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Monday 31 December 2012

Ek 5th class ka bacha Bill Gates ko letter likhta

Ek 5th class ka bacha Bill Gates ko
letter likhta h
Sir,
Mujhe Kuch Sawal Poochne H
...
1. Keyboard K Letters Sahi Jaga Nahi Hen, Keyboard Ka Sahi
Version Kab Ayega?
2. Windows Main START Ka Button
Hy, STOP Ka Nahi
3. Hum Ms-Word Use Karte Hen,
Mr- Word Kab Release Hoga? 4. Keyboard Main ANY KEY Ka
Button Nahi to Computer Q
Maangta Hy? Aakhir Main ek Zati
Sawal
5. Aap Ka Naam GATES Hai To Aap
WINDOWS Q Banatay H :
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HAPPY NEW YEAR Bus Accident. Man Crying: Mera hat

HAPPY NEW YEAR Bus Accident.
Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.
Bahot dard ho raha hai.
Santa: Abey chup baith.
Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,
Fir bhi chup-chaap pda hai.
Enjoy this eve of Happy New Year 2013.
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Naya Saal aaye banke Ujala Khul jaye Aap ki Kissm

Naya Saal aaye banke Ujala
Khul jaye Aap ki Kissmat ka Tala
Hamesha Aap per rahe Meherban Upar wala
Yahi Dua karta hai apka yeh chahne wala
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When you feel that Someone is taking your Place i

When you feel that
Someone is taking your Place in Your Bestfriend's Heart...
Never Say I'll never let Go Close to My Bestfriend,
Rather Say Go as Close as You can,
I Will Still be the Closest..!
May You Reach More Milestone,
n
Discover more friends in Upcoming New Year..
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Receive my simple gift of LOVE Wrapped with SINCE

Receive my simple gift of LOVE
Wrapped with SINCERITY
Tied with CARE &
Sealed with BLESSINGS
2 Keep u HAPPY & SAFE all the life long.
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2013
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Sunday 30 December 2012

Mind is like an umbrella... Its workz when it ope

Mind is like an umbrella...
Its workz when it open.
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Ek Kali African ladki ko God ne Pankh de diye to w

Ek Kali African ladki ko God ne Pankh de diye to wo kushi se boli-Wow! God kya aab main Pari ban gayi hun? God-Nahi re Pagali tu ab Chamgadar ban gayi h.
silly girls na...
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RESPECT IS THE KEY SOLUTION OF CRIME

RESPECT IS THE KEY SOLUTION OF CRIME
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Na Sathi Hai Koi, Na Humsafar Hai Koi, Na Hum Kis

Na Sathi Hai Koi, Na Humsafar Hai Koi,
Na Hum Kisi Ke, Na Humara Hai Koi,
Par Aapko Dekh Kar Keh Sakte Hai,
Ki Dost To Hamara Bhi Hai Koi...
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Saturday 29 December 2012

I Was The Most Outstanding Student Of My Class ...

I Was The Most Outstanding Student Of My Class ...
Because,
I Always Stand Outside The Class
Proud 2 B An Out-Standing Student..
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agr koi Aapki tarif kare, Aapko smart kahe, To

agr koi
Aapki tarif kare,
Aapko smart kahe,
To 1 THAPPAD marna
Uski himmat kaise huyi
aapko APRILFOOL banane ki vo Bhi September Me...

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What is the intresting thing in tom n jerry..?

What is the intresting thing in tom n jerry..?

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Pura din nange ghumenge ,

or

jab nahane ke liye jayenge

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to swimming suit pehan ke jayenge !
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Mai Pee Kar Nahi Behakta, Usey Dekh Kar Behakta

Mai Pee Kar Nahi Behakta,
Usey Dekh Kar
Behakta Hoon
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Itna Bta Sharab Haram Hui Ya WO?

phir
Mummi ki awaz aae : "Sharab Haram he, aur wo
Haramzadi."
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Friday 28 December 2012

Mere pass facebook hai, twitter hai, orkut h

Mere pass facebook hai,

twitter hai,

orkut hai....

tumhare pass kya hai.....?

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Smart answer:

mere pass

"Aur bhi kaam hain"
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Kamina baccha Ladka Aur Ladki Dono Haath Mein Ha

Kamina baccha
Ladka Aur Ladki Dono Haath Mein
Haath Daale Jaa Rahe They..
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Usi Waqt Ek Shararti
Bachha Aaya Aur Bola:
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Bhaiya, Kal Wali Didi
Zyada Mast Thi..
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Duniya mai aik hi aadmi hai jo logo ko'jhoota'

Duniya mai aik hi aadmi hai

jo logo ko'jhoota' apple bech paya..

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Steve Jobs!
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"1 liter petrol aur 1 bottle bear ka rate same ho

"1 liter petrol aur 1 bottle bear ka rate same ho gaya hy

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'Jaani'.......

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Faisla tera hai.....

"Jh0om lay Ya"Gh0om leE....
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Subha ko yaad aayi to miss kiya, dopahar ko yaad

Subha ko yaad aayi to miss kiya,
dopahar ko yaad aayi to bahut miss kiya,
sham ko bhi yaad aayi aur heart ne attack kiya,
aur apun ne fauran sms kiya.
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Wo mujh tak aane ki raah chahta hai, Laikin meri

Wo mujh tak aane ki raah chahta hai,
Laikin meri mohabbaton ka gawa chahta hai,
Khud aatay jaatay mosmon ki tarha hai,
Aur mujh se mohabbat ki entiha chahta hai
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Tanhai hai pyar mein Barbaadi hai pyar mein Aans

Tanhai hai pyar mein
Barbaadi hai pyar mein
Aansoon hai pyar mein
Bebasi hai pyar mein
Gam bhi hai pyar mein
Haar bhi hai pyar mein
Hamein sab pata hai
Lekin kya kare
Hum bhi hai pyar mein,
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Thursday 27 December 2012

हर इल्जाम का हकदार à

हर इल्जाम का हकदार वà¥&lsqauo; हमे बना जाते है,

हर खता कि सजा वà¥&lsqauo; हमे सुना जाते है,

हम हरबार खामà¥&lsqauo;श रह जाते है,

क्यà¥&lsqauo;की वà¥&lsqauo; अपना हà¥&lsqauo;ने का हक जता जाते है.
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लोग मोहब्बत को खुदà¤

लà¥&lsqauo;ग मà¥&lsqauo;हब्बत कà¥&lsqauo; खुदा का नाम देते है,

कà¥&lsqauo;ई करता है तà¥&lsqauo; इल्जाम देते है।

कहते है पत्थर दिल रà¥&lsqauo;या नही करते,

à¤"र पत्थर के रà¥&lsqauo;ने कà¥&lsqauo; झरने का नाम देते है।
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मेरे दिल कि सरहद को

मेरे दिल कि सरहद कà¥&lsqauo; पार न करना
नाजुक है दिल मेरा वार न करना,

खुद से बढ़कर भरà¥&lsqauo;सा है मुझे तुम पर,
इस भरà¥&lsqauo;से कà¥&lsqauo; तुम बेकार न करना.
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Kabhi hasati hai to kabhi rulati hai ye zindgi bh

Kabhi hasati hai to kabhi rulati hai
ye zindgi bhi na jaane kitne rang
dekhati hai
haste hai to bhi ankhon mein nami
aa jaati hai
na jaane ye kaisi yaadein hai jo dil
mein bas jaati hai
dua karte hai is naye saal k avsar
per
mere doston k labon per sada
muskaan rahe
kyoki unki her muskurahat hamin
khushi de jaati hai.
Happy New Year in Advance!
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Wednesday 26 December 2012

The Awkward moment in RAAZ 3, when Bipasha remove

The Awkward moment in RAAZ 3, when
Bipasha removes her top in front of Emraan
and tells him, "Meri aankhon mein dekho."
xx
Ab yeh kaisa mazak hai....
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Ladka apne dost se:tune us ladki ko propose kyu k

Ladka apne dost se:tune us
ladki ko propose kyu kiya
uska to b.f. Hai
Zakkas reply:
Khali Kursi Pe to koi Bhi Beth
sakta Hai, Dum hai to kisi ko Utha ke Betho.

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Dil todna hamari adat nahi dil hum kisika dukhata

Dil todna hamari adat nahi
dil hum kisika dukhata nahi,
barosa rakhna hamari dosti pe
dost banakar hum kisiko bhulate nahi...
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हजारों फूल लगते हैà¤

हजारà¥&lsqauo;ं फूल लगते हैं एक माला बनाने के लिए,
हजारà¥&lsqauo;ं दीप लगते हैं एक आरती सजाने के लिए,
मगर एक "सद्गुरु" काफी हैं,
ज़िन्दगी कà¥&lsqauo; जन्नत बनाने के लिए ||
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Unki chahat me dil majbur ho gya, Bewafai krna un

Unki chahat me dil majbur ho gya,
Bewafai krna unka dastur ho gya,
Kasur unka nahi mera tha,
Humne chaha hi itna ki unko sayd gurur ho gaya.
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Monday 24 December 2012

Jab tak hai jaan..... Jab tak hai jaan... tere jh

Jab tak hai jaan..... Jab tak hai jaan...
tere jhute relationship status se...
Tere jalte sulagte quotes se...
Teri bereham updates se...
Nafrat karunga mai..
Jab tak hai jaan... Jab tak hai jaan...
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Jab tak hai jaan..... Jab tak hai jaan... tere jh

Jab tak hai jaan..... Jab tak hai jaan...
tere jhute relationship status se...
Tere jalte sulagte quotes se...
Teri bereham updates se...
Nafrat karunga mai..
Jab tak hai jaan... Jab tak hai jaan...
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tera friendlist se remove karna.. Tere mutual fri

tera friendlist se remove karna..
Tere mutual friends ka rukh modna..
Tera palat ke fir request na bhejana..
Nahi maf karunga mai..
Jab tak hai jaan.... Jab tak hai jaan......

inbox me tere bedhadak msg karne se...
Bat bat pe bewajha tere offline hone se...
Choti choti teri replies se...
Mohabbat karunga me...
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Jab Tak Hai Jaan In FB Style...!!! Teri profile k

Jab Tak Hai Jaan In FB Style...!!!
Teri profile ki rangeen mastiya...
Teri DP ki beparvah gusthakiya..
Teri cover ki leharati angdaiya...
Nahi bhulunga me..
Jab tak hai jaan...... Jab tak hai jaan......
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Is do pal ki zindgi mey tanhai kyun hai, Logo ko

Is do pal ki zindgi mey tanhai kyun hai,
Logo ko hamse shikayat kyun hai,
Is dunia mey insaan kam to nahi,
Phir mere saath sirf meri parchai kyun hai??
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Hi all, Just wanted to share this thought with yo

Hi all,
Just wanted to share this thought with you all...

Kehte hai, kuch log zindagi me aate hai istarah
Kab, kaise jigar jaan dost ban jaate hai kya pata
Par meri viraan zindagi me yeh hota nahi
Ke main ab dost koi banata nahi.
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*TaPak* *PaRtay* Hain *AnSoo* Jab *YaaD* *Tumha

*TaPak* *PaRtay* Hain
*AnSoo*
Jab
*YaaD* *Tumhari* Aati
Hai*

*Ae*DOSTO*

*Yeh Woh* *Barsaat*
Hai*
*Jiska*
Koi
*Mausam* *Nahi_Hota*

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Bapu Hospital Ma Jor Jor Thi Bumo Padta Hata: Dr N

Bapu Hospital Ma Jor Jor Thi Bumo Padta Hata: Dr Ni Maa Ben Kya Chhe? Mare Urgent Kaam Chhe.
Dr Ni Maa Ben Kya Chhe? Mare Urgent Kaam Chhe!

Ek Nurse Ae Aavi Ne Bapu Ne 1 Lafo Maryo Ane Boli Bhosdina:
Sarkhu Bol Ne Ke Dr. "Neema" Ben Kya Chhe..???
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Is mohabbal ki dastan ko sunawo kaise, aag dil me

Is mohabbal ki dastan ko sunawo kaise,
aag dil me lgi hai bujhawon kaise,
na jane kb aur kha milenge vo,
apni betabi ko un se mai btwon kaise,
mai to parwana hu unki yaad me jal hi javonga,
bus ye soch ke jinda hun ki dil ki baat ko un tak pahunchavon kaise
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Saturday 22 December 2012

jo hum kisi ke humdard na hote to hamare seene me

jo hum kisi ke humdard na hote to hamare seene me bhi itne dard na hote,
hamare ansuo se hi to hai fizao ne nami warna ye mousam itne sard na hote
Happy winter
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Madam: Lecture kesa hona chaiye? Student:"APKI SK

Madam: Lecture kesa hona chaiye?
Student:"APKI SKRIT JESA"
MADAM: what.??
Student: i mean k zaruri cheezain cover ho jaye aur sabka interest bhi bna rahe...
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Ae raat ki pyari si neend, mere dost ki aankho me

Ae raat ki pyari si neend,
mere dost ki aankho me basjana.
aankho me baskar 1 pyara sa sapna sajana,
aur us pyare se khwab ko subah sach karjana..
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Friday 21 December 2012

Maine To Bus Stop Pe Khadi Ladki Se Sirf Time Poo

Maine To Bus Stop Pe Khadi Ladki
Se Sirf Time Poocha Tha,
Ae Doston..
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Ki Kitne Baje..??
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Wo To Sharma Ke Boli :
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Park Me Theek Subah 9 Baje..!! :O
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/(',')/
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Hat Jaao Yaar Apni To Lottery Hi
Lag Gayi..!!
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"Mummy Zara Jaldi Utha Dena
Subah.."
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EXAM ANTHEM: Hm Honge sbme pas Hm Honge sbme pas

EXAM ANTHEM:
Hm Honge sbme pas
Hm Honge sbme pas
Hm Honge sbme pas..Ek Din,
OO HO HO
Sote hai BINDASS
Likhte hai BAKWASS
Fir B hai VISHWASS Marks milenge JHAKAS..
­­Ek DIN....
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Na kar tamanna ae dil tu kisi ko pane ki, Badi be

Na kar tamanna ae dil tu kisi ko pane ki,
Badi bedard nigaahein hai iss zamane ki,
Khud ko bana le kabil is qadar,
Ke log kare tamanna sirf tujhi ko pane ki,
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Fees maaf ke liye application... To the principa

Fees maaf ke liye application...
To
the principal
high school
sir,
baat ye hai ke dad ne fees ke liye 500 rs diye the, 100 ke film dekhi,150 rs ke drink,50 ka girlfriend ke recharge, nd 200 sceince wali madam pe shart haargya
maine socha un ka chakr sirf math wale teacher ke saat he hai pr un ka chakr to aap ke saatbe nikla
ab aap ke paas 2 he raste hai, ekya to meri FEES maaf ya fir aap ke RAAJ KA FRDAFASH
thnx u ur sincerly
aap ke beti ka boy friend
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Thursday 20 December 2012

ऐ खुदा जब मोहब्बत औà

ऐ खुदा जब मà¥&lsqauo;हब्बत à¤"र जंग में सब जायज है तà¥&lsqauo;,

मà¥&lsqauo;हब्बत में हà¥&lsqauo;ने वाले चुन्नू-मुन्नू नाजायज क्यूं.
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Koi pan apexa vgar hamesa badha nu saru karva no p

Koi pan apexa vgar hamesa badha nu saru karva no praytna karvo,
kem k

ek juni kahevat 6e,

"je loko phool vaheche 6e,
tena hath ma sugndh rahi jay 6e."
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JIVAN ma KHUSHI ene nathi malti je potani SHARATO

JIVAN ma KHUSHI ene nathi malti je potani SHARATO par JINDGI jive 6
Parntu KHUSHI ene maley chhe je BIJANA SUKH mate POTANI JINDGI ni SHARATO badli nakhe 6.
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Ek Kutti raat ko raaste par ja rahi thi.... Raas

Ek Kutti raat ko raaste par ja rahi thi....
Raaste mein 5/6 kutte mile.
Kutti gabhra gayi.....

Kutto ne kaha aap aaram se jaiye aur dariye nahi.
Hum kutte hai Insaan nahi..
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बच्चा: मम्मी मैं कैà

बच्चा: मम्मी मैं कैसे पैदा हुआ?

मां: बेटा हमने एक बर्तन में राख लेकर रख दिया à¤"र फिर कुछ दिनà¥&lsqauo;ं बाद आप निकले.

बच्चे ने भी एक बर्तन में राख रख दिया à¤"र कुछ दिनà¥&lsqauo;ं के लिए छà¥&lsqauo;ड़ दिया. लेकिन उस बर्तन में से कुछ दिनà¥&lsqauo;ं बाद एक मेंढक निकला.

बच्चे कà¥&lsqauo; बहुत गुस्सा आया: जी करता है कि अभी पत्थर मार दूं लेकिन क्या करूं à¤"लाद है तू मेरी.
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नाबिक निराश हो तो सà

नाबिक निराश हà¥&lsqauo; तà¥&lsqauo; साहिल ज़रूरी है!
ज़न्नत की तलाश में हà¥&lsqauo; तà¥&lsqauo; इशारा ज़रूरी है!
मरने कà¥&lsqauo; तà¥&lsqauo; कà¥&lsqauo;ई कहीं मर सकता है,
लेकिन ज़ीने के लिए सहारा ज़रूरी है
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आँखों में रहा दिल मà

आँखà¥&lsqauo;ं में रहा दिल में उतर कर नहीं देखा

कश्ती के मुसाफिर ने समंदर नहीं देखा

पत्थर मुझे कहता है मेरा चाहने वाला

मैं मà¥&lsqauo;म हूँ उसने मुझे छू कर नहीं देखा
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जनाजा मेरा उठ रहा थà

जनाजा मेरा उठ रहा था,

फिर भी तकलीफ थी उसे आने में!

बेवफा घर में बैठी पूछ रही थी,

à¤"र कितनी देर है दफनाने में?
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A boy found a tear in his gf's eyes, So he grabbe

A boy found a tear in his gf's eyes,
So he grabbed her in his arms and
hugged her tightly.
But the girl Still continued to cry.
Boy asked : Why are you still crying ?
Girl : If for every tear i get a hug from you,
then i would cry forever.
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Itna khoobsurat chehara hai tumhara har dil diwan

Itna khoobsurat chehara hai tumhara
har dil diwana hai tumhara
log kehate hai chand ka tukda ho tum
lekin ham kehate hai chand tukda hai tumhara
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Unki tasvir ko seene se laga lete hai, Is tarah

Unki tasvir ko seene se laga lete hai,
Is tarah judai ka gum mita lete hai,
Kisi tarah zikar ho jaye unka,
To hans kar bheegi palke jhuka lete hai..
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Wednesday 19 December 2012

खुशी के ये पल आप यूँ

खुशी के ये पल आप यूँ ही समभाले रखना,
ये कलियà¥&lsqauo; से प्यारी मुस्कान यूँ ही खिलाये रखना..
प्यार की ये मेहफिल यू ही सजाये रखना,
à¤"र दà¥&lsqauo;स्ती की ये खुशबू यूँ ही मेहकाये रखना !
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महफिल न सही तन्हाई à

महफिल न सही तन्हाई तà¥&lsqauo; मिलती है,
मिलन न सही जुदाई तà¥&lsqauo; मिलती है,
कौन कहता है मà¥&lsqauo;हब्बत में कुछ नही मिलता,
वफ़ा न सही बेवफाई तà¥&lsqauo; मिलती है
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Tuesday 18 December 2012

Teacher- Khoj wo he jo Prakriti me pehle se hoti h

Teacher- Khoj wo he jo Prakriti me pehle se hoti he or Aviskar wo he jo prakriti me pehle se nhi hoti Use banaya jata he.

Teacher to std.. ek example batao.
Std..Teacher Pehle mere Papa ne Meri maa ki khoj ki Fir Dono Ne Milkar mera Aviskar kiya
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A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing that gets a "

A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing
that gets a "DEGREE" without having a "BRAIN"...!
A silent msg f0r all studnts
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Today,THE only place in india where food is cheap.

Today,THE only place in india where food is cheap.
TEA =1.00
SOUP =5.50
Daal =1.50
meals=2.00
chapati = 1.00
chickan= 24.50
dosa =4.00
biryani=8.00
fish=13.00
These items are meant for poor people and is available at india parliament canteen.
The salary of those poor people is 80,000 per month.wihout income tax.
plz share it
inki garibi sabko pata to chale!
- By www.WapSMS.in

Lovely ans. by a lover.. Girl: If ur mom & me fal

Lovely ans. by a lover..
Girl: If ur mom & me fall in the
water whom would u Save 1st?
Boy: I would jump into water to
save my mom & die with U..!!
- By www.WapSMS.in

Monday 17 December 2012

Maut aur mohabbat to bas naam se badnam he......

Maut aur mohabbat to bas naam
se badnam he......
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warna.
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.
..
takleef to sbse zada padhai hi
deti he...
- By www.WapSMS.in

Ek Clinic k aage lambi line thi, 1Aadmi bar-bar l

Ek Clinic k aage lambi line thi,
1Aadmi bar-bar line me ghusta tha,
par log usko pakar k piche phek dete the
~
~
~
~
~
~
~
Admi:"Lage raho,
Saalo clinic hi nahi kholunga"
- By www.WapSMS.in

Dosti to zindagi ka ek khubsurat lamha hai.. Ye s

Dosti to zindagi ka ek khubsurat lamha hai..
Ye sab rishto se albela hai..
Jise mil jaye wo tanhai main bhi khush hai.
Jise na mile wo bheed main bhi akela hai.
- By www.WapSMS.in

2 snakes on FB chat: . Snake1: fusss Snake 2 :

2 snakes on FB chat:
.
Snake1: fusss
Snake 2 : fusss
.
Snake1: fusss fusss fusss
Snake2: fussss fusss fusss
.
Snake1: fussss fusss fusss fussss
fusss fusss fussss fusss fusss
Snake2: fussss fusss fusss fussss
fusss fusss fussss fusss fusss
.
Snake1 : Bhow bhow bhow......
Snake2: saale aa gaya na aukat
pe, mujhe pata tha
fake ID bnake aaya hai...
- By www.WapSMS.in

Sunday 16 December 2012

HR - Itni dosti mat karna ki bigad jaye hum, Kabh

HR - Itni dosti mat karna ki bigad jaye hum,
Kabhi thoda dard bhi dena ki sudhar jaye hum,
Koi galti ho jaye humse to ho jana naraz,
Magar itna bhi na hona ki akele ho jaye hum.
- By www.WapSMS.in

new trend of shadi in Manmohan's govt.. Introduci

new trend of shadi in Manmohan's govt..
Introducing 8th faira...
.
.
.
Vadhu Var se...
Mai vachan deti hu ki 6 cylinder me aapka ghar chala dungi
- By www.WapSMS.in

''Mintu'' ne bled se apni girlfriend ka nam likha

''Mintu'' ne bled se apni girlfriend ka nam likha or 5 min bad jor jor se rone laga

Uska dost: Q ro raha hai?

Mintu: Abe,

purani wali ka likh diya
- By www.WapSMS.in

kaun kehta hai.... Ladki hasi to Fasi ?? Arz k

kaun kehta hai....
Ladki hasi to Fasi ??

Arz kia hai...
Muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai
wah- wah!

Use jo Mohabbat samjhe wo sabse bada Gadha hai
hahahahaha
- By www.WapSMS.in

''Impressive words'' ''Dont try and perfect ursel

''Impressive words''
''Dont try and perfect urself for one person...

Wait for the one who loves ur imperfection...'''
- By www.WapSMS.in

Life gives answer in 3 ways.. It says Yes & gives

Life gives answer in 3 ways..
It says Yes & gives u what u want,
it says no and gives u something better,
it says wait and gives u the Best!
- By www.WapSMS.in

What is trust ?? Trust is a feeling that a one yea

What is trust ?? Trust is a feeling that a one year child has , when you throw him in air and catch again , and he enjoys it
- By www.WapSMS.in

May LOVE Has No End..... Bcoz My LOVE Is Like Th

May LOVE Has No End.....
Bcoz
My LOVE Is Like This Earth.......

If It Dn't Have Any End Point.........

Then Same It Is With My LOVE.........

It Also Not Have End Point........

MY LOVE IS ENDLESS.......
MY LOVE IS FOREVER.........
- By www.WapSMS.in

हर इल्जाम का हकदार à

हर इल्जाम का हकदार वà¥&lsqauo; हमे बना जाते है,

हर खता कि सजा वà¥&lsqauo; हमे सुना जाते है,

हम हरबार खामà¥&lsqauo;श रह जाते है,

क्यà¥&lsqauo;की वà¥&lsqauo; अपना हà¥&lsqauo;ने का हक जता जाते है.
- By www.WapSMS.in

बहुत समझाया ख़ुद कà¥

बहुत समझाया ख़ुद कà¥&lsqauo; मगर समझा नही पाये,

बहुत मनाया ख़ुद कà¥&lsqauo; मगर मना नही पाये,

जाने वà¥&lsqauo; क्या जज्बा था वà¥&lsqauo; एहसास था,

खूब भुलाना चाहा उसे हमने मगर भुला नही पाये.
- By www.WapSMS.in

Friday 14 December 2012

रस्मों रिवाज की जो à

रस्मà¥&lsqauo;ं रिवाज की जà¥&lsqauo; परवाह करते हैं,

प्यार में वà¥&lsqauo; लà¥&lsqauo;ग गुनाह करते हैं

इश्क वà¥&lsqauo; जुनून है जिसमें दीवाने

अपनी खुशी से खुद कà¥&lsqauo; तबाह करते हैं।
- By www.WapSMS.in

उसका इल्जाम है वह à

उसका इल्जाम है

वह लगातार ताकता है मुझे

लेकिन यह तà¥&lsqauo; बता

की ' मै ताकता हूँ'

यह पता कैसे चला तुझे ?
- By www.WapSMS.in

"Mohabat Main Sab Maslon Ka Hal French Kiss Hai

"Mohabat Main Sab Maslon Ka Hal
French Kiss Hai
Jo Larki French Kiss Na Kre Wo Bewafa
Hai
French Kiss Boyfrnd Ka Haq Hai"

"Profesor Imran Hashmi...!"
- By www.WapSMS.in

Thursday 13 December 2012

Ek ladka apni gril frnd ko le kar ghumne jata hai

Ek ladka apni gril frnd ko
le kar ghumne jata hai,

aur boht tez barish ho rahi hoti hai.

Socho boht tez barish

ladka ladki akele

socho kya hota hai

socho

.

.

.

.

socho

.

.

Nahi pata

.

.

.

.

ladki ka makeup utar jata hai aur ladka dar ke bhaag jata hai
- By www.WapSMS.in

Wednesday 12 December 2012

If you ever start missing your college days, your

If you ever start missing your college days,
your class,
your Friend circle,
canteen or anything about your college life,
Then...
.
..
...
....
.....
......
.......
"Just Open Your Mark Sheet"
Sara Nasha Utar Jayega
- By www.WapSMS.in

8 SAAL KA BOY RAPE CASE ME PAKDA GAYA. . . Cou

8 SAAL KA BOY RAPE CASE ME PAKDA GAYA. . .

Court me lady vakil uska chota sa SUSU pakad ke boli -

JAJ sahb dekho kya isse rape hoga? . . . . .

Boy bola jyada hila mat case haar jayegi

- By www.WapSMS.in

Advani gives a LOTUS 2 Sonia... . . Sonia smile

Advani gives a LOTUS 2 Sonia...
.
.
Sonia smiled & slapped Advani..
.
Advani shock & asked Y..
.
Sonia :You gave me BJP symbol,so I gave U CONGRESS symbol.!!
- By www.WapSMS.in

Awesome Attitude.. If you treat me like an opti

Awesome Attitude..

If you treat me like an option, I'll leave you like a choice...
- By www.WapSMS.in

Bihar ki gali me pan ki dukan.. devdas ne dekhi p

Bihar ki gali me pan ki dukan..
devdas ne dekhi paro ki muskan..
devdas ne khilaya paro ko pan..
khake pan paro boli shukhriya bhai jan..!!
- By www.WapSMS.in

Rat ho chuki he apko sona chahiye, Mithe-Mithe sa

Rat ho chuki he apko sona chahiye,
Mithe-Mithe sapno me khona chahiye,
Aaj rat meeting he hamari God se,
Q ki apka har 'SAPNA' kal pura hona chahiye.
gn.
- By www.WapSMS.in

Monday 10 December 2012

Agr pyar Sath ho to Tanhayi nhi hoti Sache Pyar m

Agr pyar Sath ho to Tanhayi nhi hoti
Sache Pyar me kbhi Bewfai nhi hoti
Pr agr 1 baar Pyar ho jae

To Kitne hi Coaching Center join kr lo
Pr "Padhai" Nhi hoti.
- By www.WapSMS.in

ek aadmi ko raste me chirag mila..... . . . u

ek aadmi ko raste me chirag
mila.....
.
.
.
usne use rgda...
.
.
.
boom...
.
.
.
boom,,...
.
.
.
blast hua aur wo mar gaya,......
.
.
.
moral...
"kuch cheezain alladin ki nahi,
osama bin laden ki bhi ho skti h....
- By www.WapSMS.in

Horror films mein Ladki ko Ghar mein Jab kuch aj

Horror films mein
Ladki ko Ghar mein
Jab kuch ajeeb sunai deta hai tO wo kehti hai
KON HAI WAHAN?
.
.
.
.
.
KON HAI WAHAN?



Jaisay k Bhoot Bolega
Haan Behen Mai kitchen mein Hu.
Tumhari maa ne mast gulab jamun banaye hai,, wohi kha raha hu aaaaaoo khayenge saath
- By www.WapSMS.in

CID returns CID ne Sony se naata jod liya... CID

CID returns
CID ne Sony se naata jod liya...
CID ne Sony se naata jod liya...
jis room me mana raha tha abhijeet suhagraat, Daya ne uska darwaja bhi tod diya!!!
- By www.WapSMS.in

3 words that can totally change ur mood: I LOVE

3 words that can totally
change ur
mood:
I LOVE YOU
I HATE YOU
&
The best 1..
.
.
.
.
.
FACEBOOK LOGIN ERROR
Seriously Aag lag jaati hai
- By www.WapSMS.in

Mere Jeene Ke Liye, Tera Armaan Hi Kaafi Hai; Di

Mere Jeene Ke Liye, Tera Armaan Hi Kaafi Hai;
Dil Ke Qalam Se Likhi, Ye Dastaan Hi Kafi Hai;
Teer-E-Talwaar Ki Tujhe Kya Zaroorate Ai Nazneen;
Qatl Karne Ke Liye, Teri Muskaan Hi Kafi Hai!
- By www.WapSMS.in

Agar Jackie Chan ki Mother-in-law kidnap ho jaye t

Agar Jackie Chan ki Mother-in-law kidnap ho jaye to use kaun vapas layega?
.
Guess?
.
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Vicks VapouRub...!
Kyunki Vicks lautaye Chan ki Saas
- By www.WapSMS.in

Why I hate CID... Example: LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai

Why I hate CID...
Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Haan, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha ??
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum Rahul Ki
Behen Ho...
- By www.WapSMS.in

Sunday 9 December 2012

Dear Girls . . . . . . . . Talking Always

Dear Girls
.
.
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.
.
.
.
.
Talking Always In English
D0es n0t Make U Hollyw00d Her0in
- By www.WapSMS.in

Saturday 8 December 2012

i don't care if people don't like me.. m happy wi

i don't care if people don't like me..
m happy wid myself dat i have smthng special in my ATTITUDE dat others are wasting their precious time even on my single move..be real..be unique nd be yourself...
- By www.WapSMS.in

Din Guzar gaya hai Intezaar Mai* Raat Guzar gayi

Din Guzar gaya hai Intezaar Mai*
Raat Guzar gayi Intezaar mai*
Naya Saal Mubark ho Aap ko*
2012 beet gaya Aap ke SMS k intezar mai
Happy New Year!!! 2013
- By www.WapSMS.in

जो दूसरों को जानता à

जà¥&lsqauo; दूसरà¥&lsqauo;ं कà¥&lsqauo; जानता है वह विद्वान है,
à¤"र जà¥&lsqauo; खुद कà¥&lsqauo; जानता है वह ज्ञानी है।

- लाà¤"त्से
- By www.WapSMS.in

Thursday 6 December 2012

"Sholay Film Mein Sabse Badi Tragedy Kya Thhi?"

"Sholay Film Mein Sabse Badi Tragedy
Kya Thhi?"
.
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.
Answer: "Pehle To Gabbar Ne
Thakkur Ki Biwi Maar Di Aur Phir Bechhare
Ke Haath Bhi Kaat Diye"
- By www.WapSMS.in

समस्याओं का उसी माà¤

समस्याà¤"ं का उसी मानसिकता
के उपयà¥&lsqauo;ग से हल नहीं
निकाला जा सकता है,
जिस मानसिकता के
चलते वे पैदा हुई हैं।

- अल्बर्ट आइंस्टीन
- By www.WapSMS.in

उन सभी कारणों को भूà

उन सभी कारणà¥&lsqauo;ं कà¥&lsqauo; भूल जाएं
कि कà¥&lsqauo;ई कार्य नहीं हà¥&lsqauo;गा आपकà¥&lsqauo;
केवल एक अच्छा कारण खà¥&lsqauo;जना
है कि यह कार्य सफल हà¥&lsqauo;गा।

- डॉ. राबर्ट
- By www.WapSMS.in

आत्मरक्षा हेतु मार

आत्मरक्षा हेतु मारने की शक्ति से बढ़कर मरने की हिम्मत हà¥&lsqauo;नी चाहिए।

-महात्मा गांधी
- By www.WapSMS.in

व्यक्ति को जरूरत सà¥

व्यक्ति कà¥&lsqauo; जरूरत से ज्यादा सरल व ईमानदार नहीं हà¥&lsqauo;ना चाहिए। सीधे तने के पेड़ सबसे पहले काटे जाते हैं।

-चाणक्य
- By www.WapSMS.in

मनुष्य अनुचित और भà¥

मनुष्य अनुचित à¤"र भ्रष्ट कर्म कर हर क्षण स्वयं कà¥&lsqauo; धà¥&lsqauo;खा देता है, क्यà¥&lsqauo;ंकि वर्तमान कर्म ही उसके भविष्य के प्रारब्ध का आधार है।

-नीतिसार
- By www.WapSMS.in

Wednesday 5 December 2012

Girl: If we got married, stop smoking. Boy: Ok!

Girl: If we got married, stop smoking.
Boy: Ok!
Girl: Drinking too.
Boy: Ok!
Girl: N going to the night club too.
Boy:- Yes..
Girl:- What else can u leave??
Boy:- The idea of marrying You
- By www.WapSMS.in

Zindgi ko tanha Virano me rehne do. . Ye wafa ki

Zindgi ko tanha Virano me rehne do.
.
Ye wafa ki bate Khyalo me rhne do,
.
Hakikat me aazmane se tut jate h Dil Aksr,
.
Ye ishq Mohabbat ki baate kitabo me hi Rehne do.
- By www.WapSMS.in

Height of Nonsense: A girl gv a pendrive 2 a bo

Height of Nonsense:

A girl gv a pendrive 2 a boy &
said "isme
facebook daal k dena"

Boy gave her a shitty look &
then girl said:

"kya hua 2GB me nai ayega kya?"

ronaaa aa gyaaaa
- By www.WapSMS.in

Dear Google! Please Stop behaving like a girlfr

Dear
Google!
Please Stop behaving like a
girlfriend
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Kindly let me complete my
sentence
before you give Suggestion
thank you...
- By www.WapSMS.in

aap yad nhi karte hum bhula nhi sakte. aap hasa n

aap yad nhi karte hum bhula nhi sakte.
aap hasa nhi sakte hum rula nhi sakte.
rishta kitna khubsurat h humara.
aap bta nhi sakte hum jata nhi sakte...
- By www.WapSMS.in

nazar me aapke nazare rahenge, palko pe chand sit

nazar me aapke nazare rahenge,
palko pe chand sitare rahenge,
badal jaye to badle ye zamana,
hum to humesha apke pyar ke diwane rahenge...
- By www.WapSMS.in

phool se pahle khushbu ko to dekho, karne se pahl

phool se pahle khushbu ko to dekho,
karne se pahle kaam ko dekho,
kisi k roop me diwana na bano,
surat se pahle uske dil ko to dekho
- By www.WapSMS.in

Vishwas Ki Ek Dori Hai Pyaar Betaab Dil Ki Majboo

Vishwas Ki Ek Dori Hai Pyaar
Betaab Dil Ki Majboori Hai Pyaar
Na Maano Toh Kucchh Nahin
Aur Maano, Toh Hamari Kamzoori Hai Pyaar
- By www.WapSMS.in

Vishwas Ki Ek Dori Hai Pyaar Betaab Dil Ki Majboo

Vishwas Ki Ek Dori Hai Pyaar
Betaab Dil Ki Majboori Hai Pyaar
Na Maano Toh Kucchh Nahin
Aur Maano, Toh Hamari Kamzoori Hai Pyaar
- By www.WapSMS.in

jab aap kisi ko chaho to ye mat socho ki, wo aap

jab aap kisi ko chaho to ye mat socho ki,
wo aap ko pasand karta h ki nhi,
bas use itna chaho ki use aap k siva,
kisi aur ki chahat pasand hi na aaye...

- By www.WapSMS.in

kareeb itna raho ki rishto me pyaar rahe. dur bhi

kareeb itna raho ki rishto me pyaar rahe.
dur bhi itna raho ki aane ka intejar rahe.
rakho ummid rishto k darmiyan itni.
ki tute ummid magar rishta barkarar rahe...
- By www.WapSMS.in

Tuesday 4 December 2012

Dil Ki Baat Chhupana Aata Nhi, Kisi Ka Dil Dukhan

Dil Ki Baat Chhupana Aata Nhi,
Kisi Ka Dil Dukhana Aata Nhi,
Aap Sochte He Hum Bhul Gaye Apko,
Par Kuchh Achhe Dosto Ko Bhulana Humko Aata Nahi
- By www.WapSMS.in

Cat-monkey se - i love you Monkey-tumne mujhme k

Cat-monkey se - i love you
Monkey-tumne mujhme kya dekha
Cat-hanuman ki tasweer dekh ke boli
"Tujhme rab dikhta hai yara mai kya karoo"
- By www.WapSMS.in

Gujju english love letter: Mari deer Puspa, U r

Gujju english love letter:
Mari deer Puspa,
U r que tea,
luv lee,
sack sea,
on nest,
a tract thief,
cheer fool,
soup pub &
u r very press yes..
Tharo lower,
Comeless...
- By www.WapSMS.in

What did d fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What did d fish say when he hit a
concrete wall? "Dam"!!
- By www.WapSMS.in

"Dosto se problem share krna achha hota hai. ..

"Dosto se problem share krna
achha hota hai.
..
"Isliye nhi ki wo use solve
krte hai Par
..
Sale aise-aise solutions dete h
ki hm problm hi bhul jate hai...
- By www.WapSMS.in

Proposal of 4th class boy to 7th class girl Boy

Proposal of 4th class boy to 7th class girl

Boy-I love u.

Girl-Stupid I am older than u

Boy-I am mad in your love,

Girl-Get lost

boy-Didi plzzz..set ho jao
- By www.WapSMS.in

Love is not a joke, Love is not a game, Once you

Love is not a joke, Love is not a game,
Once you fall in love, You will never be
the same. . .
Love is never-ending, Love is never
wrong,
Love can make you weak, Love can
make you strong. . .
Love is more than words, Love is more
thanks giving,
Love can make you cry, Love can make
you sing. . .
Love is always true, Love is always kind,
Love is something that happens, Not
something that you find. .
- By www.WapSMS.in

Friday 30 November 2012

For Married Men . Kabi bahut Dukhi ho to apni Sh

For Married Men
.
Kabi bahut Dukhi ho to apni Shadi ka Video ulta chala k dekhna
Maza ayega
.
BV Apki Ungli se Ring utaregi,Car se niklegi & Mayke chali jayegi!
- By www.WapSMS.in

Pyar karne wale marte nahi mar diye jate he.....

Pyar karne wale marte nahi mar diye jate he.....
hindu kahete he jalaa do...
muslim kahete he dafnado...
koy nahi kaheta ki milado inhe...
- By www.WapSMS.in

Dear SRK, tera wo bakwas romance karna.... Ter

Dear SRK,

tera wo bakwas romance karna....
Tera wo itna buddha hokar bhi kat ko kiss karna ....
Wo tera boring acting karna....
Wo teri slow story ko aur slow karna...
Woh tera 3 ghante mera timewaste karna...
Nahi bhuligi mai...
Jab tak hai Jaan
Jab tak hai jaan...
- By www.WapSMS.in

Thursday 29 November 2012

Kabhi pehli baar school jane me darr lagta tha, A

Kabhi pehli baar school jane me darr lagta tha,
Aaj har rasta khud hi chunte hai..!!
Kabhi mummy-papa ki har baat sacchi lagti thi,
Aaj unhi se jhuth bolte hai..!!
Kabhi chhoti si chot kitna rulati thi,
Aaj dil toot jata hai phir b sambhaljate hai !!
Ek din tension ka meaning maa se puchna padta tha,
Or aaj tension pr book likh sakte hai..!!
Sach, zindagi ne bahut kuch sikha diya..!
Na jaane humko itna bada kyun bana diya..!
- By www.WapSMS.in

Hawa kehti hai dosti kar.... fiza kehti hai pyar

Hawa kehti hai dosti kar....
fiza kehti hai pyar kar....
Dil kehta hai shadi kar....
par
.
.
.
.
.
par
.
.
.
.
parents kehte hai. bakwas band kar....
aur pehle saari backs clear kr
- By www.WapSMS.in

Machliya Pani Se Bahar Aakar Mar Kyun Jati Hai?

Machliya Pani Se Bahar Aakar Mar Kyun Jati Hai?

Kyun ki
Unko ye Pata Nahi Hota Ki
Kisi Ke Saath Nazdikiyan,
Pehle Aadat,
Phir Jarurat,
Aur Phir Zindagi Ban Jati Hai,
- By www.WapSMS.in

Wo aati hai mujhe staane ke liye, Me jaata hun us

Wo aati hai mujhe staane ke liye,
Me jaata hun use manane ke liye,
Wo kahti hai tum mujhse pyar nahi karte,
Or me kahta hun ki tere siva hum kisi or ko yaad nahi krte,
Usne mujhe chod diya kisi or ke liye,
Or humne bi chod di duniya sirf usi ke liye.
- By www.WapSMS.in

Ladkiya To Hajar He Par Uske Jaisa Koi Nhi, Khubs

Ladkiya To Hajar He Par Uske Jaisa Koi Nhi,
Khubsurti Beshumar He Par Uske Jaisa Koi Nhi,
Duniya Vakt Ke Sath Biti Bate Bhul Jaati He,
Bhulau To Chije Hajar He Par Uske Jaisa Koi Nhi.
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Ladke sab se jyada confuse kb hote hai? . . .

Ladke sab se jyada confuse kb
hote hai?
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Jab ladkiya puchti hai ki mai kesi
lag rahi hu
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Tuesday 27 November 2012

Har pal har waqt har din har lamha har aah

Har pal
har waqt
har din
har lamha
har aahat
har ehsas
aur
dil ki har dhadkan keh rahi he "kya thand re baaaaawaaaaa"
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Har pal har waqt har din har lamha har aah

Har pal
har waqt
har din
har lamha
har aahat
har ehsas
aur
dil ki har dhadkan keh rahi he "kya thand re baaaaawaaaaa"
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बहुत उदास है कोई तेà

बहुत उदास है कà¥&lsqauo;ई तेरे जाने से;
हà¥&lsqauo; सके तà¥&lsqauo; लौट आ किसी बहाने से;
तू लाख खफा सही पर एक बार तà¥&lsqauo; देख;
कितना कचरा जमा है तेरे न आने से!
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हर इल्जाम का हकदार à

हर इल्जाम का हकदार वà¥&lsqauo; हमे बना जाते है,

हर खता कि सजा वà¥&lsqauo; हमे सुना जाते है,

हम हरबार खामà¥&lsqauo;श रह जाते है,

क्यà¥&lsqauo;की वà¥&lsqauo; अपना हà¥&lsqauo;ने का हक जता जाते है.
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तेरी बेवफाई मे दिल à

तेरी बेवफाई मे दिल बेकरार ही ना करु,

तू हुकुम दे तà¥&lsqauo; तेरा इन्तेज़ार ही ना करु,

तू बेवफा है तà¥&lsqauo; कुछ इस कद्र बेवफा कर,

के तेरे बाद मे किसी à¤"र से प्यार ही ना करु.
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हर नज़र को 1 निगाह कà¤

हर नज़र कà¥&lsqauo; 1 निगाह का हक़ है,

हर नूर कà¥&lsqauo; 1 आह का हक़ है.

हम भी दिल लेकर आये है इस दुनिया में,

हमे भी तà¥&lsqauo; 1 गुनाह करने का हक़ है
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सितम को हमने बेरुखà¥

सितम कà¥&lsqauo; हमने बेरुखी समझा,

प्यार कà¥&lsqauo; हमने बंदगी समझा,

तुम चाहे हमे जà¥&lsqauo; भी समझà¥&lsqauo;,

हमने तà¥&lsqauo; तुम्हे अपनी ज़िन्दगी समझा.
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Monday 26 November 2012

हसीं चेहरे पर कभी ऐà

हसीं चेहरे पर कभी ऐतबार ना करना,

तà¥&lsqauo;ड देते हैं दिल कभी प्यार ना करना,

है गुजारिश सबसे मेरी, मर जाà¤"गे,

वà¥&lsqauo; ना आयेंगे कभी इंतजार ना करना..
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रस्मों रिवाज की जो à

रस्मà¥&lsqauo;ं रिवाज की जà¥&lsqauo; परवाह करते हैं,

प्यार में वà¥&lsqauo; लà¥&lsqauo;ग गुनाह करते हैं

इश्क वà¥&lsqauo; जुनून है जिसमें दीवाने

अपनी खुशी से खुद कà¥&lsqauo; तबाह करते हैं।
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दोनों आखों मे अश्क à

दà¥&lsqauo;नà¥&lsqauo;ं आखà¥&lsqauo;ं मे अश्क दिया करते हैं

हम अपनी नींद तेरे नाम किया करते है

जब भी पलक झपके तुम्हारी समझ लेना

हम तुम्हे याद किया करते हैं

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हाथों की लकीरों मैà¤

हाथà¥&lsqauo;ं की लकीरà¥&lsqauo;ं मैं किस्मत हà¥&lsqauo;ती है

मिलना à¤"र भूल जाना लà¥&lsqauo;गà¥&lsqauo; की फितरत हà¥&lsqauo;ती है,

बिखरता तà¥&lsqauo; हर कà¥&lsqauo;ई है दर्द में,

मगर गम भुलाना इंसान की जरुरत हà¥&lsqauo;ती है.
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दिल ने कहा याद करते

दिल ने कहा याद करते रहना,
मन ही मन बात करते रहना,
वà¥&lsqauo; हमारे दिल की फरियाद सुने ना सुने,
अपना तà¥&lsqauo; फ़र्ज़ है उन्हे याद करते रहना
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Sunday 25 November 2012

दर्द देने का अंदाज à

दर्द देने का अंदाज कुछ ऐसा है
दर्द दे कर कहते है अब हाल कैसा है
ज़हर दे कर कहते है अब पीना हà¥&lsqauo;गा
जब पी लिए तà¥&lsqauo; कहते है अब जीना हà¥&lsqauo;गा
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Mujrim Ne Apne Pathan Vakeel Ko Kaha: Koshish Kar

Mujrim Ne Apne Pathan Vakeel Ko Kaha:
Koshish Karna Umar Qaid Ho Phansi Na Ho

Vakeel: Tum Chinta Mat Karo
Court Ke Baad Mujrim Kya Hua?

Pathan: Bahut Mushkil Se Umar Qaid Karwai,
Adalat To Riha Kar Rahi Thi.


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Ladkiya To Hajar He Par Uske Jaisa Koi Nhi, Khubs

Ladkiya To Hajar He Par Uske Jaisa Koi Nhi,
Khubsurti Beshumar He Par Uske Jaisa Koi Nhi,
Duniya Vakt Ke Sath Biti Bate Bhul Jaati He,
Bhulau To Chije Hajar He Par Uske Jaisa Koi Nhi
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Acha dost zindgi ko jannat banata h Islye Meri

Acha dost zindgi ko jannat banata h

Islye Meri qadar kia karo,
Warna fir kehte firoge

Behti hawa sa tha wo
Yaar hmara tha wo,
Kaha gya use dhundo...
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khuda kare ki zindagi me ye mukaam aaye Khuda kar

khuda kare ki zindagi me ye mukaam aaye
Khuda kare ki zindagi me ye mukaam aaye...
Tujhe bhool ne ki dua karu aur dua me tera naam aaye....
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Top shayries: Teri adao pe mai jaun waari waari..

Top shayries:
Teri adao pe mai jaun waari waari..
Dial 139 for railway enquiry
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Na jine ki arzu na marne ka khauf
The number u r trying is
switchd off...
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If ur world is spining Round &Round..& Round...Ur

If ur world is spining Round
&Round..& Round...Ur heart is
beating fast ,do u think its LOVE?
na Munna na its called high B/P...
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Saturday 24 November 2012

Once in a soap industry in Japan, The soap cover

Once in a soap industry in Japan,
The soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it
i.e empty box.
To avoid the problem in the future Engineers purchased X-Ray machine of 60 thousand dollars to check whether soap is Packed in every cover or not in assembly line.

Same problem occurred in India..
What did they do?
Indian Engineers simply put a fan beside d assembly line &
Empty boxes were flown away!
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‎"Pyar krne se kuch milta nhi, Khwab dekhne se

‎"Pyar krne se kuch milta nhi,
Khwab dekhne se ful khita nhi,
aazmalo kismat chahe kitni bar magar,
nsib me na ho wo kabhi mita nhi...."
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Girl to hr Blind BF : Kash tum dehk saktey ke m

Girl to hr Blind BF :

Kash tum dehk saktey ke main kitni khubsurat hu..
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BF : Itni khubsurat hoti toh kya Aankh wale Tujhe Mere liye chhod jaate..
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Kamini andha hu chu**ya nahi..
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tere status ki wo namkeen baaten, tere sms se wo

tere status ki wo namkeen baaten,
tere sms se wo mulaakaten,
Nahi bhulunga me,
Jab Tak Hai Facebook
Jab tak Hai Facebooke
Wo tera like karke cmnt na krna,
Wo tera sms ka rply na krna,
Nahi bhulunga me,
Jab Tak Hai Facebook
Jab Tak Hai Facebook
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For those girls who say that 'mere piche bahut se

For those girls who say that 'mere piche bahut se ladke pade huye hai'
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They always should remember that low price always attract customer
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Jawani K Din Chamkile Ho Gaye Aur Husn K Tewar

Jawani K Din Chamkile Ho Gaye

Aur Husn K Tewar Nukile Ho Gaye,

Hum Izhaar Karne me Thode Dhiile Ho Gaye,

Aur Unke Haath Peele Ho Gaye.
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Asman me hajaro tare he magar hame suraj hi roshan

Asman me hajaro tare he magar hame suraj hi roshani deta he.
Gulsan me fulo to hajaro magar gulab hi hame mahek deta he.
phalo me phal to hajaro he magar aam hi hame bhaata he.
dunia me dost to hajaro he magar tum hi hame yaad aate ho.
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Dosto ki mahefil me ek jaam ho jaye. Dosti pe mar

Dosto ki mahefil me ek jaam ho jaye.
Dosti pe marne walo me ek naam ho jaye.
Koi kahe ki tum apne dost ko kya doge.
To bata dena ki hum dosti ke naam hamari jaan bhi gava denge
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Friday 23 November 2012

Barsaat k Badal awaz nhi karte Kimti palon ko y

Barsaat k Badal awaz nhi karte

Kimti palon ko yuhi brbad nhi krte.

Zindgi me kuch log aise b hote he.

Agr unhe preshan na kro to wo yad nhi krte.
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Sundar Tha Is Qadar Ke Mehsoos Naa Hua.. Kese, Ka

Sundar Tha Is Qadar Ke Mehsoos Naa Hua..
Kese, Kahan Aur Kab Mera Bachpan Chala gaya..
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Ha mera har lamha chura liya aapne, Ankho ko ek n

Ha mera har lamha chura liya aapne,
Ankho ko ek nyi chand dikha diya apne,
Hume zindagi di kisi aur ne,
Par itna pyar dekar jeena sikhaya aapne
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Pyaar Mein Milna Zaruri Nahi, Pyaar Mein Izhaar B

Pyaar Mein Milna Zaruri Nahi,
Pyaar Mein Izhaar Bhi Zaruri Nahi,
Zaruri Sirf Ehsaas Hai Jo Zindagi Sawarde,
Unhe Pana Ya Na Pana Zaruri Nhi
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Thursday 22 November 2012

Jab kuch sapne adhure rah jate hai, tab dil k dar

Jab kuch sapne adhure rah jate hai,
tab dil k dard ansu banker bhejate hai,
jo khte hai ki hm sirf apke hai,
pata nhi wo kaise alvida keh jate hai
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Unse door jaane ka irada naa tha Sada saath rehne

Unse door jaane ka irada naa tha
Sada saath rehne ka wada bhi naa tha
Vo yaad nahi karega jante the hum
Par itni jaldi bhool jayega andaaza naa tha!!
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Har roz koi khuwaab toot jata hai, Har roz koi ap

Har roz koi khuwaab toot jata hai,
Har roz koi apna rooth jata hai,
Na jane meri Qismat main kya hai,
Jise main yaad karon wohi mujhy bhool jata hai
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Dosti jindagi ki ek kadi hoti hai, badi mushkil s

Dosti jindagi ki ek kadi hoti hai,
badi mushkil se yah imarat khadi hoti hai,
nibhane valo ki kami hai varana,
dosti to pyar se bhi badi hoti hai
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Khuda ne mujse kaha. "Bande. DOST na bana,tu DHO

Khuda ne mujse kaha.
"Bande.
DOST na bana,tu DHOKHA kha jayega"

Maine kaha
"Ae khuda,Tu msg padhne wale se mil to sahi,Tu bhi Dhokhe se uska DOST ban jayega"
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Shaam hui to uski yaad aayi, Uske sath guzre har

Shaam hui to uski yaad aayi,
Uske sath guzre har pal ki yaad aayi,
Ab to bina uske meri aankh bhar aayi,
Aankho ko bnd kiya to uski tasveer bn aayi,
use dekh ke dil ne li angdaai,
Mere hothon se ek Or halki muskan nikal aayi.
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Wednesday 21 November 2012

Face pe apke gajab ki smile hai, Suna hai apke pa

Face pe apke gajab ki smile hai,
Suna hai apke paas ek pc hai aur usame ek sms ki file hai,
Phir bhi WAPSMS pe sms nahi karte ye kaun sa style hai.
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Risk but Lucky is my life Posible is my love Imp

Risk but Lucky is my life
Posible is my love
Imposible is my aim
Dangerous is my game
Don't play with me bcoz...
Lion is my nickname.
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Sir: samajh tujhe 10 laddu diye. Student: Mujhe..

Sir: samajh tujhe 10 laddu diye.
Student: Mujhe....???????
Sir: samajhne me tere bap ka kya jata hai..
Usme se 5 laddu maine le liye to bata tere pas kitna bacha...????
Student: 20.
Sir: kaise...????
Student: samajhne me tere bap ka kya jata hai.!!!!
TEACHER SHOCKED
STUDENT ROCKED
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Sir: samajh tujhe 10 laddu diye. Student: Mujhe..

Sir: samajh tujhe 10 laddu diye.
Student: Mujhe....???????
Sir: samajhne me tere bap ka kya jata hai..
Usme se 5 laddu maine le liye to bata tere pas kitna bacha...????
Student: 20.
Sir: kaise...????
Student: samajhne me tere bap ka kya jata hai.!!!!
TEACHER SHOCKED
STUDENT ROCKED
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Musibat Mein Kabhi Kisi Se Madad Mat Maango, Kyon

Musibat Mein Kabhi Kisi Se Madad Mat Maango,
Kyon Ki Musibat 4 Din Ki Hai,
Aur Ehsaan Zindagi Bhar Ka..
Always Trust on urself
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Ek ladki roz ek gali se gujra karti thi, apne che

Ek ladki roz ek gali se gujra karti thi,
apne chere ko nakab se dhaka rakhti thi.
Ek ladka uspe marta tha,
sayad wo use dil se payar karta tha.
Ek din ladki ne us ladke ke padosi se pucha,
kaha gaya wo aashik?
To usne bataya aapko aane me der ho gai,
us diwane ki kal raat mot ho gai?
Padosi ne apna frz nibhaya,
ladki ko kabr tak le gaya.
Ladki kabr par rone lagi
apne ansu se kabr ko dhone lagi.
Kabr se aawaz aayi"A khuda ye kesa inklab aya he, aaj me parde me hu or mera mehbub benakab aya he."
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BOY- ghire baadlon me teri yad ati h, sawan k aan

BOY- ghire baadlon me teri yad ati h,
sawan k aane se teri yad aati h,
barish k bundo me teri yad ati h.

GIRL- Ha janti hu teri chhatri deni h,
Taane mat maar.
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