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Friday 30 November 2012

For Married Men . Kabi bahut Dukhi ho to apni Sh

For Married Men
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Kabi bahut Dukhi ho to apni Shadi ka Video ulta chala k dekhna
Maza ayega
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BV Apki Ungli se Ring utaregi,Car se niklegi & Mayke chali jayegi!
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Pyar karne wale marte nahi mar diye jate he.....

Pyar karne wale marte nahi mar diye jate he.....
hindu kahete he jalaa do...
muslim kahete he dafnado...
koy nahi kaheta ki milado inhe...
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Dear SRK, tera wo bakwas romance karna.... Ter

Dear SRK,

tera wo bakwas romance karna....
Tera wo itna buddha hokar bhi kat ko kiss karna ....
Wo tera boring acting karna....
Wo teri slow story ko aur slow karna...
Woh tera 3 ghante mera timewaste karna...
Nahi bhuligi mai...
Jab tak hai Jaan
Jab tak hai jaan...
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Thursday 29 November 2012

Kabhi pehli baar school jane me darr lagta tha, A

Kabhi pehli baar school jane me darr lagta tha,
Aaj har rasta khud hi chunte hai..!!
Kabhi mummy-papa ki har baat sacchi lagti thi,
Aaj unhi se jhuth bolte hai..!!
Kabhi chhoti si chot kitna rulati thi,
Aaj dil toot jata hai phir b sambhaljate hai !!
Ek din tension ka meaning maa se puchna padta tha,
Or aaj tension pr book likh sakte hai..!!
Sach, zindagi ne bahut kuch sikha diya..!
Na jaane humko itna bada kyun bana diya..!
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Hawa kehti hai dosti kar.... fiza kehti hai pyar

Hawa kehti hai dosti kar....
fiza kehti hai pyar kar....
Dil kehta hai shadi kar....
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parents kehte hai. bakwas band kar....
aur pehle saari backs clear kr
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Machliya Pani Se Bahar Aakar Mar Kyun Jati Hai?

Machliya Pani Se Bahar Aakar Mar Kyun Jati Hai?

Kyun ki
Unko ye Pata Nahi Hota Ki
Kisi Ke Saath Nazdikiyan,
Pehle Aadat,
Phir Jarurat,
Aur Phir Zindagi Ban Jati Hai,
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Wo aati hai mujhe staane ke liye, Me jaata hun us

Wo aati hai mujhe staane ke liye,
Me jaata hun use manane ke liye,
Wo kahti hai tum mujhse pyar nahi karte,
Or me kahta hun ki tere siva hum kisi or ko yaad nahi krte,
Usne mujhe chod diya kisi or ke liye,
Or humne bi chod di duniya sirf usi ke liye.
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Ladkiya To Hajar He Par Uske Jaisa Koi Nhi, Khubs

Ladkiya To Hajar He Par Uske Jaisa Koi Nhi,
Khubsurti Beshumar He Par Uske Jaisa Koi Nhi,
Duniya Vakt Ke Sath Biti Bate Bhul Jaati He,
Bhulau To Chije Hajar He Par Uske Jaisa Koi Nhi.
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Ladke sab se jyada confuse kb hote hai? . . .

Ladke sab se jyada confuse kb
hote hai?
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Jab ladkiya puchti hai ki mai kesi
lag rahi hu
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Tuesday 27 November 2012

Har pal har waqt har din har lamha har aah

Har pal
har waqt
har din
har lamha
har aahat
har ehsas
aur
dil ki har dhadkan keh rahi he "kya thand re baaaaawaaaaa"
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Har pal har waqt har din har lamha har aah

Har pal
har waqt
har din
har lamha
har aahat
har ehsas
aur
dil ki har dhadkan keh rahi he "kya thand re baaaaawaaaaa"
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बहुत उदास है कोई तेà

बहुत उदास है कà¥&lsqauo;ई तेरे जाने से;
हà¥&lsqauo; सके तà¥&lsqauo; लौट आ किसी बहाने से;
तू लाख खफा सही पर एक बार तà¥&lsqauo; देख;
कितना कचरा जमा है तेरे न आने से!
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हर इल्जाम का हकदार à

हर इल्जाम का हकदार वà¥&lsqauo; हमे बना जाते है,

हर खता कि सजा वà¥&lsqauo; हमे सुना जाते है,

हम हरबार खामà¥&lsqauo;श रह जाते है,

क्यà¥&lsqauo;की वà¥&lsqauo; अपना हà¥&lsqauo;ने का हक जता जाते है.
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तेरी बेवफाई मे दिल à

तेरी बेवफाई मे दिल बेकरार ही ना करु,

तू हुकुम दे तà¥&lsqauo; तेरा इन्तेज़ार ही ना करु,

तू बेवफा है तà¥&lsqauo; कुछ इस कद्र बेवफा कर,

के तेरे बाद मे किसी à¤"र से प्यार ही ना करु.
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हर नज़र को 1 निगाह कà¤

हर नज़र कà¥&lsqauo; 1 निगाह का हक़ है,

हर नूर कà¥&lsqauo; 1 आह का हक़ है.

हम भी दिल लेकर आये है इस दुनिया में,

हमे भी तà¥&lsqauo; 1 गुनाह करने का हक़ है
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सितम को हमने बेरुखà¥

सितम कà¥&lsqauo; हमने बेरुखी समझा,

प्यार कà¥&lsqauo; हमने बंदगी समझा,

तुम चाहे हमे जà¥&lsqauo; भी समझà¥&lsqauo;,

हमने तà¥&lsqauo; तुम्हे अपनी ज़िन्दगी समझा.
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Monday 26 November 2012

हसीं चेहरे पर कभी ऐà

हसीं चेहरे पर कभी ऐतबार ना करना,

तà¥&lsqauo;ड देते हैं दिल कभी प्यार ना करना,

है गुजारिश सबसे मेरी, मर जाà¤"गे,

वà¥&lsqauo; ना आयेंगे कभी इंतजार ना करना..
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रस्मों रिवाज की जो à

रस्मà¥&lsqauo;ं रिवाज की जà¥&lsqauo; परवाह करते हैं,

प्यार में वà¥&lsqauo; लà¥&lsqauo;ग गुनाह करते हैं

इश्क वà¥&lsqauo; जुनून है जिसमें दीवाने

अपनी खुशी से खुद कà¥&lsqauo; तबाह करते हैं।
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दोनों आखों मे अश्क à

दà¥&lsqauo;नà¥&lsqauo;ं आखà¥&lsqauo;ं मे अश्क दिया करते हैं

हम अपनी नींद तेरे नाम किया करते है

जब भी पलक झपके तुम्हारी समझ लेना

हम तुम्हे याद किया करते हैं

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हाथों की लकीरों मैà¤

हाथà¥&lsqauo;ं की लकीरà¥&lsqauo;ं मैं किस्मत हà¥&lsqauo;ती है

मिलना à¤"र भूल जाना लà¥&lsqauo;गà¥&lsqauo; की फितरत हà¥&lsqauo;ती है,

बिखरता तà¥&lsqauo; हर कà¥&lsqauo;ई है दर्द में,

मगर गम भुलाना इंसान की जरुरत हà¥&lsqauo;ती है.
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दिल ने कहा याद करते

दिल ने कहा याद करते रहना,
मन ही मन बात करते रहना,
वà¥&lsqauo; हमारे दिल की फरियाद सुने ना सुने,
अपना तà¥&lsqauo; फ़र्ज़ है उन्हे याद करते रहना
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Sunday 25 November 2012

दर्द देने का अंदाज à

दर्द देने का अंदाज कुछ ऐसा है
दर्द दे कर कहते है अब हाल कैसा है
ज़हर दे कर कहते है अब पीना हà¥&lsqauo;गा
जब पी लिए तà¥&lsqauo; कहते है अब जीना हà¥&lsqauo;गा
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Mujrim Ne Apne Pathan Vakeel Ko Kaha: Koshish Kar

Mujrim Ne Apne Pathan Vakeel Ko Kaha:
Koshish Karna Umar Qaid Ho Phansi Na Ho

Vakeel: Tum Chinta Mat Karo
Court Ke Baad Mujrim Kya Hua?

Pathan: Bahut Mushkil Se Umar Qaid Karwai,
Adalat To Riha Kar Rahi Thi.


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Ladkiya To Hajar He Par Uske Jaisa Koi Nhi, Khubs

Ladkiya To Hajar He Par Uske Jaisa Koi Nhi,
Khubsurti Beshumar He Par Uske Jaisa Koi Nhi,
Duniya Vakt Ke Sath Biti Bate Bhul Jaati He,
Bhulau To Chije Hajar He Par Uske Jaisa Koi Nhi
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Acha dost zindgi ko jannat banata h Islye Meri

Acha dost zindgi ko jannat banata h

Islye Meri qadar kia karo,
Warna fir kehte firoge

Behti hawa sa tha wo
Yaar hmara tha wo,
Kaha gya use dhundo...
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khuda kare ki zindagi me ye mukaam aaye Khuda kar

khuda kare ki zindagi me ye mukaam aaye
Khuda kare ki zindagi me ye mukaam aaye...
Tujhe bhool ne ki dua karu aur dua me tera naam aaye....
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Top shayries: Teri adao pe mai jaun waari waari..

Top shayries:
Teri adao pe mai jaun waari waari..
Dial 139 for railway enquiry
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Na jine ki arzu na marne ka khauf
The number u r trying is
switchd off...
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If ur world is spining Round &Round..& Round...Ur

If ur world is spining Round
&Round..& Round...Ur heart is
beating fast ,do u think its LOVE?
na Munna na its called high B/P...
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Saturday 24 November 2012

Once in a soap industry in Japan, The soap cover

Once in a soap industry in Japan,
The soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it
i.e empty box.
To avoid the problem in the future Engineers purchased X-Ray machine of 60 thousand dollars to check whether soap is Packed in every cover or not in assembly line.

Same problem occurred in India..
What did they do?
Indian Engineers simply put a fan beside d assembly line &
Empty boxes were flown away!
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‎"Pyar krne se kuch milta nhi, Khwab dekhne se

‎"Pyar krne se kuch milta nhi,
Khwab dekhne se ful khita nhi,
aazmalo kismat chahe kitni bar magar,
nsib me na ho wo kabhi mita nhi...."
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Girl to hr Blind BF : Kash tum dehk saktey ke m

Girl to hr Blind BF :

Kash tum dehk saktey ke main kitni khubsurat hu..
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BF : Itni khubsurat hoti toh kya Aankh wale Tujhe Mere liye chhod jaate..
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Kamini andha hu chu**ya nahi..
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tere status ki wo namkeen baaten, tere sms se wo

tere status ki wo namkeen baaten,
tere sms se wo mulaakaten,
Nahi bhulunga me,
Jab Tak Hai Facebook
Jab tak Hai Facebooke
Wo tera like karke cmnt na krna,
Wo tera sms ka rply na krna,
Nahi bhulunga me,
Jab Tak Hai Facebook
Jab Tak Hai Facebook
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For those girls who say that 'mere piche bahut se

For those girls who say that 'mere piche bahut se ladke pade huye hai'
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They always should remember that low price always attract customer
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Jawani K Din Chamkile Ho Gaye Aur Husn K Tewar

Jawani K Din Chamkile Ho Gaye

Aur Husn K Tewar Nukile Ho Gaye,

Hum Izhaar Karne me Thode Dhiile Ho Gaye,

Aur Unke Haath Peele Ho Gaye.
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Asman me hajaro tare he magar hame suraj hi roshan

Asman me hajaro tare he magar hame suraj hi roshani deta he.
Gulsan me fulo to hajaro magar gulab hi hame mahek deta he.
phalo me phal to hajaro he magar aam hi hame bhaata he.
dunia me dost to hajaro he magar tum hi hame yaad aate ho.
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Dosto ki mahefil me ek jaam ho jaye. Dosti pe mar

Dosto ki mahefil me ek jaam ho jaye.
Dosti pe marne walo me ek naam ho jaye.
Koi kahe ki tum apne dost ko kya doge.
To bata dena ki hum dosti ke naam hamari jaan bhi gava denge
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Friday 23 November 2012

Barsaat k Badal awaz nhi karte Kimti palon ko y

Barsaat k Badal awaz nhi karte

Kimti palon ko yuhi brbad nhi krte.

Zindgi me kuch log aise b hote he.

Agr unhe preshan na kro to wo yad nhi krte.
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Sundar Tha Is Qadar Ke Mehsoos Naa Hua.. Kese, Ka

Sundar Tha Is Qadar Ke Mehsoos Naa Hua..
Kese, Kahan Aur Kab Mera Bachpan Chala gaya..
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Ha mera har lamha chura liya aapne, Ankho ko ek n

Ha mera har lamha chura liya aapne,
Ankho ko ek nyi chand dikha diya apne,
Hume zindagi di kisi aur ne,
Par itna pyar dekar jeena sikhaya aapne
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Pyaar Mein Milna Zaruri Nahi, Pyaar Mein Izhaar B

Pyaar Mein Milna Zaruri Nahi,
Pyaar Mein Izhaar Bhi Zaruri Nahi,
Zaruri Sirf Ehsaas Hai Jo Zindagi Sawarde,
Unhe Pana Ya Na Pana Zaruri Nhi
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Thursday 22 November 2012

Jab kuch sapne adhure rah jate hai, tab dil k dar

Jab kuch sapne adhure rah jate hai,
tab dil k dard ansu banker bhejate hai,
jo khte hai ki hm sirf apke hai,
pata nhi wo kaise alvida keh jate hai
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Unse door jaane ka irada naa tha Sada saath rehne

Unse door jaane ka irada naa tha
Sada saath rehne ka wada bhi naa tha
Vo yaad nahi karega jante the hum
Par itni jaldi bhool jayega andaaza naa tha!!
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Har roz koi khuwaab toot jata hai, Har roz koi ap

Har roz koi khuwaab toot jata hai,
Har roz koi apna rooth jata hai,
Na jane meri Qismat main kya hai,
Jise main yaad karon wohi mujhy bhool jata hai
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Dosti jindagi ki ek kadi hoti hai, badi mushkil s

Dosti jindagi ki ek kadi hoti hai,
badi mushkil se yah imarat khadi hoti hai,
nibhane valo ki kami hai varana,
dosti to pyar se bhi badi hoti hai
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Khuda ne mujse kaha. "Bande. DOST na bana,tu DHO

Khuda ne mujse kaha.
"Bande.
DOST na bana,tu DHOKHA kha jayega"

Maine kaha
"Ae khuda,Tu msg padhne wale se mil to sahi,Tu bhi Dhokhe se uska DOST ban jayega"
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Shaam hui to uski yaad aayi, Uske sath guzre har

Shaam hui to uski yaad aayi,
Uske sath guzre har pal ki yaad aayi,
Ab to bina uske meri aankh bhar aayi,
Aankho ko bnd kiya to uski tasveer bn aayi,
use dekh ke dil ne li angdaai,
Mere hothon se ek Or halki muskan nikal aayi.
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Wednesday 21 November 2012

Face pe apke gajab ki smile hai, Suna hai apke pa

Face pe apke gajab ki smile hai,
Suna hai apke paas ek pc hai aur usame ek sms ki file hai,
Phir bhi WAPSMS pe sms nahi karte ye kaun sa style hai.
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Risk but Lucky is my life Posible is my love Imp

Risk but Lucky is my life
Posible is my love
Imposible is my aim
Dangerous is my game
Don't play with me bcoz...
Lion is my nickname.
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Sir: samajh tujhe 10 laddu diye. Student: Mujhe..

Sir: samajh tujhe 10 laddu diye.
Student: Mujhe....???????
Sir: samajhne me tere bap ka kya jata hai..
Usme se 5 laddu maine le liye to bata tere pas kitna bacha...????
Student: 20.
Sir: kaise...????
Student: samajhne me tere bap ka kya jata hai.!!!!
TEACHER SHOCKED
STUDENT ROCKED
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Sir: samajh tujhe 10 laddu diye. Student: Mujhe..

Sir: samajh tujhe 10 laddu diye.
Student: Mujhe....???????
Sir: samajhne me tere bap ka kya jata hai..
Usme se 5 laddu maine le liye to bata tere pas kitna bacha...????
Student: 20.
Sir: kaise...????
Student: samajhne me tere bap ka kya jata hai.!!!!
TEACHER SHOCKED
STUDENT ROCKED
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Musibat Mein Kabhi Kisi Se Madad Mat Maango, Kyon

Musibat Mein Kabhi Kisi Se Madad Mat Maango,
Kyon Ki Musibat 4 Din Ki Hai,
Aur Ehsaan Zindagi Bhar Ka..
Always Trust on urself
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Ek ladki roz ek gali se gujra karti thi, apne che

Ek ladki roz ek gali se gujra karti thi,
apne chere ko nakab se dhaka rakhti thi.
Ek ladka uspe marta tha,
sayad wo use dil se payar karta tha.
Ek din ladki ne us ladke ke padosi se pucha,
kaha gaya wo aashik?
To usne bataya aapko aane me der ho gai,
us diwane ki kal raat mot ho gai?
Padosi ne apna frz nibhaya,
ladki ko kabr tak le gaya.
Ladki kabr par rone lagi
apne ansu se kabr ko dhone lagi.
Kabr se aawaz aayi"A khuda ye kesa inklab aya he, aaj me parde me hu or mera mehbub benakab aya he."
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BOY- ghire baadlon me teri yad ati h, sawan k aan

BOY- ghire baadlon me teri yad ati h,
sawan k aane se teri yad aati h,
barish k bundo me teri yad ati h.

GIRL- Ha janti hu teri chhatri deni h,
Taane mat maar.
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Har lafz me matlab hota hai. har matlab me fark h

Har lafz me matlab hota hai.
har matlab me fark hota hai.
sab kehte he k hum haste bahut hai.
lekin hasne walo k dil me hi dard hota hai.
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Monday 19 November 2012

‎3 ways to catch the tiger... Newton: allow the

‎3 ways to catch the tiger...
Newton: allow the tiger to catch u& catch it..
Einstein: chase until it became tired then catch...
Police: catch a cat & beat until it accepts that it is tiger.....
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Height of ambition . . . . . . . An ant cl

Height of ambition
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An ant climing on the leg of elephant with a motive of rape
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Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears, wen i m wori

Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,
wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,
wen i m happy no 1 c my smile
lekin…
sala.
Ek ladki k saath ghoomay
to sab dekh lete hai..
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Apple: i look like the human heart Mango: i loo

Apple: i look like the human heart

Mango: i look like a stomach

Grapes: i look like eyes
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Banana: I hate this game
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One of the best misconception in school/college li

One of the best misconception in school/college life:
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Teachers think sending student out of the class is a punishment...
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Sunday 18 November 2012

SWEET thinking, Kisi pe us had tak bhrosa kro, k

SWEET thinking,
Kisi pe us had tak bhrosa kro,
ki apko dhoka dene me use khud shram mehsus ho.
or
us had tak uska dhyan rakho,
ki vo khud apko khone se dare.

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Kisi ne hamein aashiq kaha, kisi ne hamein deewan

Kisi ne hamein aashiq kaha,
kisi ne hamein deewana kaha,
In aakhon mein aansu tab aaye
jab apno ne hamein begana kaha
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Success isn't a matter of being d best & winning

Success isn't a matter of being d best
& winning d race.
Success is a matter
of handling d worst
& still finishing d race.
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Sometime V struggle thru a tasteless coffee till l

Sometime V struggle thru a tasteless coffee till last sip & V find sugar lying at d end!
‘THATS LIFE’
Always sweet ened but sometimes not stirred well!
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Thursday 15 November 2012

Height of literacy - A policeman saw a beggar cry

Height of literacy -
A policeman saw a beggar crying.
Policeman - wats the matter ?

Beggar - Matter is anything that has mass and occupies space !!
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TEACHER: Last year u were in love with that girl

TEACHER:
Last year u were in love with that girl
&
this year u r in love with other...!
What do u think of urself?
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Student:
SEMESTER change.
SYLLABUS change
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Epic conversation on facebook chat: Boy: Call m

Epic conversation on facebook chat:

Boy: Call me darling..
GirL: Darling..:*

B: Call me honey..
G: Honey.

B: For God's sake, 'CALL ME' you idiot...!>:O
G: Oh ok ok...!!
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Lady Teacher: Mujhe Bachon ki Shakal se pata lag j

Lady Teacher: Mujhe Bachon ki Shakal se pata lag jaata hai ki Unke Dimag mai kya Chal raha hai.
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Student:"Fir bhi Ap Apna Dupatta sahi nahi kr rahi ho!
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Ye dost saale hote hi itne kmine hai... Humse lad

Ye dost saale hote hi itne kmine hai...
Humse ladte rhenge zindgi bhar.Lekin hmare ek aansu pe inhi ki zindgi b tham jati hai,
Hme gaaliya b sunaenge lekin kahin hmne 2 labz pyar se bole to aankhe num kar denge,
Hmari har burai pe tokte rhenge lekin ek b achai dikh gyi to har taraf dhindora peet denge,
zindgi me dost nahi milte, doston me zindgi milti hai..
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Wednesday 14 November 2012

I absolutely treasure the wonderful relationship w

I absolutely treasure the wonderful relationship we share.
It’s so precious,
unique & rare And when an occasion like Bhai Dooj comes along
I wish for you every happiness & pray that it lingers long HAPPY BHAI DOOJ..!!
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It means so much to have you around, As with your

It means so much to have you around,
As with your presence everything seems just so easy,
God may bless you bhaiya.

Happy Bhai Dooj....
- By www.WapSMS.in

To the outside world we all grow old, but we know

To the outside world we all grow old,
but we know each other as we always were.
We know each other’s heart.
We live outside the touch of time.
Happy Bhai Dooj
- By www.WapSMS.in

A happy Bhai Dooj! Grant that I May bring no tear

A happy Bhai Dooj!
Grant that I May bring no tear to any eye When this Bhai Dooj in time shall end
Let it be said I’ve played the friend,
Have lived and loved and labored here,
And made of it a happy year.
- By www.WapSMS.in

Sky is blue, feel this hue, My love is for you Bh

Sky is blue, feel this hue,
My love is for you Bhaiya…always true.
Loads of good wishes for Bhai Dooj..!!
- By www.WapSMS.in

We gain and lose things everyday. But trust me on

We gain and lose things everyday. But trust me on one thing.
You’ll never lose me.
I will always be here.
Happy Bhai Dooj...!!
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Bhai Dooj is just an excuse for me to express myse

Bhai Dooj is just an excuse for me to express myself:
You mean the world to me.
Happy Bhai Dooj to my SWEET BROTHER
- By www.WapSMS.in

This is for the most wonderful sisters of this wor

This is for the most wonderful sisters of this world,
Thank u Sisteri for always being there on my side and for helping me in those infinite ways which I cannot even remember..
Happy Bhai Dooj
- By www.WapSMS.in

Monday 12 November 2012

Q: Do you know the value of a minute? A: Well

Q: Do you know the value of a minute?

A: Well it all depends on which side of the toilet door you are!
- By www.WapSMS.in

Arranged marriage is "While u r walking unfortun

Arranged marriage is
"While u r walking unfortunately a snake bites u".

But Love marriage is
''Dancing in front of the snake & saying,"

Katle.. katle..
- By www.WapSMS.in

Kids these days.. !! Teacher : sit in the first

Kids these days.. !!

Teacher : sit in the first bench

student : i dont want to sit there

teacher : y..?

student : because i dont want to see your ugly face in HD !!
- By www.WapSMS.in

Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens th

Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her Bedroom.

From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.

She reaches for a Baseball Bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.

Once she's done,she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.

As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.

Husband says : "Hi Darling, Your parents have come to visit us, so let them stay in our bedroom.
Hope you said Hello to them.."
- By www.WapSMS.in

Aisi Bewafai Ke Mere Saath Usne..! Ke Mohabbat Bh

Aisi Bewafai Ke Mere Saath Usne..!
Ke Mohabbat Bhi Badnaam Ho Gai..!
Apni Mohabbat Ke Itni Kimat Wasool Ke Usne..!
Ke Meri Arthi Bhi Nilaam Ho Gai adi.!
- By www.WapSMS.in

Diwali Ki Light... Karay Sab Ko Delight... Pakro

Diwali Ki Light...
Karay Sab Ko Delight...
Pakro Masti Ki Flight... Aur
Dhoom Machao diwali ki Night...
Happy Diwali ...!
- By www.WapSMS.in

dipo ki roshani charo taraf safaee masti ki uman

dipo ki roshani
charo taraf safaee
masti ki umang
sabke man me ayee
kal hai diwali
aaj narak chaturdashi ki badhaee
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Saturday 10 November 2012

G - Ghost I - In R - Real L - Life So Av

G - Ghost
I - In
R - Real
L - Life

So Avoid Girls
&
Forward Their Numbers To Me...
Don't Worry Abt My Life...
I'm A Professional...
GHOST RIDER...
- By www.WapSMS.in

" LAUGHING FACES DO NOT MEAN THAT THERE IS ABSENC

" LAUGHING FACES DO NOT MEAN THAT THERE IS
ABSENCE OF SORROW ! BUT IT MEANS THAT
THEY HAVE THE ABILITY TO DEAL WITH IT ''
- By www.WapSMS.in

morning has come in a special way Night has ended

morning has come in a special way
Night has ended for another day, morning
has come in a special way. May you smile like
the sunny rays and leaves your worries at
the blue blue bay.
- By www.WapSMS.in

Friday 9 November 2012

1 admi apne beta k liye 1 Robot laye jo jhooth bol

1 admi apne beta k liye 1 Robot laye jo jhooth bolne par thappad marta tha.
Bate- Papa aaj me school nhi jaunga mera pet me dard h...(Sattak....)
Baap- dekho tune jhooth bola isliye jujhe saza mili, me jb tere jitna tha to kbi jhooth nhi bolta tha..(Sattak...)
Wife (haste hue boli) Aap hi ka Bate h..
(Sattak...)
Smjh to gaye hi hoge.
- By www.WapSMS.in

Cute love story of a school boy- I never did my h

Cute love story of a school boy-
I never did my homework... Jus 2 get punishment of standing in front of my angel's bench... Jus 2 see her for d whole period.
- By www.WapSMS.in

What is real love? So i tell u a swt love story..

What is real love?
So i tell u a swt love story...
Ek chidiya ko ek safed gulab se pyar ho gaya.
Usne gulab ko propose kiye.
gulab ne jawab diya k jis din main lal ho jaunga us din tumse pyar karunga.
Jawab sun k chidiya gulab k pass kanto me letne lagi aur uske khun se gulab lal ho gaya.
ye dekh k gulab ne v usse kaha k wo usse pyar karta hai par tab tak chidiya mar chuki thi...
That's love.
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Rajnikant apni beti ki shadi me khud dj bana. adh

Rajnikant apni beti ki shadi me khud dj bana.
adhe ghante bad party me 1 ufo utra aur.usme se alien nikal kar bola: plz awaz kam kar lo mere bete ka kal exam hai.
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jo hogaya use socha nahi karte... Jo milgaya use

jo hogaya use socha nahi karte...
Jo milgaya use kohya nahi karte..
Kuch hasil unhe hota hai "zindagi main"
jo dukh ki halt main roya nahi karte..
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Dard sine me tha wo chehra niharte rahe, khawb an

Dard sine me tha wo chehra niharte rahe,
khawb ankho me the wo labo ko takte rahe,
kya kahu us nadan ki ada ko,
jakhmi ham the or ansu wo bahate rahe.
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Jis traf dekhu aapka hi nam likha H, Jis tarf dek

Jis traf dekhu aapka hi nam likha H,
Jis tarf dekhu aapka hi nam likha H,
Upar"chappal chor" or neche 2 rupay ka inam likha H.
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Thursday 8 November 2012

life m kuch aisa mukam hasil Karne ki koshish kro

life m kuch aisa mukam hasil
Karne ki koshish kro ki
Log apka naam
?
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?
?
FACEBOOK par nhi,
GOOGLE pe search kare
- By www.WapSMS.in

DIWALI SPCL; Ankho se asu ki judai kr do Dil se

DIWALI SPCL;
Ankho se asu ki judai kr do
Dil se gmo ki vidai kr do
Agr dil na lge kahi to
Aa jao mere ghar ki Safaai kr do..
Offer Diwali tak..
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Duniya ka har shauk pala nahi jata, Kaanch ke k

Duniya ka har shauk pala nahi jata,

Kaanch ke khilono ko uchhala nahi jata,

Mehanat karne se ho jati hai mushkilein aasan,

Zindagi ka har kaam takdeer par tala nahi jata..
- By www.WapSMS.in

Duniya ka har shauk pala nahi jata, Kaanch ke k

Duniya ka har shauk pala nahi jata,

Kaanch ke khilono ko uchhala nahi jata,

Mehanat karne se ho jati hai mushkilein aasan,

Zindagi ka har kaam takdeer par tala nahi jata..
- By www.WapSMS.in

hum unme se nhi jo dhikhawa kia krte hai, andar h

hum unme se nhi jo dhikhawa kia krte hai,
andar hi andar aapse bepanah pyar krte hai,
jis din hum duniya ke samne aapko yaad krenge,
us din duniya laila majhnu ko chhod hume yaad krenge.
- By www.WapSMS.in

Wednesday 7 November 2012

Teacher: Akbar kaun tha? Student: Akbar gay tha!!

Teacher: Akbar kaun tha?
Student: Akbar gay tha!!!
Teacher: How???
Student: Sabne suna hai...
Laila - Majnu
Heer - Ranjha
Adam - Eve
Sohni - Mahiwal
Mirja - Sahiba
& Only...
Akbar - Birbal!!!
- By www.WapSMS.in

THINKING OF BOYS N GIRLZ IN FIRST MEET Girl: kitn

THINKING OF BOYS N GIRLZ IN FIRST MEET
Girl: kitna seedha h..!
boy: kya maal h..!
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girl: nice behaviour..!
boy: kash pat jaye..!
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girl: dresing sense zabardast h..!
boy: skirt, top mein or hot lagegi..!
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Girl: agr razi ho gya toh isi se shadi krungi..!
Boy: bs 1 bar han krde muje konse shadi karni
hai..
- By www.WapSMS.in

Monday 5 November 2012

If You Watch Titanic Backwards, . It Is A Heart

If You Watch Titanic Backwards,
.
It Is A Heart Warming Tale Of A Ship
Which Jumps Out Of The Water
And
Saves Lots Of Drowning People
- By www.WapSMS.in

Deep jale to roshan aapka jhan ho Pura aapka har

Deep jale to roshan aapka jhan ho
Pura aapka har ek kaam ho
Maa laxmi ki kripya bani rhe aap per
Dhanteras per aap bahut dhanwan ho.
Happy Dhanteras
- By www.WapSMS.in

Deepak ki roshni Mithayio ki mithas Patako ki boch

Deepak ki roshni Mithayio ki mithas Patako ki bochar Dan Daan ki barsat Har pal Har din Aapke liye laye Dhanteras ka tyohar. Happy Dhanteras.
- By www.WapSMS.in

Deepak ki roshni Mithayio ki mithas Patako ki boch

Deepak ki roshni Mithayio ki mithas Patako ki bochar Dan Daan ki barsat Har pal Har din Aapke liye laye Dhanteras ka tyohar. Happy Dhanteras.
- By www.WapSMS.in

Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se… Chahte h

Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se…
Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!!
Happy Diwali and New Year
that leads you on the road of Success.
A Bliss from Inside
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"Dhanteres" mai aap dhanwan ho "Rupchaudas" Mai

"Dhanteres" mai aap dhanwan ho

"Rupchaudas" Mai Aap rupwan ho

"Diwali" mai aapka jivan jagmag ho

"Bhaidooj" par rishto mai mithas aaye

Wish you and your family Happy Diwali
- By www.WapSMS.in

Toofani Raat. Girl: Come on dear get in to my u

Toofani Raat.

Girl: Come on dear get in to my umbrella.
Boy: Its ok sister thanx &
runs away..

Moral: Moral woral kuch nahi.
Ladki k paon ulte the..
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Toofani Raat. Girl: Come on dear get in to my u

Toofani Raat.

Girl: Come on dear get in to my umbrella.
Boy: Its ok sister thanx &
runs away..

Moral: Moral woral kuch nahi.
Ladki k paon ulte the..
- By www.WapSMS.in

Sunday 4 November 2012

Aapko Diwali Mubarak Ho, Aapki Diwali Mangalmaye

Aapko Diwali Mubarak Ho,
Aapki Diwali Mangalmaye Ho..
Kintu Parantu ..I know its 2 early
Bt I have thousands of beauties, hotties and smarties to wish...
So I thougnt to finish AunTies & UncLes 1st
- By www.WapSMS.in

Aap ki ek baat mujhe bahut pasand hai, Aap jab bh

Aap ki ek baat mujhe bahut pasand hai,
Aap jab bhi koi SMSkarte ho,
Toh dilse karte ho,
Kyu ki dimaag apka hai hi nahi.
- By www.WapSMS.in

Saturday 3 November 2012

Tara Mukhda Thee Maari Raat Ujyaari Thay Chhe. Ch

Tara Mukhda Thee Maari Raat Ujyaari Thay Chhe.
Chaand Pan Tare Saame Joyee Ne Sharmaaye Chhe.
Tu Jyare Malkhaye Chhe Tou Mari Jaan Jaaye Chhe.
Tu Nathi Janti Baku,Tu Mane Ketli Tadfaaye Chhe.
- By www.WapSMS.in

Girlfriend asked - Do You believe in love at fir

Girlfriend asked -
Do You believe in love at first sight ? ;;)

Boy asked -
At the first sight of what ?
- By www.WapSMS.in

‎"Thund aur insult jitni mehsus karoge utni lag

‎"Thund aur insult jitni mehsus
karoge utni lagegi"

So, be careless &
be BESHARAM.

Enjoy LIFE, enjoy WINTER.

Think Hatke, Jiyo Datke .

Hpy Wintr Dys..!
- By www.WapSMS.in

Friday 2 November 2012

10. Kuttay, Kameenay mai tumhe jaan se maar doonga

10. Kuttay, Kameenay mai tumhe jaan se maar doonga

9. Mai tumhara ehasaan zindagi bhar nahin bhuloonga

8. Itnay paisay tum kahan se laaye?

7. Main tumharay bina mar jaa-oongi.

6. Bacchhhaaaaaooooo...

5. Yeh anyay hai bhagwan

4. Bataoo, heeray kahan hai.

3. Tum mere liye mar chuke ho.

2. Police meeray peechay lagi hui hai.

â€"-> And the number one statement is..
1. Mai tumharay bachhe ki maa ban-nay waali hoon.
- By www.WapSMS.in

shetty: “kaun hai be tu?” Mithun da says-

shetty: “kaun hai be tu?”

Mithun da says-

“Mai hoon tum jaise logon se nafarat karne wala,
Garibon ke liye jyoti, Gundon ke liye jwala
tuze banake maut ka Ek niwala,
tere sine mein gaad dunga mai maut ka bhala.
Mila doonga yamraj se tere ko salaaaa.” (what a poetry!)
- By www.WapSMS.in

Mantriji:- “Ye kanch bullretproof hai. tum mujhe

Mantriji:- “Ye kanch bullretproof hai. tum mujhe chu bhi nahi sakte”

Mithun Da:-”Ye kanch bulletproof hai magar patthhar proof nahi”

AND HE BREAKS IT BY THROWING STONES ON THE GLASS
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Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhty rhee… neend muj

Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhty rhee…
neend mujhe apni orr khenchti rhee…
Neend ka jhonka mera mann moh gayaa…
Aur aik raat phir yeh genious bina parhe so gaya
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Sunlo jaana tum hi ho ab meri life Tujh ko chhod

Sunlo jaana tum hi ho ab meri life
Tujh ko chhod k naa koi banagi meri wife
Tu agar kabhi de dhokha
Jaan main apni doonga with a knife..!
- By www.WapSMS.in

Depawali ke subh apsar per Mere sab des basiyo ko

Depawali ke subh apsar per
Mere sab des basiyo ko subh kamnaye.
Ish tyohar per apko hazaro khusi hasil ho
Asatya per hamesha satya ki jeet ho
Chahe aap kahin bhi rahe
Hamesha apno ka sath ho
- By www.WapSMS.in

Zamane bhar ki yad mai mujhe na bhula dena, jab k

Zamane bhar ki yad mai mujhe na bhula dena,
jab kabhi yaad aaye to zara muskura lena,
Zinda rahe to fir milnge,
Varna Diwali mai ek diya mere naam ka bhi jala lena
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Laxmi Aayegi Itni Ki Sab Jagah Naam Hoga, Din Raa

Laxmi Aayegi Itni Ki Sab Jagah Naam Hoga,
Din Raat Vyapar Bade Itna Adhik Kaam Hoga,
Ghar Pariwar Samaj Me Banoge Sartaj,
Yehi Kamna Hai Hamari Aap Ke Liye
Diwali Ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye..
- By www.WapSMS.in

khata hui jo tujhse pyaar kiya khumaar me tere ma

khata hui jo tujhse pyaar kiya
khumaar me tere maine iqraar kiya
maut ke baad bhi mujhe karaar na aya
khush hai tu mere bina
naye murge ne mujhe abhi bataya
- By www.WapSMS.in

Gods Love has no limits.. Gods Grace has no measu

Gods Love has no limits..
Gods Grace has no measure..
Gods Power knows no boundaries..
May you have gods endless blessings..
Wish you n your family a very.
HAPPY DIWALI......!!!
- By www.WapSMS.in

Ek baar 2 chintiyo ke hathi k sath jhagde hote hai

Ek baar 2 chintiyo ke hathi k sath jhagde hote hai...

Toi woh chintiya ped pe baithi rehti hai... Aur niche se hathi jata hai..
Toh achanak ek chinti upar se hathi k upar jump karti hai...
Toh dusri chinti kya kahegi,
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DABA sale ko....
- By www.WapSMS.in

Teacher: What is half of 8?? Rajnikant: 4 . .

Teacher: What is half of 8??

Rajnikant: 4
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Engineer(must b like me): It Changes..
If U cut horizontally then Its '0'
&
If U cut vertically then Its '3'...

Rajnikant shocked... Engineer rocked.
- By www.WapSMS.in

Thursday 1 November 2012

4 Gals in a group can say- yaar,tera bhai mast di

4 Gals in a group can say-
yaar,tera bhai mast dikhta he,
Intro to krwa

But

4 Guys in a group cant say
'Yaar teri behan to mast dikhti he !!'


agreee?
- By www.WapSMS.in

लोग कहते हैं कि इतनà

लà¥&lsqauo;ग कहते हैं कि इतनी दà¥&lsqauo;स्ती मत करà¥&lsqauo; की दà¥&lsqauo;स्ती दिल पर सवार हà¥&lsqauo; जाए!
हम कहते हैं कि दà¥&lsqauo;स्ती इतनी करà¥&lsqauo; की दुश्मन कà¥&lsqauo; भी तुमसे प्यार हà¥&lsqauo; जाए!
- By www.WapSMS.in

अदा उनकी क़यामत सी à

अदा उनकी क़यामत सी कातिल
नज़र उनकी करे सबकà¥&lsqauo; घायल
वà¥&lsqauo; परी हूर की है चमक नूर सी
हुए उनकी चाहत में कितने ही पागल..
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3 Sawal, 1jawab.1baba 1bachi K Sath 1murghi Lekar

3 Sawal, 1jawab.1baba 1bachi K Sath 1murghi Lekar Ja Rhe The.Raste Me 1admi Ne Unse 3 Sawal Poche.
1. Apki Umar Kitni Hai.?2
2.Is Bachi Ka Ap Se Kya Rishta Hai.?
3. Is Murgi Ki Kimat Kitni Hai.?
Buzrg Ne Sirf 1lafz Bola Aur 3 Sawal K Jawab Mil Gaye.Ab Batao K Wo Lafz Kaun Sa Tha?
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Believe it or not, but its true. Gandhi went to g

Believe it or not, but its true.
Gandhi went to gym at the age of 24.
One of his friend said,"Wah bapu, kya body hai".
Tabhi se bapune shirt pehenna chor diya...
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"HameSha Apani LOvEr Ka PhOtO Purse Mai RaKhna J

"HameSha Apani LOvEr Ka PhOtO
Purse Mai RaKhna
Jab Bhi Tum MushKiL Me hO
wO PhOtO DeKhna
Tume Lagega Ke KOi Bhi MushKiL
iSSe Badi Nahi Hai.
- By www.WapSMS.in