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Sunday 22 April 2012

Teacher- Chalo is line ko 2 lafzo me bolo: "me aap

Teacher- Chalo is line ko 2 lafzo me bolo: "me aapse pyar karta hu"

Stdnt- sorry mam

teri meri, meri teri prem kahani he muskil.....
2 lafzo me ye bayaan na ho paaye.........
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Ye Mohabbat Mehfooz Unse H Is Hasi Ka Hr Saboot U

Ye Mohabbat Mehfooz Unse H
Is Hasi Ka Hr Saboot Unse H
Ae Waqt Tu Hr Lamhe Me Meri Mohbat Ko Khushi Dena
Qki Meri Hr Khushi Ka Wajood Unse H
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Monday 16 April 2012

Ek tanha raat main aap ki yaad aayi.. Yaad mitane

Ek tanha raat main aap ki yaad aayi.. Yaad mitane ke liye cigarette jalai,
Na jane kya kayamat aayi.. cigarette ke dhuein mein bhi aap ki shakal nazar aai...
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As days go by, my feelings get stronger, To be in

As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & night my thoughts r of U.
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Thursday 12 April 2012

I'M BAD in ENGLISH BUT i can tell you that I LO

I'M BAD in ENGLISH
BUT
i can tell you
that I LOVE YOU.
I am BAD in GEOGRAPHY
BUT
i can tell you
thAt you LIVE in my HEART.
I am BAD in HISTORY
BUT
I can REMEMBER
when i FIRST saw you.
I am BAD in CHEMISTRY
BUT
I can tell
WHATS the REACTION
when you SMILE.
I am BAD in PHYSICS
BUT
I can tell the
INTENSITY of SPARK of my EYES
when they SEE you.
I am BAD in every SUBJECT
BUT
I can TELL ALL
I will PASS all SUBJECTS
if the TOPIC is YOU.....!
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Sunday 8 April 2012

Santa: Tune Us Ladki Ke Liye Cigarette Chod Di? B

Santa: Tune Us Ladki Ke Liye Cigarette Chod Di?
Banta: Haan
S: Daru Ko Bhi Chod Diya?
B: Haan
S: Jua Bhi Chod Diya?
B: Haan
S: Abey To Fir Us Se Shadi Kyu Nahi Ki?
B: Oh Yaar, Itna Sudhar Gaya Tha Ke Usse Achhi Mil Gayi;)
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kash koi mujhpar haq jatata, meri aankhon ko apne

kash koi mujhpar haq jatata,
meri aankhon ko apne hatho se chhupata..
Jab me puchhta kaun ho tum?
Muskurakar apne aap ko meri jaan batata...
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Mazak Ki Bhi Koi Hadd Hoti Hai Yaar, Main Ladki K

Mazak Ki Bhi Koi Hadd Hoti Hai Yaar,
Main Ladki Ke Sath Date Maar RahaTha
.
.
.
.,
Aur Mera Dost Uske Samne Aakar Bola: “ Kal Wali Zyada Achi Thi… “
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Boy-99.9% ladkiya jis question, ka answer nhi bat

Boy-99.9% ladkiya jis question,
ka answer nhi bata payi

kya tum bata paogi??

Girl: ha 100% batadungi

.

Boy- tumhara cell number kya hai.
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