meri Jaan Likh De.
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Munna: ye Gandhi Bapu har note me haste hi kyu r

Munna: ye Gandhi Bapu
har note me haste hi
kyu rehte hei ??
Circuit: Simple hai
BHAI, Royenge to note
geeela ho jayenga na.
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Teri galiyon mein na rakhenge kadam Aaj ke baad k

Teri galiyon mein na rakhenge kadam
Aaj ke baad kyun ki humari apni
gali mein setting ho gayi hai
|'\('.') Kya
|. |.|> item
| _| |_ hai..
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Ye pyara sa gulab sirf aap ke liye . . . . .

Ye pyara sa gulab sirf aap ke liye
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(\./)
/.".)"^----;";_
\,,/"( , , )\
//\\ //\\
Iska naam gulab hai to hum kya kare.
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ite pal phir la nahi sakte, sukhe phul phir khila

ite pal phir la nahi sakte,
sukhe phul phir khila nahi sakte,
kabhi kabhi lagta hai aap hume yaad nahi karte,
par dil kehta hai aap hame bhula bhi nahi sakte..
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Monday 1 October 2012

Sardar baraf ka tukra hath me le kar gaur se dekh

Sardar baraf ka tukra hath me le kar gaur
se dekh raha tha,
Kisi ne puchha kya kar rahe ho? Sardar bola
dekh raha hu Sala leak kahan se ho raha
he..;-)
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