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Monday 31 December 2012

Ek 5th class ka bacha Bill Gates ko letter likhta

Ek 5th class ka bacha Bill Gates ko
letter likhta h
Sir,
Mujhe Kuch Sawal Poochne H
...
1. Keyboard K Letters Sahi Jaga Nahi Hen, Keyboard Ka Sahi
Version Kab Ayega?
2. Windows Main START Ka Button
Hy, STOP Ka Nahi
3. Hum Ms-Word Use Karte Hen,
Mr- Word Kab Release Hoga? 4. Keyboard Main ANY KEY Ka
Button Nahi to Computer Q
Maangta Hy? Aakhir Main ek Zati
Sawal
5. Aap Ka Naam GATES Hai To Aap
WINDOWS Q Banatay H :
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HAPPY NEW YEAR Bus Accident. Man Crying: Mera hat

HAPPY NEW YEAR Bus Accident.
Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.
Bahot dard ho raha hai.
Santa: Abey chup baith.
Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,
Fir bhi chup-chaap pda hai.
Enjoy this eve of Happy New Year 2013.
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Naya Saal aaye banke Ujala Khul jaye Aap ki Kissm

Naya Saal aaye banke Ujala
Khul jaye Aap ki Kissmat ka Tala
Hamesha Aap per rahe Meherban Upar wala
Yahi Dua karta hai apka yeh chahne wala
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When you feel that Someone is taking your Place i

When you feel that
Someone is taking your Place in Your Bestfriend's Heart...
Never Say I'll never let Go Close to My Bestfriend,
Rather Say Go as Close as You can,
I Will Still be the Closest..!
May You Reach More Milestone,
n
Discover more friends in Upcoming New Year..
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Receive my simple gift of LOVE Wrapped with SINCE

Receive my simple gift of LOVE
Wrapped with SINCERITY
Tied with CARE &
Sealed with BLESSINGS
2 Keep u HAPPY & SAFE all the life long.
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2013
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Sunday 30 December 2012

Mind is like an umbrella... Its workz when it ope

Mind is like an umbrella...
Its workz when it open.
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Ek Kali African ladki ko God ne Pankh de diye to w

Ek Kali African ladki ko God ne Pankh de diye to wo kushi se boli-Wow! God kya aab main Pari ban gayi hun? God-Nahi re Pagali tu ab Chamgadar ban gayi h.
silly girls na...
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RESPECT IS THE KEY SOLUTION OF CRIME

RESPECT IS THE KEY SOLUTION OF CRIME
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Na Sathi Hai Koi, Na Humsafar Hai Koi, Na Hum Kis

Na Sathi Hai Koi, Na Humsafar Hai Koi,
Na Hum Kisi Ke, Na Humara Hai Koi,
Par Aapko Dekh Kar Keh Sakte Hai,
Ki Dost To Hamara Bhi Hai Koi...
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Saturday 29 December 2012

I Was The Most Outstanding Student Of My Class ...

I Was The Most Outstanding Student Of My Class ...
Because,
I Always Stand Outside The Class
Proud 2 B An Out-Standing Student..
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agr koi Aapki tarif kare, Aapko smart kahe, To

agr koi
Aapki tarif kare,
Aapko smart kahe,
To 1 THAPPAD marna
Uski himmat kaise huyi
aapko APRILFOOL banane ki vo Bhi September Me...

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What is the intresting thing in tom n jerry..?

What is the intresting thing in tom n jerry..?

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Pura din nange ghumenge ,

or

jab nahane ke liye jayenge

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to swimming suit pehan ke jayenge !
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Mai Pee Kar Nahi Behakta, Usey Dekh Kar Behakta

Mai Pee Kar Nahi Behakta,
Usey Dekh Kar
Behakta Hoon
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Itna Bta Sharab Haram Hui Ya WO?

phir
Mummi ki awaz aae : "Sharab Haram he, aur wo
Haramzadi."
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Friday 28 December 2012

Mere pass facebook hai, twitter hai, orkut h

Mere pass facebook hai,

twitter hai,

orkut hai....

tumhare pass kya hai.....?

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Smart answer:

mere pass

"Aur bhi kaam hain"
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Kamina baccha Ladka Aur Ladki Dono Haath Mein Ha

Kamina baccha
Ladka Aur Ladki Dono Haath Mein
Haath Daale Jaa Rahe They..
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Usi Waqt Ek Shararti
Bachha Aaya Aur Bola:
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Bhaiya, Kal Wali Didi
Zyada Mast Thi..
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Duniya mai aik hi aadmi hai jo logo ko'jhoota'

Duniya mai aik hi aadmi hai

jo logo ko'jhoota' apple bech paya..

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Steve Jobs!
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"1 liter petrol aur 1 bottle bear ka rate same ho

"1 liter petrol aur 1 bottle bear ka rate same ho gaya hy

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'Jaani'.......

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Faisla tera hai.....

"Jh0om lay Ya"Gh0om leE....
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Subha ko yaad aayi to miss kiya, dopahar ko yaad

Subha ko yaad aayi to miss kiya,
dopahar ko yaad aayi to bahut miss kiya,
sham ko bhi yaad aayi aur heart ne attack kiya,
aur apun ne fauran sms kiya.
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Wo mujh tak aane ki raah chahta hai, Laikin meri

Wo mujh tak aane ki raah chahta hai,
Laikin meri mohabbaton ka gawa chahta hai,
Khud aatay jaatay mosmon ki tarha hai,
Aur mujh se mohabbat ki entiha chahta hai
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Tanhai hai pyar mein Barbaadi hai pyar mein Aans

Tanhai hai pyar mein
Barbaadi hai pyar mein
Aansoon hai pyar mein
Bebasi hai pyar mein
Gam bhi hai pyar mein
Haar bhi hai pyar mein
Hamein sab pata hai
Lekin kya kare
Hum bhi hai pyar mein,
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Thursday 27 December 2012

हर इल्जाम का हकदार à

हर इल्जाम का हकदार वà¥&lsqauo; हमे बना जाते है,

हर खता कि सजा वà¥&lsqauo; हमे सुना जाते है,

हम हरबार खामà¥&lsqauo;श रह जाते है,

क्यà¥&lsqauo;की वà¥&lsqauo; अपना हà¥&lsqauo;ने का हक जता जाते है.
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लोग मोहब्बत को खुदà¤

लà¥&lsqauo;ग मà¥&lsqauo;हब्बत कà¥&lsqauo; खुदा का नाम देते है,

कà¥&lsqauo;ई करता है तà¥&lsqauo; इल्जाम देते है।

कहते है पत्थर दिल रà¥&lsqauo;या नही करते,

à¤"र पत्थर के रà¥&lsqauo;ने कà¥&lsqauo; झरने का नाम देते है।
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मेरे दिल कि सरहद को

मेरे दिल कि सरहद कà¥&lsqauo; पार न करना
नाजुक है दिल मेरा वार न करना,

खुद से बढ़कर भरà¥&lsqauo;सा है मुझे तुम पर,
इस भरà¥&lsqauo;से कà¥&lsqauo; तुम बेकार न करना.
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Kabhi hasati hai to kabhi rulati hai ye zindgi bh

Kabhi hasati hai to kabhi rulati hai
ye zindgi bhi na jaane kitne rang
dekhati hai
haste hai to bhi ankhon mein nami
aa jaati hai
na jaane ye kaisi yaadein hai jo dil
mein bas jaati hai
dua karte hai is naye saal k avsar
per
mere doston k labon per sada
muskaan rahe
kyoki unki her muskurahat hamin
khushi de jaati hai.
Happy New Year in Advance!
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Wednesday 26 December 2012

The Awkward moment in RAAZ 3, when Bipasha remove

The Awkward moment in RAAZ 3, when
Bipasha removes her top in front of Emraan
and tells him, "Meri aankhon mein dekho."
xx
Ab yeh kaisa mazak hai....
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Ladka apne dost se:tune us ladki ko propose kyu k

Ladka apne dost se:tune us
ladki ko propose kyu kiya
uska to b.f. Hai
Zakkas reply:
Khali Kursi Pe to koi Bhi Beth
sakta Hai, Dum hai to kisi ko Utha ke Betho.

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Dil todna hamari adat nahi dil hum kisika dukhata

Dil todna hamari adat nahi
dil hum kisika dukhata nahi,
barosa rakhna hamari dosti pe
dost banakar hum kisiko bhulate nahi...
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हजारों फूल लगते हैà¤

हजारà¥&lsqauo;ं फूल लगते हैं एक माला बनाने के लिए,
हजारà¥&lsqauo;ं दीप लगते हैं एक आरती सजाने के लिए,
मगर एक "सद्गुरु" काफी हैं,
ज़िन्दगी कà¥&lsqauo; जन्नत बनाने के लिए ||
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Unki chahat me dil majbur ho gya, Bewafai krna un

Unki chahat me dil majbur ho gya,
Bewafai krna unka dastur ho gya,
Kasur unka nahi mera tha,
Humne chaha hi itna ki unko sayd gurur ho gaya.
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Monday 24 December 2012

Jab tak hai jaan..... Jab tak hai jaan... tere jh

Jab tak hai jaan..... Jab tak hai jaan...
tere jhute relationship status se...
Tere jalte sulagte quotes se...
Teri bereham updates se...
Nafrat karunga mai..
Jab tak hai jaan... Jab tak hai jaan...
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Jab tak hai jaan..... Jab tak hai jaan... tere jh

Jab tak hai jaan..... Jab tak hai jaan...
tere jhute relationship status se...
Tere jalte sulagte quotes se...
Teri bereham updates se...
Nafrat karunga mai..
Jab tak hai jaan... Jab tak hai jaan...
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tera friendlist se remove karna.. Tere mutual fri

tera friendlist se remove karna..
Tere mutual friends ka rukh modna..
Tera palat ke fir request na bhejana..
Nahi maf karunga mai..
Jab tak hai jaan.... Jab tak hai jaan......

inbox me tere bedhadak msg karne se...
Bat bat pe bewajha tere offline hone se...
Choti choti teri replies se...
Mohabbat karunga me...
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Jab Tak Hai Jaan In FB Style...!!! Teri profile k

Jab Tak Hai Jaan In FB Style...!!!
Teri profile ki rangeen mastiya...
Teri DP ki beparvah gusthakiya..
Teri cover ki leharati angdaiya...
Nahi bhulunga me..
Jab tak hai jaan...... Jab tak hai jaan......
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Is do pal ki zindgi mey tanhai kyun hai, Logo ko

Is do pal ki zindgi mey tanhai kyun hai,
Logo ko hamse shikayat kyun hai,
Is dunia mey insaan kam to nahi,
Phir mere saath sirf meri parchai kyun hai??
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Hi all, Just wanted to share this thought with yo

Hi all,
Just wanted to share this thought with you all...

Kehte hai, kuch log zindagi me aate hai istarah
Kab, kaise jigar jaan dost ban jaate hai kya pata
Par meri viraan zindagi me yeh hota nahi
Ke main ab dost koi banata nahi.
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*TaPak* *PaRtay* Hain *AnSoo* Jab *YaaD* *Tumha

*TaPak* *PaRtay* Hain
*AnSoo*
Jab
*YaaD* *Tumhari* Aati
Hai*

*Ae*DOSTO*

*Yeh Woh* *Barsaat*
Hai*
*Jiska*
Koi
*Mausam* *Nahi_Hota*

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Bapu Hospital Ma Jor Jor Thi Bumo Padta Hata: Dr N

Bapu Hospital Ma Jor Jor Thi Bumo Padta Hata: Dr Ni Maa Ben Kya Chhe? Mare Urgent Kaam Chhe.
Dr Ni Maa Ben Kya Chhe? Mare Urgent Kaam Chhe!

Ek Nurse Ae Aavi Ne Bapu Ne 1 Lafo Maryo Ane Boli Bhosdina:
Sarkhu Bol Ne Ke Dr. "Neema" Ben Kya Chhe..???
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Is mohabbal ki dastan ko sunawo kaise, aag dil me

Is mohabbal ki dastan ko sunawo kaise,
aag dil me lgi hai bujhawon kaise,
na jane kb aur kha milenge vo,
apni betabi ko un se mai btwon kaise,
mai to parwana hu unki yaad me jal hi javonga,
bus ye soch ke jinda hun ki dil ki baat ko un tak pahunchavon kaise
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Saturday 22 December 2012

jo hum kisi ke humdard na hote to hamare seene me

jo hum kisi ke humdard na hote to hamare seene me bhi itne dard na hote,
hamare ansuo se hi to hai fizao ne nami warna ye mousam itne sard na hote
Happy winter
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Madam: Lecture kesa hona chaiye? Student:"APKI SK

Madam: Lecture kesa hona chaiye?
Student:"APKI SKRIT JESA"
MADAM: what.??
Student: i mean k zaruri cheezain cover ho jaye aur sabka interest bhi bna rahe...
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Ae raat ki pyari si neend, mere dost ki aankho me

Ae raat ki pyari si neend,
mere dost ki aankho me basjana.
aankho me baskar 1 pyara sa sapna sajana,
aur us pyare se khwab ko subah sach karjana..
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Friday 21 December 2012

Maine To Bus Stop Pe Khadi Ladki Se Sirf Time Poo

Maine To Bus Stop Pe Khadi Ladki
Se Sirf Time Poocha Tha,
Ae Doston..
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Ki Kitne Baje..??
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Wo To Sharma Ke Boli :
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Park Me Theek Subah 9 Baje..!! :O
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/(',')/
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Hat Jaao Yaar Apni To Lottery Hi
Lag Gayi..!!
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"Mummy Zara Jaldi Utha Dena
Subah.."
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EXAM ANTHEM: Hm Honge sbme pas Hm Honge sbme pas

EXAM ANTHEM:
Hm Honge sbme pas
Hm Honge sbme pas
Hm Honge sbme pas..Ek Din,
OO HO HO
Sote hai BINDASS
Likhte hai BAKWASS
Fir B hai VISHWASS Marks milenge JHAKAS..
­­Ek DIN....
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Na kar tamanna ae dil tu kisi ko pane ki, Badi be

Na kar tamanna ae dil tu kisi ko pane ki,
Badi bedard nigaahein hai iss zamane ki,
Khud ko bana le kabil is qadar,
Ke log kare tamanna sirf tujhi ko pane ki,
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Fees maaf ke liye application... To the principa

Fees maaf ke liye application...
To
the principal
high school
sir,
baat ye hai ke dad ne fees ke liye 500 rs diye the, 100 ke film dekhi,150 rs ke drink,50 ka girlfriend ke recharge, nd 200 sceince wali madam pe shart haargya
maine socha un ka chakr sirf math wale teacher ke saat he hai pr un ka chakr to aap ke saatbe nikla
ab aap ke paas 2 he raste hai, ekya to meri FEES maaf ya fir aap ke RAAJ KA FRDAFASH
thnx u ur sincerly
aap ke beti ka boy friend
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Thursday 20 December 2012

ऐ खुदा जब मोहब्बत औà

ऐ खुदा जब मà¥&lsqauo;हब्बत à¤"र जंग में सब जायज है तà¥&lsqauo;,

मà¥&lsqauo;हब्बत में हà¥&lsqauo;ने वाले चुन्नू-मुन्नू नाजायज क्यूं.
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Koi pan apexa vgar hamesa badha nu saru karva no p

Koi pan apexa vgar hamesa badha nu saru karva no praytna karvo,
kem k

ek juni kahevat 6e,

"je loko phool vaheche 6e,
tena hath ma sugndh rahi jay 6e."
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JIVAN ma KHUSHI ene nathi malti je potani SHARATO

JIVAN ma KHUSHI ene nathi malti je potani SHARATO par JINDGI jive 6
Parntu KHUSHI ene maley chhe je BIJANA SUKH mate POTANI JINDGI ni SHARATO badli nakhe 6.
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Ek Kutti raat ko raaste par ja rahi thi.... Raas

Ek Kutti raat ko raaste par ja rahi thi....
Raaste mein 5/6 kutte mile.
Kutti gabhra gayi.....

Kutto ne kaha aap aaram se jaiye aur dariye nahi.
Hum kutte hai Insaan nahi..
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बच्चा: मम्मी मैं कैà

बच्चा: मम्मी मैं कैसे पैदा हुआ?

मां: बेटा हमने एक बर्तन में राख लेकर रख दिया à¤"र फिर कुछ दिनà¥&lsqauo;ं बाद आप निकले.

बच्चे ने भी एक बर्तन में राख रख दिया à¤"र कुछ दिनà¥&lsqauo;ं के लिए छà¥&lsqauo;ड़ दिया. लेकिन उस बर्तन में से कुछ दिनà¥&lsqauo;ं बाद एक मेंढक निकला.

बच्चे कà¥&lsqauo; बहुत गुस्सा आया: जी करता है कि अभी पत्थर मार दूं लेकिन क्या करूं à¤"लाद है तू मेरी.
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नाबिक निराश हो तो सà

नाबिक निराश हà¥&lsqauo; तà¥&lsqauo; साहिल ज़रूरी है!
ज़न्नत की तलाश में हà¥&lsqauo; तà¥&lsqauo; इशारा ज़रूरी है!
मरने कà¥&lsqauo; तà¥&lsqauo; कà¥&lsqauo;ई कहीं मर सकता है,
लेकिन ज़ीने के लिए सहारा ज़रूरी है
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आँखों में रहा दिल मà

आँखà¥&lsqauo;ं में रहा दिल में उतर कर नहीं देखा

कश्ती के मुसाफिर ने समंदर नहीं देखा

पत्थर मुझे कहता है मेरा चाहने वाला

मैं मà¥&lsqauo;म हूँ उसने मुझे छू कर नहीं देखा
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जनाजा मेरा उठ रहा थà

जनाजा मेरा उठ रहा था,

फिर भी तकलीफ थी उसे आने में!

बेवफा घर में बैठी पूछ रही थी,

à¤"र कितनी देर है दफनाने में?
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A boy found a tear in his gf's eyes, So he grabbe

A boy found a tear in his gf's eyes,
So he grabbed her in his arms and
hugged her tightly.
But the girl Still continued to cry.
Boy asked : Why are you still crying ?
Girl : If for every tear i get a hug from you,
then i would cry forever.
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Itna khoobsurat chehara hai tumhara har dil diwan

Itna khoobsurat chehara hai tumhara
har dil diwana hai tumhara
log kehate hai chand ka tukda ho tum
lekin ham kehate hai chand tukda hai tumhara
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Unki tasvir ko seene se laga lete hai, Is tarah

Unki tasvir ko seene se laga lete hai,
Is tarah judai ka gum mita lete hai,
Kisi tarah zikar ho jaye unka,
To hans kar bheegi palke jhuka lete hai..
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Wednesday 19 December 2012

खुशी के ये पल आप यूँ

खुशी के ये पल आप यूँ ही समभाले रखना,
ये कलियà¥&lsqauo; से प्यारी मुस्कान यूँ ही खिलाये रखना..
प्यार की ये मेहफिल यू ही सजाये रखना,
à¤"र दà¥&lsqauo;स्ती की ये खुशबू यूँ ही मेहकाये रखना !
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महफिल न सही तन्हाई à

महफिल न सही तन्हाई तà¥&lsqauo; मिलती है,
मिलन न सही जुदाई तà¥&lsqauo; मिलती है,
कौन कहता है मà¥&lsqauo;हब्बत में कुछ नही मिलता,
वफ़ा न सही बेवफाई तà¥&lsqauo; मिलती है
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Tuesday 18 December 2012

Teacher- Khoj wo he jo Prakriti me pehle se hoti h

Teacher- Khoj wo he jo Prakriti me pehle se hoti he or Aviskar wo he jo prakriti me pehle se nhi hoti Use banaya jata he.

Teacher to std.. ek example batao.
Std..Teacher Pehle mere Papa ne Meri maa ki khoj ki Fir Dono Ne Milkar mera Aviskar kiya
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A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing that gets a "

A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing
that gets a "DEGREE" without having a "BRAIN"...!
A silent msg f0r all studnts
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Today,THE only place in india where food is cheap.

Today,THE only place in india where food is cheap.
TEA =1.00
SOUP =5.50
Daal =1.50
meals=2.00
chapati = 1.00
chickan= 24.50
dosa =4.00
biryani=8.00
fish=13.00
These items are meant for poor people and is available at india parliament canteen.
The salary of those poor people is 80,000 per month.wihout income tax.
plz share it
inki garibi sabko pata to chale!
- By www.WapSMS.in

Lovely ans. by a lover.. Girl: If ur mom & me fal

Lovely ans. by a lover..
Girl: If ur mom & me fall in the
water whom would u Save 1st?
Boy: I would jump into water to
save my mom & die with U..!!
- By www.WapSMS.in

Monday 17 December 2012

Maut aur mohabbat to bas naam se badnam he......

Maut aur mohabbat to bas naam
se badnam he......
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warna.
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.
..
takleef to sbse zada padhai hi
deti he...
- By www.WapSMS.in

Ek Clinic k aage lambi line thi, 1Aadmi bar-bar l

Ek Clinic k aage lambi line thi,
1Aadmi bar-bar line me ghusta tha,
par log usko pakar k piche phek dete the
~
~
~
~
~
~
~
Admi:"Lage raho,
Saalo clinic hi nahi kholunga"
- By www.WapSMS.in

Dosti to zindagi ka ek khubsurat lamha hai.. Ye s

Dosti to zindagi ka ek khubsurat lamha hai..
Ye sab rishto se albela hai..
Jise mil jaye wo tanhai main bhi khush hai.
Jise na mile wo bheed main bhi akela hai.
- By www.WapSMS.in

2 snakes on FB chat: . Snake1: fusss Snake 2 :

2 snakes on FB chat:
.
Snake1: fusss
Snake 2 : fusss
.
Snake1: fusss fusss fusss
Snake2: fussss fusss fusss
.
Snake1: fussss fusss fusss fussss
fusss fusss fussss fusss fusss
Snake2: fussss fusss fusss fussss
fusss fusss fussss fusss fusss
.
Snake1 : Bhow bhow bhow......
Snake2: saale aa gaya na aukat
pe, mujhe pata tha
fake ID bnake aaya hai...
- By www.WapSMS.in

Sunday 16 December 2012

HR - Itni dosti mat karna ki bigad jaye hum, Kabh

HR - Itni dosti mat karna ki bigad jaye hum,
Kabhi thoda dard bhi dena ki sudhar jaye hum,
Koi galti ho jaye humse to ho jana naraz,
Magar itna bhi na hona ki akele ho jaye hum.
- By www.WapSMS.in

new trend of shadi in Manmohan's govt.. Introduci

new trend of shadi in Manmohan's govt..
Introducing 8th faira...
.
.
.
Vadhu Var se...
Mai vachan deti hu ki 6 cylinder me aapka ghar chala dungi
- By www.WapSMS.in

''Mintu'' ne bled se apni girlfriend ka nam likha

''Mintu'' ne bled se apni girlfriend ka nam likha or 5 min bad jor jor se rone laga

Uska dost: Q ro raha hai?

Mintu: Abe,

purani wali ka likh diya
- By www.WapSMS.in

kaun kehta hai.... Ladki hasi to Fasi ?? Arz k

kaun kehta hai....
Ladki hasi to Fasi ??

Arz kia hai...
Muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai
wah- wah!

Use jo Mohabbat samjhe wo sabse bada Gadha hai
hahahahaha
- By www.WapSMS.in

''Impressive words'' ''Dont try and perfect ursel

''Impressive words''
''Dont try and perfect urself for one person...

Wait for the one who loves ur imperfection...'''
- By www.WapSMS.in

Life gives answer in 3 ways.. It says Yes & gives

Life gives answer in 3 ways..
It says Yes & gives u what u want,
it says no and gives u something better,
it says wait and gives u the Best!
- By www.WapSMS.in

What is trust ?? Trust is a feeling that a one yea

What is trust ?? Trust is a feeling that a one year child has , when you throw him in air and catch again , and he enjoys it
- By www.WapSMS.in

May LOVE Has No End..... Bcoz My LOVE Is Like Th

May LOVE Has No End.....
Bcoz
My LOVE Is Like This Earth.......

If It Dn't Have Any End Point.........

Then Same It Is With My LOVE.........

It Also Not Have End Point........

MY LOVE IS ENDLESS.......
MY LOVE IS FOREVER.........
- By www.WapSMS.in

हर इल्जाम का हकदार à

हर इल्जाम का हकदार वà¥&lsqauo; हमे बना जाते है,

हर खता कि सजा वà¥&lsqauo; हमे सुना जाते है,

हम हरबार खामà¥&lsqauo;श रह जाते है,

क्यà¥&lsqauo;की वà¥&lsqauo; अपना हà¥&lsqauo;ने का हक जता जाते है.
- By www.WapSMS.in

बहुत समझाया ख़ुद कà¥

बहुत समझाया ख़ुद कà¥&lsqauo; मगर समझा नही पाये,

बहुत मनाया ख़ुद कà¥&lsqauo; मगर मना नही पाये,

जाने वà¥&lsqauo; क्या जज्बा था वà¥&lsqauo; एहसास था,

खूब भुलाना चाहा उसे हमने मगर भुला नही पाये.
- By www.WapSMS.in

Friday 14 December 2012

रस्मों रिवाज की जो à

रस्मà¥&lsqauo;ं रिवाज की जà¥&lsqauo; परवाह करते हैं,

प्यार में वà¥&lsqauo; लà¥&lsqauo;ग गुनाह करते हैं

इश्क वà¥&lsqauo; जुनून है जिसमें दीवाने

अपनी खुशी से खुद कà¥&lsqauo; तबाह करते हैं।
- By www.WapSMS.in

उसका इल्जाम है वह à

उसका इल्जाम है

वह लगातार ताकता है मुझे

लेकिन यह तà¥&lsqauo; बता

की ' मै ताकता हूँ'

यह पता कैसे चला तुझे ?
- By www.WapSMS.in

"Mohabat Main Sab Maslon Ka Hal French Kiss Hai

"Mohabat Main Sab Maslon Ka Hal
French Kiss Hai
Jo Larki French Kiss Na Kre Wo Bewafa
Hai
French Kiss Boyfrnd Ka Haq Hai"

"Profesor Imran Hashmi...!"
- By www.WapSMS.in

Thursday 13 December 2012

Ek ladka apni gril frnd ko le kar ghumne jata hai

Ek ladka apni gril frnd ko
le kar ghumne jata hai,

aur boht tez barish ho rahi hoti hai.

Socho boht tez barish

ladka ladki akele

socho kya hota hai

socho

.

.

.

.

socho

.

.

Nahi pata

.

.

.

.

ladki ka makeup utar jata hai aur ladka dar ke bhaag jata hai
- By www.WapSMS.in

Wednesday 12 December 2012

If you ever start missing your college days, your

If you ever start missing your college days,
your class,
your Friend circle,
canteen or anything about your college life,
Then...
.
..
...
....
.....
......
.......
"Just Open Your Mark Sheet"
Sara Nasha Utar Jayega
- By www.WapSMS.in

8 SAAL KA BOY RAPE CASE ME PAKDA GAYA. . . Cou

8 SAAL KA BOY RAPE CASE ME PAKDA GAYA. . .

Court me lady vakil uska chota sa SUSU pakad ke boli -

JAJ sahb dekho kya isse rape hoga? . . . . .

Boy bola jyada hila mat case haar jayegi

- By www.WapSMS.in

Advani gives a LOTUS 2 Sonia... . . Sonia smile

Advani gives a LOTUS 2 Sonia...
.
.
Sonia smiled & slapped Advani..
.
Advani shock & asked Y..
.
Sonia :You gave me BJP symbol,so I gave U CONGRESS symbol.!!
- By www.WapSMS.in

Awesome Attitude.. If you treat me like an opti

Awesome Attitude..

If you treat me like an option, I'll leave you like a choice...
- By www.WapSMS.in

Bihar ki gali me pan ki dukan.. devdas ne dekhi p

Bihar ki gali me pan ki dukan..
devdas ne dekhi paro ki muskan..
devdas ne khilaya paro ko pan..
khake pan paro boli shukhriya bhai jan..!!
- By www.WapSMS.in

Rat ho chuki he apko sona chahiye, Mithe-Mithe sa

Rat ho chuki he apko sona chahiye,
Mithe-Mithe sapno me khona chahiye,
Aaj rat meeting he hamari God se,
Q ki apka har 'SAPNA' kal pura hona chahiye.
gn.
- By www.WapSMS.in

Monday 10 December 2012

Agr pyar Sath ho to Tanhayi nhi hoti Sache Pyar m

Agr pyar Sath ho to Tanhayi nhi hoti
Sache Pyar me kbhi Bewfai nhi hoti
Pr agr 1 baar Pyar ho jae

To Kitne hi Coaching Center join kr lo
Pr "Padhai" Nhi hoti.
- By www.WapSMS.in

ek aadmi ko raste me chirag mila..... . . . u

ek aadmi ko raste me chirag
mila.....
.
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usne use rgda...
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boom...
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.
boom,,...
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blast hua aur wo mar gaya,......
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.
moral...
"kuch cheezain alladin ki nahi,
osama bin laden ki bhi ho skti h....
- By www.WapSMS.in

Horror films mein Ladki ko Ghar mein Jab kuch aj

Horror films mein
Ladki ko Ghar mein
Jab kuch ajeeb sunai deta hai tO wo kehti hai
KON HAI WAHAN?
.
.
.
.
.
KON HAI WAHAN?



Jaisay k Bhoot Bolega
Haan Behen Mai kitchen mein Hu.
Tumhari maa ne mast gulab jamun banaye hai,, wohi kha raha hu aaaaaoo khayenge saath
- By www.WapSMS.in

CID returns CID ne Sony se naata jod liya... CID

CID returns
CID ne Sony se naata jod liya...
CID ne Sony se naata jod liya...
jis room me mana raha tha abhijeet suhagraat, Daya ne uska darwaja bhi tod diya!!!
- By www.WapSMS.in

3 words that can totally change ur mood: I LOVE

3 words that can totally
change ur
mood:
I LOVE YOU
I HATE YOU
&
The best 1..
.
.
.
.
.
FACEBOOK LOGIN ERROR
Seriously Aag lag jaati hai
- By www.WapSMS.in

Mere Jeene Ke Liye, Tera Armaan Hi Kaafi Hai; Di

Mere Jeene Ke Liye, Tera Armaan Hi Kaafi Hai;
Dil Ke Qalam Se Likhi, Ye Dastaan Hi Kafi Hai;
Teer-E-Talwaar Ki Tujhe Kya Zaroorate Ai Nazneen;
Qatl Karne Ke Liye, Teri Muskaan Hi Kafi Hai!
- By www.WapSMS.in

Agar Jackie Chan ki Mother-in-law kidnap ho jaye t

Agar Jackie Chan ki Mother-in-law kidnap ho jaye to use kaun vapas layega?
.
Guess?
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Vicks VapouRub...!
Kyunki Vicks lautaye Chan ki Saas
- By www.WapSMS.in

Why I hate CID... Example: LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai

Why I hate CID...
Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Haan, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha ??
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum Rahul Ki
Behen Ho...
- By www.WapSMS.in

Sunday 9 December 2012

Dear Girls . . . . . . . . Talking Always

Dear Girls
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.
Talking Always In English
D0es n0t Make U Hollyw00d Her0in
- By www.WapSMS.in

Saturday 8 December 2012

i don't care if people don't like me.. m happy wi

i don't care if people don't like me..
m happy wid myself dat i have smthng special in my ATTITUDE dat others are wasting their precious time even on my single move..be real..be unique nd be yourself...
- By www.WapSMS.in

Din Guzar gaya hai Intezaar Mai* Raat Guzar gayi

Din Guzar gaya hai Intezaar Mai*
Raat Guzar gayi Intezaar mai*
Naya Saal Mubark ho Aap ko*
2012 beet gaya Aap ke SMS k intezar mai
Happy New Year!!! 2013
- By www.WapSMS.in

जो दूसरों को जानता à

जà¥&lsqauo; दूसरà¥&lsqauo;ं कà¥&lsqauo; जानता है वह विद्वान है,
à¤"र जà¥&lsqauo; खुद कà¥&lsqauo; जानता है वह ज्ञानी है।

- लाà¤"त्से
- By www.WapSMS.in

Thursday 6 December 2012

"Sholay Film Mein Sabse Badi Tragedy Kya Thhi?"

"Sholay Film Mein Sabse Badi Tragedy
Kya Thhi?"
.
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Answer: "Pehle To Gabbar Ne
Thakkur Ki Biwi Maar Di Aur Phir Bechhare
Ke Haath Bhi Kaat Diye"
- By www.WapSMS.in

समस्याओं का उसी माà¤

समस्याà¤"ं का उसी मानसिकता
के उपयà¥&lsqauo;ग से हल नहीं
निकाला जा सकता है,
जिस मानसिकता के
चलते वे पैदा हुई हैं।

- अल्बर्ट आइंस्टीन
- By www.WapSMS.in

उन सभी कारणों को भूà

उन सभी कारणà¥&lsqauo;ं कà¥&lsqauo; भूल जाएं
कि कà¥&lsqauo;ई कार्य नहीं हà¥&lsqauo;गा आपकà¥&lsqauo;
केवल एक अच्छा कारण खà¥&lsqauo;जना
है कि यह कार्य सफल हà¥&lsqauo;गा।

- डॉ. राबर्ट
- By www.WapSMS.in

आत्मरक्षा हेतु मार

आत्मरक्षा हेतु मारने की शक्ति से बढ़कर मरने की हिम्मत हà¥&lsqauo;नी चाहिए।

-महात्मा गांधी
- By www.WapSMS.in

व्यक्ति को जरूरत सà¥

व्यक्ति कà¥&lsqauo; जरूरत से ज्यादा सरल व ईमानदार नहीं हà¥&lsqauo;ना चाहिए। सीधे तने के पेड़ सबसे पहले काटे जाते हैं।

-चाणक्य
- By www.WapSMS.in

मनुष्य अनुचित और भà¥

मनुष्य अनुचित à¤"र भ्रष्ट कर्म कर हर क्षण स्वयं कà¥&lsqauo; धà¥&lsqauo;खा देता है, क्यà¥&lsqauo;ंकि वर्तमान कर्म ही उसके भविष्य के प्रारब्ध का आधार है।

-नीतिसार
- By www.WapSMS.in

Wednesday 5 December 2012

Girl: If we got married, stop smoking. Boy: Ok!

Girl: If we got married, stop smoking.
Boy: Ok!
Girl: Drinking too.
Boy: Ok!
Girl: N going to the night club too.
Boy:- Yes..
Girl:- What else can u leave??
Boy:- The idea of marrying You
- By www.WapSMS.in

Zindgi ko tanha Virano me rehne do. . Ye wafa ki

Zindgi ko tanha Virano me rehne do.
.
Ye wafa ki bate Khyalo me rhne do,
.
Hakikat me aazmane se tut jate h Dil Aksr,
.
Ye ishq Mohabbat ki baate kitabo me hi Rehne do.
- By www.WapSMS.in

Height of Nonsense: A girl gv a pendrive 2 a bo

Height of Nonsense:

A girl gv a pendrive 2 a boy &
said "isme
facebook daal k dena"

Boy gave her a shitty look &
then girl said:

"kya hua 2GB me nai ayega kya?"

ronaaa aa gyaaaa
- By www.WapSMS.in

Dear Google! Please Stop behaving like a girlfr

Dear
Google!
Please Stop behaving like a
girlfriend
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Kindly let me complete my
sentence
before you give Suggestion
thank you...
- By www.WapSMS.in

aap yad nhi karte hum bhula nhi sakte. aap hasa n

aap yad nhi karte hum bhula nhi sakte.
aap hasa nhi sakte hum rula nhi sakte.
rishta kitna khubsurat h humara.
aap bta nhi sakte hum jata nhi sakte...
- By www.WapSMS.in

nazar me aapke nazare rahenge, palko pe chand sit

nazar me aapke nazare rahenge,
palko pe chand sitare rahenge,
badal jaye to badle ye zamana,
hum to humesha apke pyar ke diwane rahenge...
- By www.WapSMS.in

phool se pahle khushbu ko to dekho, karne se pahl

phool se pahle khushbu ko to dekho,
karne se pahle kaam ko dekho,
kisi k roop me diwana na bano,
surat se pahle uske dil ko to dekho
- By www.WapSMS.in

Vishwas Ki Ek Dori Hai Pyaar Betaab Dil Ki Majboo

Vishwas Ki Ek Dori Hai Pyaar
Betaab Dil Ki Majboori Hai Pyaar
Na Maano Toh Kucchh Nahin
Aur Maano, Toh Hamari Kamzoori Hai Pyaar
- By www.WapSMS.in

Vishwas Ki Ek Dori Hai Pyaar Betaab Dil Ki Majboo

Vishwas Ki Ek Dori Hai Pyaar
Betaab Dil Ki Majboori Hai Pyaar
Na Maano Toh Kucchh Nahin
Aur Maano, Toh Hamari Kamzoori Hai Pyaar
- By www.WapSMS.in

jab aap kisi ko chaho to ye mat socho ki, wo aap

jab aap kisi ko chaho to ye mat socho ki,
wo aap ko pasand karta h ki nhi,
bas use itna chaho ki use aap k siva,
kisi aur ki chahat pasand hi na aaye...

- By www.WapSMS.in

kareeb itna raho ki rishto me pyaar rahe. dur bhi

kareeb itna raho ki rishto me pyaar rahe.
dur bhi itna raho ki aane ka intejar rahe.
rakho ummid rishto k darmiyan itni.
ki tute ummid magar rishta barkarar rahe...
- By www.WapSMS.in

Tuesday 4 December 2012

Dil Ki Baat Chhupana Aata Nhi, Kisi Ka Dil Dukhan

Dil Ki Baat Chhupana Aata Nhi,
Kisi Ka Dil Dukhana Aata Nhi,
Aap Sochte He Hum Bhul Gaye Apko,
Par Kuchh Achhe Dosto Ko Bhulana Humko Aata Nahi
- By www.WapSMS.in

Cat-monkey se - i love you Monkey-tumne mujhme k

Cat-monkey se - i love you
Monkey-tumne mujhme kya dekha
Cat-hanuman ki tasweer dekh ke boli
"Tujhme rab dikhta hai yara mai kya karoo"
- By www.WapSMS.in

Gujju english love letter: Mari deer Puspa, U r

Gujju english love letter:
Mari deer Puspa,
U r que tea,
luv lee,
sack sea,
on nest,
a tract thief,
cheer fool,
soup pub &
u r very press yes..
Tharo lower,
Comeless...
- By www.WapSMS.in

What did d fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What did d fish say when he hit a
concrete wall? "Dam"!!
- By www.WapSMS.in

"Dosto se problem share krna achha hota hai. ..

"Dosto se problem share krna
achha hota hai.
..
"Isliye nhi ki wo use solve
krte hai Par
..
Sale aise-aise solutions dete h
ki hm problm hi bhul jate hai...
- By www.WapSMS.in

Proposal of 4th class boy to 7th class girl Boy

Proposal of 4th class boy to 7th class girl

Boy-I love u.

Girl-Stupid I am older than u

Boy-I am mad in your love,

Girl-Get lost

boy-Didi plzzz..set ho jao
- By www.WapSMS.in

Love is not a joke, Love is not a game, Once you

Love is not a joke, Love is not a game,
Once you fall in love, You will never be
the same. . .
Love is never-ending, Love is never
wrong,
Love can make you weak, Love can
make you strong. . .
Love is more than words, Love is more
thanks giving,
Love can make you cry, Love can make
you sing. . .
Love is always true, Love is always kind,
Love is something that happens, Not
something that you find. .
- By www.WapSMS.in