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Saturday 30 June 2012

Ek bar bheegi aankhon ne dil se shikayat ki -<br /

Ek bar bheegi aankhon ne dil se shikayat ki -<br />"Aansuon ka bojh sirf hum hi kyon uthaye ... ?"<br />Dil ne muskurate huye jawab diya-<br />"Sapne kisne dekhe the ... ?"
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Santa Was Busy In Removing A Wheel From Auto, Bant

Santa Was Busy In Removing A Wheel From Auto, Banta Asks: Y R U Removin A Wheel From Ur Auto?


Santa: Can't U Read 'Parking For Two Wheelers Only'

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har ladki ki life me ek aisa ladka hota he jise w

har ladki ki life me ek aisa ladka hota he
jise wo bhula nahi sakti,
aur har ladke ki life me ek aisi ladki hoti he
jise wo paa nahi sakta.....
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Friday 29 June 2012

If you want a Boy to love you for a lifetime love

If you want a Boy to love you for a lifetime love his heart not his money...
If you want a Girl to love you for a lifetime love her soul not her body..
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DAD: Jyotishi ji mujhe kaise pata chal sakta hai

DAD: Jyotishi ji mujhe kaise pata chal
sakta hai ki mera beta future mein kya
banega?
JYOTISHI: aap uske table pe Cigarette,
Beer,Paiso ki Gaddi aur Books rakh do.
Unme se jo wo uthaega wahi banega.
DAD: ok Agle din Beta Aaya. Tabledekhi.
Paiso ki Gaddi uthake jeb mein rakhi,
Cigarette pi, Beer chhupa li, Aur Books hath
mein leke ghar se chala gaya.
DAD: Us nalayak ne to sab kuchh leliya!
JYOTISHI: Sir Mubarak Ho!!
Aapka beta ENGINEER banega! :)
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Ek bacha Boy girl ko kiss karte hue dekh leta h.

Ek bacha Boy girl ko kiss karte
hue dekh leta h.
Bacha: mujhe bhi karne do warna
main
apke
papa ko bata dunga.
Ladki- Le yar tu bhi karle,...
...Bacha kafi try karta h,
pr wo
height me
kam
reh jata h,
Baccha pareshan ho kr
"Bhaad me gayi duniyadari"
jo kam galat he, vo galat hai.
Main to bataunga.
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Thursday 28 June 2012

Biwi- kya Baat hai.! Aaj toh meri photo-pe-photo k

Biwi- kya Baat hai.! Aaj toh meri photo-pe-photo kheenchi ja rahi hai.!

Pati- Kuchh nai Aaj mere sar pe Wild Life Photography ka bhut sawar hua hai..!
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Thursday 14 June 2012

!!!""फलक से ऊँची होगी

!!!""फलक से ऊँची हà¥&lsqauo;गी उड़ान हमारी,
दुनिया भी देखेगी एक दिन शान हमारी,
गर मेरी धड़कन रुकी तà¥&lsqauo; तेरी भी सांसे रुक जाएगी,
कुछ ऐसे बसी हà¥&lsqauo;गी एक दुसरे में जान हमारी""!!!
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