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Wednesday 29 February 2012

Aaj Phir Kisi Ne Pucha Ke Tera Hasta Hua Chehra Ud

Aaj Phir Kisi Ne Pucha Ke Tera Hasta Hua Chehra Udas Q Hai .. ??

Barasti Aankhon Mein Pyaas Q Hai .. ??

Jin Ki Nazron Mein Tu Kuch Bhi Nahi Wo Tere Liye Itna Khas Q Hai .. .. ??

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QUE.: GOOGLE IS A BOY OR A GIRL ? ANS.: OF COURSE

QUE.: GOOGLE IS A BOY OR A GIRL ?
ANS.: OF COURSE A GIRL.
COZ ITS NOT LET YOU COMPLETE YOUR SENTENCE AND STARTS SUGGESTING AND GUSSING AT ITS OWN..

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Bank ke Form Me ek Sawaal Tha 'Is Bank Me Khata K

Bank ke Form Me ek Sawaal Tha
'Is Bank Me Khata Kholne Ki wajah ?"
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Santa Ne Wahaa Likha-
' Aapki Khubsurat Cashier " :

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♥ Cute Relationship ♥ When sOmeOne Gets AnGry

♥ Cute Relationship ♥
When sOmeOne Gets AnGry with yOu & says.. i Will neveR talk tO yOu... :(
& LateR cOmes baCk tO yOu tO infOrm... "I AM STILL ANGRY"... :)
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Tuesday 28 February 2012

Har Duya Kabul Nahi Hoti Har Aarzo Puri Nahi Hoti

Har Duya Kabul Nahi Hoti
Har Aarzo Puri Nahi Hoti
Jiske Dil Me Aap Ho
Usse Dhadhkano Ki Jaarorat Nahi Hoti.

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સમાજમાં દરેક જગ્યાએ આપણને જીત જ જોઈતી હોય છે. ફક્ત ફૂલવાળાની દુકાન જ એવી છે જ્યાં જઈને આપણે કહીએ છીએ : 'હાર જોઈએ છે !'

Jindgi k sawalo k jawab dhundh rahi hu, Aaj tumha

Jindgi k sawalo k jawab dhundh rahi hu,
Aaj tumhari aankho me pyar dhundh rahi hu,
Ek waqt tha khoye rahete the meri yado me,
Aaj wo khoya waqt dhundh rahi hu.
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Ek Smashaan Ke Baahar Likha Tha: Manzil To Teri

Ek Smashaan Ke Baahar Likha Tha:

Manzil To Teri Yahi Thi, Bas Zindagi Guzar Gayi Aate-Aate!

Kya Mila Tujhe Is Duniya Se?

Tere Apno Ne Hi Jala Diya, Tujhe Jate-Jate!


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Ek ladka ek ladki ko cafe mein akele baitha dekh k

Ek ladka ek ladki ko cafe mein akele baitha dekh kar ladki ki table par gaya aur kaha:
kya main aap ke saath baith
sakta hoon?

Ladki (Chillai): nahin, main aaj raat tumhare saath nahin guzaar sakti... !

sab log dekhne lage..
ladka sharminda ho gaya..

kuch der baad ladki uske paas gayi aur maafi mangi aur kaha: Main HUMAN NATURE ke upar study kar rahi hoon aur padh rahi hoon ke log sharminda ho kar kya mehsoos karte hain...

Ladka (Chillaya): What...?? 10 Hazar ek raat ke bahut zyada hain, kuch kam karo yaar...

Sab log ladki ko dekhkar hasne lage. .
Aur phir ladka aahista se bola:
Ab kar Study HUMAN NATURE pe :)
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The Funniest Situation In Student Life When We

The Funniest Situation In Student Life

When We Have No Idea What To Write
In The Exam Paper N The Supervisor Comes
And
Says, "Please Cover Your Answer Sheet"
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" Success Is Not Climbing Up The Ladder Bt Its Ly

" Success Is Not Climbing Up The
Ladder Bt Its Lyk Climbing On A
Pyramid Bcoz As U Go
Higher, Lesser Is The Space &
Better Is The
Competition."...
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Koi Book Aisi Milti Jis Pe Dil Luta Dete Har Subj

Koi Book Aisi Milti Jis Pe Dil Luta Dete
Har Subject Ne Dimag Khaya Kisi 1 Ko Nipta Dete
Ab Syllabs Dekh Kar Ye Sochte Hen K
1 Mahina Or Hota To Dunia Hila Detey.
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Monday 27 February 2012

' kAAsh ! MeRE pyAR kA anT kUCh iS kadar hO,, K

'
kAAsh !
MeRE pyAR kA anT kUCh iS kadar hO,,
K mERi kaBar pE bnA unKA gHAr ho,,
WoH jaB-jAb soYE zameEn pE,,
MeRE sEEne sE lgA unKA sAR hO
'
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Lecturer In A Medical Class: Kya aurat Ko 35 ke B

Lecturer In A Medical Class:
Kya aurat Ko 35 ke Baad Bachche Paida Karne Chahiye ??

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santa: No Sir..,

35 Bachche Kaafi Hain...

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Kya Apko Ladkian Pasand Hai? Kya Aap Ladkion Ki B

Kya Apko Ladkian Pasand Hai?
Kya Aap Ladkion Ki Baten Sunna Chahte Hai?
Kya Aap Hmesha Ladkio Se Ghire Rehna Chahte Hai? . . .
To Beta Golgappe Ki Laari Laga Lo.
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Ek ladki match dekhne gayi, lips par india ke tir

Ek ladki match dekhne gayi,
lips par india ke tirange ka rang laga tha,
ek ladka aaya kiss kar gaya or bola
I LOVE MY INDIA :D
Have a Nice Day
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Wo Aaj Bhi Hamse Nafrat Karte Hain.. Hum Aaj Bhi

Wo Aaj Bhi Hamse Nafrat Karte Hain..
Hum Aaj Bhi Sirf Unpar Hi Marte Hain....
Nafrat Hai To Kya Hua Yaar...
Kuch To Hai Jo Sirf Wo Hamse Karte Hain.....
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Sunday 26 February 2012

If U Delete This Message Thats Bcoz U Love Me. ..

If U Delete This Message Thats Bcoz U Love Me. .. If U Save It Thats Bcoz U Desire Me .. & If U Ignore It Thats Bcoz U Miss Me.

So What U Gonna Do With It..
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The One Thing We Can Never Get Enough Of Is LOVE.

The One Thing We Can Never Get Enough Of Is LOVE.

And

The One Thing We Never Give Enough Is LOVE.

* Love 4 Ever *
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When I Was Walking Alone, I Wish That I Can Reach

When I Was Walking Alone, I Wish That I Can Reach The End Of The Road…….but When U Walked With Me I Wish The Road Never Ends.
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*My Favourite Lines* I Have No Words 2 Explain

*My Favourite Lines*

I Have No Words 2 Explain My Love,
Bcoz
I Got Amazing Person Who Can Understand Even My
Silence..!!
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In Life Love Is Not Planned Nor Does It Happen For

In Life Love Is Not Planned Nor Does It Happen For A Reason..but When The Love Is True It Becomes Ur Plan Of Life And Ur Reason Of Living…
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Saturday 25 February 2012

A Girl Updated her Status on facebook: ":((" 1s

A Girl Updated her Status on
facebook:
":(("
1st Boy Commented:
What happened Babes? Am therefor you ?? :/
*She Blocked Him*

2nd Boy Commeted:
aawww My Baby, I Love you...
Please don't Cry.. :(
*She Blocked Him too.. :S

3rd Boy Commeted:
Hat be.. =O
Jab Dekho Roti rehti hai
facebook pe..!! :@
*She Blocked him too..*
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4th Boy Commented:
Kya hua Dear ??
Kya Main AapkiKuch Help
karoon ???
She Commented back:
Haan BHAIYA.. Inbox mein Batati hun..!! :) ** This Time..
The Boy Blocked Her :) :) :)
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Once A Guy Who Recently Had A Breakoff With Her Gi

Once A Guy Who Recently Had A Breakoff With Her Girl Friend
Was Asked ....Hav U Left Ur Girl Friend Or She Left U???
He Smiled And Answered..
L0ve Left Us!!!
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Style Of Break Up: Boy Bought Gift For His Girl F

Style Of Break Up:
Boy Bought Gift For His Girl Friend-
Gf:wat The Hell Would I Do With This Rocket?
Boy: U Wanted Stars Na?
Now Sit On It And Get Lost.
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ZINDAGI EK CHAHAT KA SILSILA HAI KOI MIL JATA H

ZINDAGI EK CHAHAT KA SILSILA HAI
KOI MIL JATA HAI,
KOI BICHAD JATA HAI
JINHE MAANGTE HAI HUM APNI DUAO ME,
WO KISI AUR KO BINA MANGE HI MIL JATA HAI--
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Ashiyana Jo Dil Ne Basana Chaha, Sari Duniya Ne U

Ashiyana Jo Dil Ne Basana Chaha,
Sari Duniya Ne Use Mitana Chaha.
Wo Jane Q Humse Door Hote Chle Gaye
Jinhe Hamne Sirf Apna Banana Chaha.
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Socho Ki Hum Jaisa Dost Apaki Jindagi Mai Na Hota

Socho Ki Hum Jaisa Dost Apaki
Jindagi Mai Na Hota To Kya Hota?


Dekha Kitana Khali Khali Lagata Na.
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Dil Jal Raha Hai Aag Banke, Shama Jal Rhi Hai Chi

Dil Jal Raha Hai Aag Banke,
Shama Jal Rhi Hai Chirag Banke,
Socha Tha Pyar Se Batein Karenge Aapse,
Par Baat Rah Gayi Dil Me Fariyad Banke.
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HAMARY BAAD NAHI AAYEGA TUMHAIN CHAHAT KA AESA MAZ

HAMARY BAAD NAHI AAYEGA TUMHAIN CHAHAT KA AESA MAZA,

TUM LOGON SeY KHUD KEHTAY PHIROGE MUJAY CHAHO US KI TRAH....
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A Single Candle Can Illuminate An Entire Room. A T

A Single Candle Can Illuminate An Entire Room. A True Friend Lights Up An Entire Lifetime.
Thanks For The Bright Lights Of Your Friendship - By WapSMS.in

Hum Kho Gaye To Rahon Me Dhunda Karoge Tum Har Ek Ko Rok Rok Ke Puchha Karoge Tum Hum Kehte The Hum Se Badhayo Na Dosti Tanhai Me Baith Kar Phir Roya Karoge Tum. - By WapSMS.in

Hum Kho Gaye To Rahon Me Dhunda Karoge Tum
Har Ek Ko Rok Rok Ke Puchha Karoge Tum
Hum Kehte The Hum Se Badhayo Na Dosti
Tanhai Me Baith Kar Phir Roya Karoge Tum. - By WapSMS.in

Friday 24 February 2012

A B C D Joke

A - U R Attractive
B - U R The Best
C - U R Cute
D - U R Dear 2 Me
E - U R Excellent
F - U R Funny
G - U R Good-looking
H - Hehehe
I - I'm
J - Joking

Santa ko Chand par...

Santa ko Chand par Bhejne ka Faisla Hua.
Aadhe Raste Jakar santa Rocket se kud Gaya or chillaya : Dhoka
Kamino Aaj to Amas hai,
Chand to hoga hi nahi.
Every1 u meet is not just coincidence but destiny. Leave sumthng wonderful 2 those who pass ur life, so dey wil find it hard 2 erase u 4m their life.

Jindgi na drek shabd ma ghana fark hoy 6,

Jindgi na drek shabd ma ghana fark hoy 6,

Tuka vakyo ne ghana arth hoy 6,

Kyarek sawal pan sehlo hoto nathi,
Ne kyarek Apel jawab ma pan prasnarth hoy 6e.!

haath laga k to dikha.. !!

Teachr- "main teri jaan nikal dungi"
iski english kya hogi..??
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Santa- English ki aisi tesi, Tu saali haath laga k to dikha.. !!

Life me 2 bate hamesa yad rakhna

Life me 2 bate hamesa yad rakhna
1.Hawa chlti he to patte hilte h
2.Nahi chlti to nai hilte

Bus ab thank's mat bolna yaar
Jb tak knowledge he dete rahenge..

Aksar pyar karne wale...

Aksar pyar karne wale, apni chahat ki tarif karte h, taki woh unse juda na ho jaye, hum isliye khamosh rehte h, taki koi aur aap par fida na ho jaye...
Miss u

Small But Valueable Msg :

Small But Valueable Msg :
Friends are like injections.
They may sometime give you pain but the intention is always to cure your problem..!!

Lamho ki 1 kitab hai zindgi..

Lamho ki 1 kitab hai zindgi..
Saanso aur khyalo ka hissab hai zindgi..
Kuch jarurate puri, kuch khwaishe adhuri..
Bas inhi sawalo ka jawab hai "ZINDAGI".

Relationships r very precious

Relationships r very precious.Take care of them, bcoz it could be the most painful for u, when a person "you know" becomes a person "you knew"

Medical definition of "laziness":

 Medical definition of "laziness":

"It's a talent of taking rest before you get tired".

Because,
prevention is better than cure.
Be lazy think crazy.

Never Go Out Of Your Way

Never Go Out Of Your Way To Explain someone ur Honesty & Their Faults....
Because....
Time Has It's Own Way Of Revealing The Truth.

Achha Lagta Hai..

Ajib Dastan Hoti H Dosti Ki,
Ladna Milne Se Bhi Acha Lagta H.
Lad K Manane Wale B Hote H Kuch,
To Kuch Ko Chidhana Acha Lagta H.
Dost K Muh Se Kuch Sunne K Liye,
Kabhi Jhuk Jana Bhi Acha Lagta H.
Safr Train Ka Ho Ya Zndgi Ka,
Khtm Hi Nhi Hoti Batein...
Phir Bhi Khamosh Reh Kar Muskurana Acha Lagta H.
4 Dosto Mein Lagta H,mil Gayi Puri Duniya.
Baki Sab Bhul Jana Achha Lagta H..
Yaro Hamesha Sath Rahna...
Kyuki Hume Ye Yarana Achha Lagta H..

Fall In Love With Me.

You Can Fall From A Mountain,you Can Fall From A Tree,but The Best Way To Fall,is To Fall In Love With Me.

I Had many options...

I Had many options...

Jumping frm roof,
Drinking poision,
Hanging on rope,
Under d train..

But i cHose
EDUCATION!

Tadap tadap k marenge..

Girl: I Love YOU Dear..

Girl: I Love YOU Dear..
Boy: Differnt Style Me Propos Karo
Na..
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Girl:Teri Laash ko Aag Lagane Ka
Chance Mere Bete Ko Dega Ki nahi..?