For Married Men
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Kabi bahut Dukhi ho to apni Shadi ka Video ulta chala k dekhna
Maza ayega
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BV Apki Ungli se Ring utaregi,Car se niklegi & Mayke chali jayegi!
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Friday 30 November 2012
Pyar karne wale marte nahi mar diye jate he.....
Pyar karne wale marte nahi mar diye jate he.....
hindu kahete he jalaa do...
muslim kahete he dafnado...
koy nahi kaheta ki milado inhe...
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hindu kahete he jalaa do...
muslim kahete he dafnado...
koy nahi kaheta ki milado inhe...
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Dear SRK, tera wo bakwas romance karna.... Ter
Dear SRK,
tera wo bakwas romance karna....
Tera wo itna buddha hokar bhi kat ko kiss karna ....
Wo tera boring acting karna....
Wo teri slow story ko aur slow karna...
Woh tera 3 ghante mera timewaste karna...
Nahi bhuligi mai...
Jab tak hai Jaan
Jab tak hai jaan...
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tera wo bakwas romance karna....
Tera wo itna buddha hokar bhi kat ko kiss karna ....
Wo tera boring acting karna....
Wo teri slow story ko aur slow karna...
Woh tera 3 ghante mera timewaste karna...
Nahi bhuligi mai...
Jab tak hai Jaan
Jab tak hai jaan...
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Thursday 29 November 2012
Kabhi pehli baar school jane me darr lagta tha, A
Kabhi pehli baar school jane me darr lagta tha,
Aaj har rasta khud hi chunte hai..!!
Kabhi mummy-papa ki har baat sacchi lagti thi,
Aaj unhi se jhuth bolte hai..!!
Kabhi chhoti si chot kitna rulati thi,
Aaj dil toot jata hai phir b sambhaljate hai !!
Ek din tension ka meaning maa se puchna padta tha,
Or aaj tension pr book likh sakte hai..!!
Sach, zindagi ne bahut kuch sikha diya..!
Na jaane humko itna bada kyun bana diya..!
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Aaj har rasta khud hi chunte hai..!!
Kabhi mummy-papa ki har baat sacchi lagti thi,
Aaj unhi se jhuth bolte hai..!!
Kabhi chhoti si chot kitna rulati thi,
Aaj dil toot jata hai phir b sambhaljate hai !!
Ek din tension ka meaning maa se puchna padta tha,
Or aaj tension pr book likh sakte hai..!!
Sach, zindagi ne bahut kuch sikha diya..!
Na jaane humko itna bada kyun bana diya..!
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Hawa kehti hai dosti kar.... fiza kehti hai pyar
Hawa kehti hai dosti kar....
fiza kehti hai pyar kar....
Dil kehta hai shadi kar....
par
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par
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parents kehte hai. bakwas band kar....
aur pehle saari backs clear kr
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fiza kehti hai pyar kar....
Dil kehta hai shadi kar....
par
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par
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parents kehte hai. bakwas band kar....
aur pehle saari backs clear kr
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Machliya Pani Se Bahar Aakar Mar Kyun Jati Hai?
Machliya Pani Se Bahar Aakar Mar Kyun Jati Hai?
Kyun ki
Unko ye Pata Nahi Hota Ki
Kisi Ke Saath Nazdikiyan,
Pehle Aadat,
Phir Jarurat,
Aur Phir Zindagi Ban Jati Hai,
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Kyun ki
Unko ye Pata Nahi Hota Ki
Kisi Ke Saath Nazdikiyan,
Pehle Aadat,
Phir Jarurat,
Aur Phir Zindagi Ban Jati Hai,
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Wo aati hai mujhe staane ke liye, Me jaata hun us
Wo aati hai mujhe staane ke liye,
Me jaata hun use manane ke liye,
Wo kahti hai tum mujhse pyar nahi karte,
Or me kahta hun ki tere siva hum kisi or ko yaad nahi krte,
Usne mujhe chod diya kisi or ke liye,
Or humne bi chod di duniya sirf usi ke liye.
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Me jaata hun use manane ke liye,
Wo kahti hai tum mujhse pyar nahi karte,
Or me kahta hun ki tere siva hum kisi or ko yaad nahi krte,
Usne mujhe chod diya kisi or ke liye,
Or humne bi chod di duniya sirf usi ke liye.
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Ladkiya To Hajar He Par Uske Jaisa Koi Nhi, Khubs
Ladkiya To Hajar He Par Uske Jaisa Koi Nhi,
Khubsurti Beshumar He Par Uske Jaisa Koi Nhi,
Duniya Vakt Ke Sath Biti Bate Bhul Jaati He,
Bhulau To Chije Hajar He Par Uske Jaisa Koi Nhi.
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Khubsurti Beshumar He Par Uske Jaisa Koi Nhi,
Duniya Vakt Ke Sath Biti Bate Bhul Jaati He,
Bhulau To Chije Hajar He Par Uske Jaisa Koi Nhi.
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Ladke sab se jyada confuse kb hote hai? . . .
Ladke sab se jyada confuse kb
hote hai?
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Jab ladkiya puchti hai ki mai kesi
lag rahi hu
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hote hai?
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Jab ladkiya puchti hai ki mai kesi
lag rahi hu
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Tuesday 27 November 2012
Har pal har waqt har din har lamha har aah
Har pal
har waqt
har din
har lamha
har aahat
har ehsas
aur
dil ki har dhadkan keh rahi he "kya thand re baaaaawaaaaa"
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har waqt
har din
har lamha
har aahat
har ehsas
aur
dil ki har dhadkan keh rahi he "kya thand re baaaaawaaaaa"
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Har pal har waqt har din har lamha har aah
Har pal
har waqt
har din
har lamha
har aahat
har ehsas
aur
dil ki har dhadkan keh rahi he "kya thand re baaaaawaaaaa"
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har waqt
har din
har lamha
har aahat
har ehsas
aur
dil ki har dhadkan keh rahi he "kya thand re baaaaawaaaaa"
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बहà¥à¤¤ à¤à¤¦à¤¾à¤¸ हॠà¤à¥à¤ तà¥à
बहà¥à¤¤ उदास हॠकà¥&lsqauo;ठतेरे जाने से;
हà¥&lsqauo; सके तà¥&lsqauo; लौट आ किसॠबहाने से;
तू लाख खफा सहॠपर à¤à¤• बार तà¥&lsqauo; देख;
कितना कचरा जमा हॠतेरे न आने से!
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हà¥&lsqauo; सके तà¥&lsqauo; लौट आ किसॠबहाने से;
तू लाख खफा सहॠपर à¤à¤• बार तà¥&lsqauo; देख;
कितना कचरा जमा हॠतेरे न आने से!
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हर à¤à¤²à¥à¤à¤¾à¤® à¤à¤¾ हà¤à¤¦à¤¾à¤° à
हर इलà¥à¤œà¤¾à¤® का हकदार वà¥&lsqauo; हमे बना जाते हà¥,
हर खता कि सजा वà¥&lsqauo; हमे सà¥à¤¨à¤¾ जाते हà¥,
हम हरबार खामà¥&lsqauo;श रह जाते हà¥,
कà¥à¤¯à¥&lsqauo;कॠवà¥&lsqauo; अपना हà¥&lsqauo;ने का हक जता जाते हà¥.
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हर खता कि सजा वà¥&lsqauo; हमे सà¥à¤¨à¤¾ जाते हà¥,
हम हरबार खामà¥&lsqauo;श रह जाते हà¥,
कà¥à¤¯à¥&lsqauo;कॠवà¥&lsqauo; अपना हà¥&lsqauo;ने का हक जता जाते हà¥.
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तà¥à¤°à¥ बà¥à¤µà¤«à¤¾à¤ मॠदिल à
तेरॠबेवफाठमे दिल बेकरार हॠना करà¥,
तू हà¥à¤•à¥à¤® दे तà¥&lsqauo; तेरा इनà¥à¤¤à¥‡à¤œà¤¼à¤¾à¤° हॠना करà¥,
तू बेवफा हॠतà¥&lsqauo; कà¥à¤› इस कदà¥à¤° बेवफा कर,
के तेरे बाद मे किसॠà¤"र से पà¥à¤¯à¤¾à¤° हॠना करà¥.
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तू हà¥à¤•à¥à¤® दे तà¥&lsqauo; तेरा इनà¥à¤¤à¥‡à¤œà¤¼à¤¾à¤° हॠना करà¥,
तू बेवफा हॠतà¥&lsqauo; कà¥à¤› इस कदà¥à¤° बेवफा कर,
के तेरे बाद मे किसॠà¤"र से पà¥à¤¯à¤¾à¤° हॠना करà¥.
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हर नà¤à¤¼à¤° à¤à¥ 1 निà¤à¤¾à¤¹ à¤à¤
हर नज़र कà¥&lsqauo; 1 निगाह का हक़ हà¥,
हर नूर कà¥&lsqauo; 1 आह का हक़ हà¥.
हम à¤à¥ दिल लेकर आये हॠइस दà¥à¤¨à¤¿à¤¯à¤¾ में,
हमे à¤à¥ तà¥&lsqauo; 1 गà¥à¤¨à¤¾à¤¹ करने का हक़ हà¥
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हर नूर कà¥&lsqauo; 1 आह का हक़ हà¥.
हम à¤à¥ दिल लेकर आये हॠइस दà¥à¤¨à¤¿à¤¯à¤¾ में,
हमे à¤à¥ तà¥&lsqauo; 1 गà¥à¤¨à¤¾à¤¹ करने का हक़ हà¥
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सितम à¤à¥ हमनॠबà¥à¤°à¥à¤à¥
सितम कà¥&lsqauo; हमने बेरà¥à¤–ॠसमà¤à¤¾,
पà¥à¤¯à¤¾à¤° कà¥&lsqauo; हमने बंदगॠसमà¤à¤¾,
तà¥à¤® चाहे हमे जà¥&lsqauo; à¤à¥ समà¤à¥&lsqauo;,
हमने तà¥&lsqauo; तà¥à¤®à¥à¤¹à¥‡ अपनॠज़िनà¥à¤¦à¤—ॠसमà¤à¤¾.
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पà¥à¤¯à¤¾à¤° कà¥&lsqauo; हमने बंदगॠसमà¤à¤¾,
तà¥à¤® चाहे हमे जà¥&lsqauo; à¤à¥ समà¤à¥&lsqauo;,
हमने तà¥&lsqauo; तà¥à¤®à¥à¤¹à¥‡ अपनॠज़िनà¥à¤¦à¤—ॠसमà¤à¤¾.
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Monday 26 November 2012
हसà¥à¤ à¤à¥à¤¹à¤°à¥ पर à¤à¤à¥ à¤à
हसà¥à¤‚ चेहरे पर कà¤à¥ à¤à¤¤à¤¬à¤¾à¤° ना करना,
तà¥&lsqauo;ड देते हà¥à¤‚ दिल कà¤à¥ पà¥à¤¯à¤¾à¤° ना करना,
हॠगà¥à¤œà¤¾à¤°à¤¿à¤¶ सबसे मेरà¥, मर जाà¤"गे,
वà¥&lsqauo; ना आयेंगे कà¤à¥ इंतजार ना करना..
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तà¥&lsqauo;ड देते हà¥à¤‚ दिल कà¤à¥ पà¥à¤¯à¤¾à¤° ना करना,
हॠगà¥à¤œà¤¾à¤°à¤¿à¤¶ सबसे मेरà¥, मर जाà¤"गे,
वà¥&lsqauo; ना आयेंगे कà¤à¥ इंतजार ना करना..
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रसà¥à¤®à¥à¤ रिवाठà¤à¥ à¤à¥ à
रसà¥à¤®à¥&lsqauo;ं रिवाज कॠजà¥&lsqauo; परवाह करते हà¥à¤‚,
पà¥à¤¯à¤¾à¤° में वà¥&lsqauo; लà¥&lsqauo;ग गà¥à¤¨à¤¾à¤¹ करते हà¥à¤‚
इशà¥à¤• वà¥&lsqauo; जà¥à¤¨à¥‚न हॠजिसमें दà¥à¤µà¤¾à¤¨à¥‡
अपनॠखà¥à¤¶à¥ से खà¥à¤¦ कà¥&lsqauo; तबाह करते हà¥à¤‚।
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पà¥à¤¯à¤¾à¤° में वà¥&lsqauo; लà¥&lsqauo;ग गà¥à¤¨à¤¾à¤¹ करते हà¥à¤‚
इशà¥à¤• वà¥&lsqauo; जà¥à¤¨à¥‚न हॠजिसमें दà¥à¤µà¤¾à¤¨à¥‡
अपनॠखà¥à¤¶à¥ से खà¥à¤¦ कà¥&lsqauo; तबाह करते हà¥à¤‚।
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दà¥à¤¨à¥à¤ à¤à¤à¥à¤ मॠठशà¥à¤ à
दà¥&lsqauo;नà¥&lsqauo;ं आखà¥&lsqauo;ं मे अशà¥à¤• दिया करते हà¥à¤‚
हम अपनॠनà¥à¤‚द तेरे नाम किया करते हà¥
जब à¤à¥ पलक à¤à¤ªà¤•à¥‡ तà¥à¤®à¥à¤¹à¤¾à¤°à¥ समठलेना
हम तà¥à¤®à¥à¤¹à¥‡ याद किया करते हà¥à¤‚
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हम अपनॠनà¥à¤‚द तेरे नाम किया करते हà¥
जब à¤à¥ पलक à¤à¤ªà¤•à¥‡ तà¥à¤®à¥à¤¹à¤¾à¤°à¥ समठलेना
हम तà¥à¤®à¥à¤¹à¥‡ याद किया करते हà¥à¤‚
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हाथà¥à¤ à¤à¥ लà¤à¥à¤°à¥à¤ मà¥à¤
हाथà¥&lsqauo;ं कॠलकà¥à¤°à¥&lsqauo;ं मà¥à¤‚ किसà¥à¤®à¤¤ हà¥&lsqauo;तॠहà¥
मिलना à¤"र à¤à¥‚ल जाना लà¥&lsqauo;गà¥&lsqauo; कॠफितरत हà¥&lsqauo;तॠहà¥,
बिखरता तà¥&lsqauo; हर कà¥&lsqauo;ठहॠदरà¥à¤¦ में,
मगर गम à¤à¥à¤²à¤¾à¤¨à¤¾ इंसान कॠजरà¥à¤°à¤¤ हà¥&lsqauo;तॠहà¥.
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मिलना à¤"र à¤à¥‚ल जाना लà¥&lsqauo;गà¥&lsqauo; कॠफितरत हà¥&lsqauo;तॠहà¥,
बिखरता तà¥&lsqauo; हर कà¥&lsqauo;ठहॠदरà¥à¤¦ में,
मगर गम à¤à¥à¤²à¤¾à¤¨à¤¾ इंसान कॠजरà¥à¤°à¤¤ हà¥&lsqauo;तॠहà¥.
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दिल नॠà¤à¤¹à¤¾ याद à¤à¤°à¤¤à¥
दिल ने कहा याद करते रहना,
मन हॠमन बात करते रहना,
वà¥&lsqauo; हमारे दिल कॠफरियाद सà¥à¤¨à¥‡ ना सà¥à¤¨à¥‡,
अपना तà¥&lsqauo; फ़रà¥à¤œà¤¼ हॠउनà¥à¤¹à¥‡ याद करते रहना
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मन हॠमन बात करते रहना,
वà¥&lsqauo; हमारे दिल कॠफरियाद सà¥à¤¨à¥‡ ना सà¥à¤¨à¥‡,
अपना तà¥&lsqauo; फ़रà¥à¤œà¤¼ हॠउनà¥à¤¹à¥‡ याद करते रहना
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Sunday 25 November 2012
दरà¥à¤¦ दà¥à¤¨à¥ à¤à¤¾ ठà¤à¤¦à¤¾à¤ à
दरà¥à¤¦ देने का अंदाज कà¥à¤› à¤à¤¸à¤¾ हà¥
दरà¥à¤¦ दे कर कहते हॠअब हाल कà¥à¤¸à¤¾ हà¥
ज़हर दे कर कहते हॠअब पà¥à¤¨à¤¾ हà¥&lsqauo;गा
जब पॠलिठतà¥&lsqauo; कहते हॠअब जà¥à¤¨à¤¾ हà¥&lsqauo;गा
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दरà¥à¤¦ दे कर कहते हॠअब हाल कà¥à¤¸à¤¾ हà¥
ज़हर दे कर कहते हॠअब पà¥à¤¨à¤¾ हà¥&lsqauo;गा
जब पॠलिठतà¥&lsqauo; कहते हॠअब जà¥à¤¨à¤¾ हà¥&lsqauo;गा
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Mujrim Ne Apne Pathan Vakeel Ko Kaha: Koshish Kar
Mujrim Ne Apne Pathan Vakeel Ko Kaha:
Koshish Karna Umar Qaid Ho Phansi Na Ho
Vakeel: Tum Chinta Mat Karo
Court Ke Baad Mujrim Kya Hua?
Pathan: Bahut Mushkil Se Umar Qaid Karwai,
Adalat To Riha Kar Rahi Thi.
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Koshish Karna Umar Qaid Ho Phansi Na Ho
Vakeel: Tum Chinta Mat Karo
Court Ke Baad Mujrim Kya Hua?
Pathan: Bahut Mushkil Se Umar Qaid Karwai,
Adalat To Riha Kar Rahi Thi.
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Ladkiya To Hajar He Par Uske Jaisa Koi Nhi, Khubs
Ladkiya To Hajar He Par Uske Jaisa Koi Nhi,
Khubsurti Beshumar He Par Uske Jaisa Koi Nhi,
Duniya Vakt Ke Sath Biti Bate Bhul Jaati He,
Bhulau To Chije Hajar He Par Uske Jaisa Koi Nhi
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Khubsurti Beshumar He Par Uske Jaisa Koi Nhi,
Duniya Vakt Ke Sath Biti Bate Bhul Jaati He,
Bhulau To Chije Hajar He Par Uske Jaisa Koi Nhi
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Acha dost zindgi ko jannat banata h Islye Meri
Acha dost zindgi ko jannat banata h
Islye Meri qadar kia karo,
Warna fir kehte firoge
Behti hawa sa tha wo
Yaar hmara tha wo,
Kaha gya use dhundo...
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Islye Meri qadar kia karo,
Warna fir kehte firoge
Behti hawa sa tha wo
Yaar hmara tha wo,
Kaha gya use dhundo...
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khuda kare ki zindagi me ye mukaam aaye Khuda kar
khuda kare ki zindagi me ye mukaam aaye
Khuda kare ki zindagi me ye mukaam aaye...
Tujhe bhool ne ki dua karu aur dua me tera naam aaye....
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Khuda kare ki zindagi me ye mukaam aaye...
Tujhe bhool ne ki dua karu aur dua me tera naam aaye....
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Top shayries: Teri adao pe mai jaun waari waari..
Top shayries:
Teri adao pe mai jaun waari waari..
Dial 139 for railway enquiry
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Na jine ki arzu na marne ka khauf
The number u r trying is
switchd off...
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Teri adao pe mai jaun waari waari..
Dial 139 for railway enquiry
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Na jine ki arzu na marne ka khauf
The number u r trying is
switchd off...
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If ur world is spining Round &Round..& Round...Ur
If ur world is spining Round
&Round..& Round...Ur heart is
beating fast ,do u think its LOVE?
na Munna na its called high B/P...
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&Round..& Round...Ur heart is
beating fast ,do u think its LOVE?
na Munna na its called high B/P...
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Saturday 24 November 2012
Once in a soap industry in Japan, The soap cover
Once in a soap industry in Japan,
The soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it
i.e empty box.
To avoid the problem in the future Engineers purchased X-Ray machine of 60 thousand dollars to check whether soap is Packed in every cover or not in assembly line.
Same problem occurred in India..
What did they do?
Indian Engineers simply put a fan beside d assembly line &
Empty boxes were flown away!
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The soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it
i.e empty box.
To avoid the problem in the future Engineers purchased X-Ray machine of 60 thousand dollars to check whether soap is Packed in every cover or not in assembly line.
Same problem occurred in India..
What did they do?
Indian Engineers simply put a fan beside d assembly line &
Empty boxes were flown away!
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â"Pyar krne se kuch milta nhi, Khwab dekhne se
â"Pyar krne se kuch milta nhi,
Khwab dekhne se ful khita nhi,
aazmalo kismat chahe kitni bar magar,
nsib me na ho wo kabhi mita nhi...."
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Khwab dekhne se ful khita nhi,
aazmalo kismat chahe kitni bar magar,
nsib me na ho wo kabhi mita nhi...."
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Girl to hr Blind BF : Kash tum dehk saktey ke m
Girl to hr Blind BF :
Kash tum dehk saktey ke main kitni khubsurat hu..
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BF : Itni khubsurat hoti toh kya Aankh wale Tujhe Mere liye chhod jaate..
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Kamini andha hu chu**ya nahi..
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Kash tum dehk saktey ke main kitni khubsurat hu..
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BF : Itni khubsurat hoti toh kya Aankh wale Tujhe Mere liye chhod jaate..
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Kamini andha hu chu**ya nahi..
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tere status ki wo namkeen baaten, tere sms se wo
tere status ki wo namkeen baaten,
tere sms se wo mulaakaten,
Nahi bhulunga me,
Jab Tak Hai Facebook
Jab tak Hai Facebooke
Wo tera like karke cmnt na krna,
Wo tera sms ka rply na krna,
Nahi bhulunga me,
Jab Tak Hai Facebook
Jab Tak Hai Facebook
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tere sms se wo mulaakaten,
Nahi bhulunga me,
Jab Tak Hai Facebook
Jab tak Hai Facebooke
Wo tera like karke cmnt na krna,
Wo tera sms ka rply na krna,
Nahi bhulunga me,
Jab Tak Hai Facebook
Jab Tak Hai Facebook
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For those girls who say that 'mere piche bahut se
For those girls who say that 'mere piche bahut se ladke pade huye hai'
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They always should remember that low price always attract customer
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They always should remember that low price always attract customer
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Jawani K Din Chamkile Ho Gaye Aur Husn K Tewar
Jawani K Din Chamkile Ho Gaye
Aur Husn K Tewar Nukile Ho Gaye,
Hum Izhaar Karne me Thode Dhiile Ho Gaye,
Aur Unke Haath Peele Ho Gaye.
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Aur Husn K Tewar Nukile Ho Gaye,
Hum Izhaar Karne me Thode Dhiile Ho Gaye,
Aur Unke Haath Peele Ho Gaye.
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Asman me hajaro tare he magar hame suraj hi roshan
Asman me hajaro tare he magar hame suraj hi roshani deta he.
Gulsan me fulo to hajaro magar gulab hi hame mahek deta he.
phalo me phal to hajaro he magar aam hi hame bhaata he.
dunia me dost to hajaro he magar tum hi hame yaad aate ho.
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Gulsan me fulo to hajaro magar gulab hi hame mahek deta he.
phalo me phal to hajaro he magar aam hi hame bhaata he.
dunia me dost to hajaro he magar tum hi hame yaad aate ho.
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Dosto ki mahefil me ek jaam ho jaye. Dosti pe mar
Dosto ki mahefil me ek jaam ho jaye.
Dosti pe marne walo me ek naam ho jaye.
Koi kahe ki tum apne dost ko kya doge.
To bata dena ki hum dosti ke naam hamari jaan bhi gava denge
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Dosti pe marne walo me ek naam ho jaye.
Koi kahe ki tum apne dost ko kya doge.
To bata dena ki hum dosti ke naam hamari jaan bhi gava denge
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Friday 23 November 2012
Barsaat k Badal awaz nhi karte Kimti palon ko y
Barsaat k Badal awaz nhi karte
Kimti palon ko yuhi brbad nhi krte.
Zindgi me kuch log aise b hote he.
Agr unhe preshan na kro to wo yad nhi krte.
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Kimti palon ko yuhi brbad nhi krte.
Zindgi me kuch log aise b hote he.
Agr unhe preshan na kro to wo yad nhi krte.
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Sundar Tha Is Qadar Ke Mehsoos Naa Hua.. Kese, Ka
Sundar Tha Is Qadar Ke Mehsoos Naa Hua..
Kese, Kahan Aur Kab Mera Bachpan Chala gaya..
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Kese, Kahan Aur Kab Mera Bachpan Chala gaya..
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Ha mera har lamha chura liya aapne, Ankho ko ek n
Ha mera har lamha chura liya aapne,
Ankho ko ek nyi chand dikha diya apne,
Hume zindagi di kisi aur ne,
Par itna pyar dekar jeena sikhaya aapne
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Ankho ko ek nyi chand dikha diya apne,
Hume zindagi di kisi aur ne,
Par itna pyar dekar jeena sikhaya aapne
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Pyaar Mein Milna Zaruri Nahi, Pyaar Mein Izhaar B
Pyaar Mein Milna Zaruri Nahi,
Pyaar Mein Izhaar Bhi Zaruri Nahi,
Zaruri Sirf Ehsaas Hai Jo Zindagi Sawarde,
Unhe Pana Ya Na Pana Zaruri Nhi
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Pyaar Mein Izhaar Bhi Zaruri Nahi,
Zaruri Sirf Ehsaas Hai Jo Zindagi Sawarde,
Unhe Pana Ya Na Pana Zaruri Nhi
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Thursday 22 November 2012
Jab kuch sapne adhure rah jate hai, tab dil k dar
Jab kuch sapne adhure rah jate hai,
tab dil k dard ansu banker bhejate hai,
jo khte hai ki hm sirf apke hai,
pata nhi wo kaise alvida keh jate hai
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tab dil k dard ansu banker bhejate hai,
jo khte hai ki hm sirf apke hai,
pata nhi wo kaise alvida keh jate hai
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Unse door jaane ka irada naa tha Sada saath rehne
Unse door jaane ka irada naa tha
Sada saath rehne ka wada bhi naa tha
Vo yaad nahi karega jante the hum
Par itni jaldi bhool jayega andaaza naa tha!!
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Sada saath rehne ka wada bhi naa tha
Vo yaad nahi karega jante the hum
Par itni jaldi bhool jayega andaaza naa tha!!
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Har roz koi khuwaab toot jata hai, Har roz koi ap
Har roz koi khuwaab toot jata hai,
Har roz koi apna rooth jata hai,
Na jane meri Qismat main kya hai,
Jise main yaad karon wohi mujhy bhool jata hai
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Har roz koi apna rooth jata hai,
Na jane meri Qismat main kya hai,
Jise main yaad karon wohi mujhy bhool jata hai
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Dosti jindagi ki ek kadi hoti hai, badi mushkil s
Dosti jindagi ki ek kadi hoti hai,
badi mushkil se yah imarat khadi hoti hai,
nibhane valo ki kami hai varana,
dosti to pyar se bhi badi hoti hai
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badi mushkil se yah imarat khadi hoti hai,
nibhane valo ki kami hai varana,
dosti to pyar se bhi badi hoti hai
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Khuda ne mujse kaha. "Bande. DOST na bana,tu DHO
Khuda ne mujse kaha.
"Bande.
DOST na bana,tu DHOKHA kha jayega"
Maine kaha
"Ae khuda,Tu msg padhne wale se mil to sahi,Tu bhi Dhokhe se uska DOST ban jayega"
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"Bande.
DOST na bana,tu DHOKHA kha jayega"
Maine kaha
"Ae khuda,Tu msg padhne wale se mil to sahi,Tu bhi Dhokhe se uska DOST ban jayega"
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Shaam hui to uski yaad aayi, Uske sath guzre har
Shaam hui to uski yaad aayi,
Uske sath guzre har pal ki yaad aayi,
Ab to bina uske meri aankh bhar aayi,
Aankho ko bnd kiya to uski tasveer bn aayi,
use dekh ke dil ne li angdaai,
Mere hothon se ek Or halki muskan nikal aayi.
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Uske sath guzre har pal ki yaad aayi,
Ab to bina uske meri aankh bhar aayi,
Aankho ko bnd kiya to uski tasveer bn aayi,
use dekh ke dil ne li angdaai,
Mere hothon se ek Or halki muskan nikal aayi.
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Wednesday 21 November 2012
Face pe apke gajab ki smile hai, Suna hai apke pa
Face pe apke gajab ki smile hai,
Suna hai apke paas ek pc hai aur usame ek sms ki file hai,
Phir bhi WAPSMS pe sms nahi karte ye kaun sa style hai.
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Suna hai apke paas ek pc hai aur usame ek sms ki file hai,
Phir bhi WAPSMS pe sms nahi karte ye kaun sa style hai.
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Risk but Lucky is my life Posible is my love Imp
Risk but Lucky is my life
Posible is my love
Imposible is my aim
Dangerous is my game
Don't play with me bcoz...
Lion is my nickname.
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Posible is my love
Imposible is my aim
Dangerous is my game
Don't play with me bcoz...
Lion is my nickname.
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Sir: samajh tujhe 10 laddu diye. Student: Mujhe..
Sir: samajh tujhe 10 laddu diye.
Student: Mujhe....???????
Sir: samajhne me tere bap ka kya jata hai..
Usme se 5 laddu maine le liye to bata tere pas kitna bacha...????
Student: 20.
Sir: kaise...????
Student: samajhne me tere bap ka kya jata hai.!!!!
TEACHER SHOCKED
STUDENT ROCKED
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Student: Mujhe....???????
Sir: samajhne me tere bap ka kya jata hai..
Usme se 5 laddu maine le liye to bata tere pas kitna bacha...????
Student: 20.
Sir: kaise...????
Student: samajhne me tere bap ka kya jata hai.!!!!
TEACHER SHOCKED
STUDENT ROCKED
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Sir: samajh tujhe 10 laddu diye. Student: Mujhe..
Sir: samajh tujhe 10 laddu diye.
Student: Mujhe....???????
Sir: samajhne me tere bap ka kya jata hai..
Usme se 5 laddu maine le liye to bata tere pas kitna bacha...????
Student: 20.
Sir: kaise...????
Student: samajhne me tere bap ka kya jata hai.!!!!
TEACHER SHOCKED
STUDENT ROCKED
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Student: Mujhe....???????
Sir: samajhne me tere bap ka kya jata hai..
Usme se 5 laddu maine le liye to bata tere pas kitna bacha...????
Student: 20.
Sir: kaise...????
Student: samajhne me tere bap ka kya jata hai.!!!!
TEACHER SHOCKED
STUDENT ROCKED
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Musibat Mein Kabhi Kisi Se Madad Mat Maango, Kyon
Musibat Mein Kabhi Kisi Se Madad Mat Maango,
Kyon Ki Musibat 4 Din Ki Hai,
Aur Ehsaan Zindagi Bhar Ka..
Always Trust on urself
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Kyon Ki Musibat 4 Din Ki Hai,
Aur Ehsaan Zindagi Bhar Ka..
Always Trust on urself
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Ek ladki roz ek gali se gujra karti thi, apne che
Ek ladki roz ek gali se gujra karti thi,
apne chere ko nakab se dhaka rakhti thi.
Ek ladka uspe marta tha,
sayad wo use dil se payar karta tha.
Ek din ladki ne us ladke ke padosi se pucha,
kaha gaya wo aashik?
To usne bataya aapko aane me der ho gai,
us diwane ki kal raat mot ho gai?
Padosi ne apna frz nibhaya,
ladki ko kabr tak le gaya.
Ladki kabr par rone lagi
apne ansu se kabr ko dhone lagi.
Kabr se aawaz aayi"A khuda ye kesa inklab aya he, aaj me parde me hu or mera mehbub benakab aya he."
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apne chere ko nakab se dhaka rakhti thi.
Ek ladka uspe marta tha,
sayad wo use dil se payar karta tha.
Ek din ladki ne us ladke ke padosi se pucha,
kaha gaya wo aashik?
To usne bataya aapko aane me der ho gai,
us diwane ki kal raat mot ho gai?
Padosi ne apna frz nibhaya,
ladki ko kabr tak le gaya.
Ladki kabr par rone lagi
apne ansu se kabr ko dhone lagi.
Kabr se aawaz aayi"A khuda ye kesa inklab aya he, aaj me parde me hu or mera mehbub benakab aya he."
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BOY- ghire baadlon me teri yad ati h, sawan k aan
BOY- ghire baadlon me teri yad ati h,
sawan k aane se teri yad aati h,
barish k bundo me teri yad ati h.
GIRL- Ha janti hu teri chhatri deni h,
Taane mat maar.
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sawan k aane se teri yad aati h,
barish k bundo me teri yad ati h.
GIRL- Ha janti hu teri chhatri deni h,
Taane mat maar.
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Har lafz me matlab hota hai. har matlab me fark h
Har lafz me matlab hota hai.
har matlab me fark hota hai.
sab kehte he k hum haste bahut hai.
lekin hasne walo k dil me hi dard hota hai.
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har matlab me fark hota hai.
sab kehte he k hum haste bahut hai.
lekin hasne walo k dil me hi dard hota hai.
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Monday 19 November 2012
â3 ways to catch the tiger... Newton: allow the
â3 ways to catch the tiger...
Newton: allow the tiger to catch u& catch it..
Einstein: chase until it became tired then catch...
Police: catch a cat & beat until it accepts that it is tiger.....
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Newton: allow the tiger to catch u& catch it..
Einstein: chase until it became tired then catch...
Police: catch a cat & beat until it accepts that it is tiger.....
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Height of ambition . . . . . . . An ant cl
Height of ambition
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An ant climing on the leg of elephant with a motive of rape
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An ant climing on the leg of elephant with a motive of rape
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Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears, wen i m wori
Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,
wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,
wen i m happy no 1 c my smile
lekinâ¦
sala.
Ek ladki k saath ghoomay
to sab dekh lete hai..
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wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,
wen i m happy no 1 c my smile
lekinâ¦
sala.
Ek ladki k saath ghoomay
to sab dekh lete hai..
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Apple: i look like the human heart Mango: i loo
Apple: i look like the human heart
Mango: i look like a stomach
Grapes: i look like eyes
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Banana: I hate this game
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Mango: i look like a stomach
Grapes: i look like eyes
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Banana: I hate this game
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One of the best misconception in school/college li
One of the best misconception in school/college life:
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Teachers think sending student out of the class is a punishment...
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Teachers think sending student out of the class is a punishment...
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Sunday 18 November 2012
SWEET thinking, Kisi pe us had tak bhrosa kro, k
SWEET thinking,
Kisi pe us had tak bhrosa kro,
ki apko dhoka dene me use khud shram mehsus ho.
or
us had tak uska dhyan rakho,
ki vo khud apko khone se dare.
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Kisi pe us had tak bhrosa kro,
ki apko dhoka dene me use khud shram mehsus ho.
or
us had tak uska dhyan rakho,
ki vo khud apko khone se dare.
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Kisi ne hamein aashiq kaha, kisi ne hamein deewan
Kisi ne hamein aashiq kaha,
kisi ne hamein deewana kaha,
In aakhon mein aansu tab aaye
jab apno ne hamein begana kaha
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kisi ne hamein deewana kaha,
In aakhon mein aansu tab aaye
jab apno ne hamein begana kaha
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Success isn't a matter of being d best & winning
Success isn't a matter of being d best
& winning d race.
Success is a matter
of handling d worst
& still finishing d race.
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& winning d race.
Success is a matter
of handling d worst
& still finishing d race.
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Sometime V struggle thru a tasteless coffee till l
Sometime V struggle thru a tasteless coffee till last sip & V find sugar lying at d end!
â˜THATS LIFEâ™
Always sweet ened but sometimes not stirred well!
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â˜THATS LIFEâ™
Always sweet ened but sometimes not stirred well!
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Thursday 15 November 2012
Height of literacy - A policeman saw a beggar cry
Height of literacy -
A policeman saw a beggar crying.
Policeman - wats the matter ?
Beggar - Matter is anything that has mass and occupies space !!
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A policeman saw a beggar crying.
Policeman - wats the matter ?
Beggar - Matter is anything that has mass and occupies space !!
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TEACHER: Last year u were in love with that girl
TEACHER:
Last year u were in love with that girl
&
this year u r in love with other...!
What do u think of urself?
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Student:
SEMESTER change.
SYLLABUS change
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Last year u were in love with that girl
&
this year u r in love with other...!
What do u think of urself?
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Student:
SEMESTER change.
SYLLABUS change
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Epic conversation on facebook chat: Boy: Call m
Epic conversation on facebook chat:
Boy: Call me darling..
GirL: Darling..:*
B: Call me honey..
G: Honey.
B: For God's sake, 'CALL ME' you idiot...!>:O
G: Oh ok ok...!!
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Boy: Call me darling..
GirL: Darling..:*
B: Call me honey..
G: Honey.
B: For God's sake, 'CALL ME' you idiot...!>:O
G: Oh ok ok...!!
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Lady Teacher: Mujhe Bachon ki Shakal se pata lag j
Lady Teacher: Mujhe Bachon ki Shakal se pata lag jaata hai ki Unke Dimag mai kya Chal raha hai.
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Student:"Fir bhi Ap Apna Dupatta sahi nahi kr rahi ho!
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Student:"Fir bhi Ap Apna Dupatta sahi nahi kr rahi ho!
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Ye dost saale hote hi itne kmine hai... Humse lad
Ye dost saale hote hi itne kmine hai...
Humse ladte rhenge zindgi bhar.Lekin hmare ek aansu pe inhi ki zindgi b tham jati hai,
Hme gaaliya b sunaenge lekin kahin hmne 2 labz pyar se bole to aankhe num kar denge,
Hmari har burai pe tokte rhenge lekin ek b achai dikh gyi to har taraf dhindora peet denge,
zindgi me dost nahi milte, doston me zindgi milti hai..
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Humse ladte rhenge zindgi bhar.Lekin hmare ek aansu pe inhi ki zindgi b tham jati hai,
Hme gaaliya b sunaenge lekin kahin hmne 2 labz pyar se bole to aankhe num kar denge,
Hmari har burai pe tokte rhenge lekin ek b achai dikh gyi to har taraf dhindora peet denge,
zindgi me dost nahi milte, doston me zindgi milti hai..
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Wednesday 14 November 2012
I absolutely treasure the wonderful relationship w
I absolutely treasure the wonderful relationship we share.
Itâ™s so precious,
unique & rare And when an occasion like Bhai Dooj comes along
I wish for you every happiness & pray that it lingers long HAPPY BHAI DOOJ..!!
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Itâ™s so precious,
unique & rare And when an occasion like Bhai Dooj comes along
I wish for you every happiness & pray that it lingers long HAPPY BHAI DOOJ..!!
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It means so much to have you around, As with your
It means so much to have you around,
As with your presence everything seems just so easy,
God may bless you bhaiya.
Happy Bhai Dooj....
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As with your presence everything seems just so easy,
God may bless you bhaiya.
Happy Bhai Dooj....
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To the outside world we all grow old, but we know
To the outside world we all grow old,
but we know each other as we always were.
We know each otherâ™s heart.
We live outside the touch of time.
Happy Bhai Dooj
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but we know each other as we always were.
We know each otherâ™s heart.
We live outside the touch of time.
Happy Bhai Dooj
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A happy Bhai Dooj! Grant that I May bring no tear
A happy Bhai Dooj!
Grant that I May bring no tear to any eye When this Bhai Dooj in time shall end
Let it be said Iâ™ve played the friend,
Have lived and loved and labored here,
And made of it a happy year.
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Grant that I May bring no tear to any eye When this Bhai Dooj in time shall end
Let it be said Iâ™ve played the friend,
Have lived and loved and labored here,
And made of it a happy year.
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Sky is blue, feel this hue, My love is for you Bh
Sky is blue, feel this hue,
My love is for you Bhaiyaâ¦always true.
Loads of good wishes for Bhai Dooj..!!
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My love is for you Bhaiyaâ¦always true.
Loads of good wishes for Bhai Dooj..!!
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We gain and lose things everyday. But trust me on
We gain and lose things everyday. But trust me on one thing.
Youâ™ll never lose me.
I will always be here.
Happy Bhai Dooj...!!
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Youâ™ll never lose me.
I will always be here.
Happy Bhai Dooj...!!
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Bhai Dooj is just an excuse for me to express myse
Bhai Dooj is just an excuse for me to express myself:
You mean the world to me.
Happy Bhai Dooj to my SWEET BROTHER
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You mean the world to me.
Happy Bhai Dooj to my SWEET BROTHER
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This is for the most wonderful sisters of this wor
This is for the most wonderful sisters of this world,
Thank u Sisteri for always being there on my side and for helping me in those infinite ways which I cannot even remember..
Happy Bhai Dooj
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Thank u Sisteri for always being there on my side and for helping me in those infinite ways which I cannot even remember..
Happy Bhai Dooj
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Monday 12 November 2012
Q: Do you know the value of a minute? A: Well
Q: Do you know the value of a minute?
A: Well it all depends on which side of the toilet door you are!
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A: Well it all depends on which side of the toilet door you are!
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Arranged marriage is "While u r walking unfortun
Arranged marriage is
"While u r walking unfortunately a snake bites u".
But Love marriage is
''Dancing in front of the snake & saying,"
Katle.. katle..
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"While u r walking unfortunately a snake bites u".
But Love marriage is
''Dancing in front of the snake & saying,"
Katle.. katle..
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Kids these days.. !! Teacher : sit in the first
Kids these days.. !!
Teacher : sit in the first bench
student : i dont want to sit there
teacher : y..?
student : because i dont want to see your ugly face in HD !!
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Teacher : sit in the first bench
student : i dont want to sit there
teacher : y..?
student : because i dont want to see your ugly face in HD !!
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Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens th
Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her Bedroom.
From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.
She reaches for a Baseball Bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.
Once she's done,she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
Husband says : "Hi Darling, Your parents have come to visit us, so let them stay in our bedroom.
Hope you said Hello to them.."
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From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.
She reaches for a Baseball Bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.
Once she's done,she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
Husband says : "Hi Darling, Your parents have come to visit us, so let them stay in our bedroom.
Hope you said Hello to them.."
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Aisi Bewafai Ke Mere Saath Usne..! Ke Mohabbat Bh
Aisi Bewafai Ke Mere Saath Usne..!
Ke Mohabbat Bhi Badnaam Ho Gai..!
Apni Mohabbat Ke Itni Kimat Wasool Ke Usne..!
Ke Meri Arthi Bhi Nilaam Ho Gai adi.!
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Ke Mohabbat Bhi Badnaam Ho Gai..!
Apni Mohabbat Ke Itni Kimat Wasool Ke Usne..!
Ke Meri Arthi Bhi Nilaam Ho Gai adi.!
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Diwali Ki Light... Karay Sab Ko Delight... Pakro
Diwali Ki Light...
Karay Sab Ko Delight...
Pakro Masti Ki Flight... Aur
Dhoom Machao diwali ki Night...
Happy Diwali ...!
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Karay Sab Ko Delight...
Pakro Masti Ki Flight... Aur
Dhoom Machao diwali ki Night...
Happy Diwali ...!
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dipo ki roshani charo taraf safaee masti ki uman
dipo ki roshani
charo taraf safaee
masti ki umang
sabke man me ayee
kal hai diwali
aaj narak chaturdashi ki badhaee
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charo taraf safaee
masti ki umang
sabke man me ayee
kal hai diwali
aaj narak chaturdashi ki badhaee
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Saturday 10 November 2012
G - Ghost I - In R - Real L - Life So Av
G - Ghost
I - In
R - Real
L - Life
So Avoid Girls
&
Forward Their Numbers To Me...
Don't Worry Abt My Life...
I'm A Professional...
GHOST RIDER...
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I - In
R - Real
L - Life
So Avoid Girls
&
Forward Their Numbers To Me...
Don't Worry Abt My Life...
I'm A Professional...
GHOST RIDER...
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" LAUGHING FACES DO NOT MEAN THAT THERE IS ABSENC
" LAUGHING FACES DO NOT MEAN THAT THERE IS
ABSENCE OF SORROW ! BUT IT MEANS THAT
THEY HAVE THE ABILITY TO DEAL WITH IT ''
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ABSENCE OF SORROW ! BUT IT MEANS THAT
THEY HAVE THE ABILITY TO DEAL WITH IT ''
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morning has come in a special way Night has ended
morning has come in a special way
Night has ended for another day, morning
has come in a special way. May you smile like
the sunny rays and leaves your worries at
the blue blue bay.
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Night has ended for another day, morning
has come in a special way. May you smile like
the sunny rays and leaves your worries at
the blue blue bay.
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Friday 9 November 2012
1 admi apne beta k liye 1 Robot laye jo jhooth bol
1 admi apne beta k liye 1 Robot laye jo jhooth bolne par thappad marta tha.
Bate- Papa aaj me school nhi jaunga mera pet me dard h...(Sattak....)
Baap- dekho tune jhooth bola isliye jujhe saza mili, me jb tere jitna tha to kbi jhooth nhi bolta tha..(Sattak...)
Wife (haste hue boli) Aap hi ka Bate h..
(Sattak...)
Smjh to gaye hi hoge.
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Bate- Papa aaj me school nhi jaunga mera pet me dard h...(Sattak....)
Baap- dekho tune jhooth bola isliye jujhe saza mili, me jb tere jitna tha to kbi jhooth nhi bolta tha..(Sattak...)
Wife (haste hue boli) Aap hi ka Bate h..
(Sattak...)
Smjh to gaye hi hoge.
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Cute love story of a school boy- I never did my h
Cute love story of a school boy-
I never did my homework... Jus 2 get punishment of standing in front of my angel's bench... Jus 2 see her for d whole period.
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I never did my homework... Jus 2 get punishment of standing in front of my angel's bench... Jus 2 see her for d whole period.
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What is real love? So i tell u a swt love story..
What is real love?
So i tell u a swt love story...
Ek chidiya ko ek safed gulab se pyar ho gaya.
Usne gulab ko propose kiye.
gulab ne jawab diya k jis din main lal ho jaunga us din tumse pyar karunga.
Jawab sun k chidiya gulab k pass kanto me letne lagi aur uske khun se gulab lal ho gaya.
ye dekh k gulab ne v usse kaha k wo usse pyar karta hai par tab tak chidiya mar chuki thi...
That's love.
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So i tell u a swt love story...
Ek chidiya ko ek safed gulab se pyar ho gaya.
Usne gulab ko propose kiye.
gulab ne jawab diya k jis din main lal ho jaunga us din tumse pyar karunga.
Jawab sun k chidiya gulab k pass kanto me letne lagi aur uske khun se gulab lal ho gaya.
ye dekh k gulab ne v usse kaha k wo usse pyar karta hai par tab tak chidiya mar chuki thi...
That's love.
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Rajnikant apni beti ki shadi me khud dj bana. adh
Rajnikant apni beti ki shadi me khud dj bana.
adhe ghante bad party me 1 ufo utra aur.usme se alien nikal kar bola: plz awaz kam kar lo mere bete ka kal exam hai.
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adhe ghante bad party me 1 ufo utra aur.usme se alien nikal kar bola: plz awaz kam kar lo mere bete ka kal exam hai.
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jo hogaya use socha nahi karte... Jo milgaya use
jo hogaya use socha nahi karte...
Jo milgaya use kohya nahi karte..
Kuch hasil unhe hota hai "zindagi main"
jo dukh ki halt main roya nahi karte..
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Jo milgaya use kohya nahi karte..
Kuch hasil unhe hota hai "zindagi main"
jo dukh ki halt main roya nahi karte..
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Dard sine me tha wo chehra niharte rahe, khawb an
Dard sine me tha wo chehra niharte rahe,
khawb ankho me the wo labo ko takte rahe,
kya kahu us nadan ki ada ko,
jakhmi ham the or ansu wo bahate rahe.
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khawb ankho me the wo labo ko takte rahe,
kya kahu us nadan ki ada ko,
jakhmi ham the or ansu wo bahate rahe.
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Jis traf dekhu aapka hi nam likha H, Jis tarf dek
Jis traf dekhu aapka hi nam likha H,
Jis tarf dekhu aapka hi nam likha H,
Upar"chappal chor" or neche 2 rupay ka inam likha H.
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Jis tarf dekhu aapka hi nam likha H,
Upar"chappal chor" or neche 2 rupay ka inam likha H.
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Thursday 8 November 2012
life m kuch aisa mukam hasil Karne ki koshish kro
life m kuch aisa mukam hasil
Karne ki koshish kro ki
Log apka naam
?
?
?
?
?
FACEBOOK par nhi,
GOOGLE pe search kare
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Karne ki koshish kro ki
Log apka naam
?
?
?
?
?
FACEBOOK par nhi,
GOOGLE pe search kare
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DIWALI SPCL; Ankho se asu ki judai kr do Dil se
DIWALI SPCL;
Ankho se asu ki judai kr do
Dil se gmo ki vidai kr do
Agr dil na lge kahi to
Aa jao mere ghar ki Safaai kr do..
Offer Diwali tak..
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Ankho se asu ki judai kr do
Dil se gmo ki vidai kr do
Agr dil na lge kahi to
Aa jao mere ghar ki Safaai kr do..
Offer Diwali tak..
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Duniya ka har shauk pala nahi jata, Kaanch ke k
Duniya ka har shauk pala nahi jata,
Kaanch ke khilono ko uchhala nahi jata,
Mehanat karne se ho jati hai mushkilein aasan,
Zindagi ka har kaam takdeer par tala nahi jata..
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Kaanch ke khilono ko uchhala nahi jata,
Mehanat karne se ho jati hai mushkilein aasan,
Zindagi ka har kaam takdeer par tala nahi jata..
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Duniya ka har shauk pala nahi jata, Kaanch ke k
Duniya ka har shauk pala nahi jata,
Kaanch ke khilono ko uchhala nahi jata,
Mehanat karne se ho jati hai mushkilein aasan,
Zindagi ka har kaam takdeer par tala nahi jata..
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Kaanch ke khilono ko uchhala nahi jata,
Mehanat karne se ho jati hai mushkilein aasan,
Zindagi ka har kaam takdeer par tala nahi jata..
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hum unme se nhi jo dhikhawa kia krte hai, andar h
hum unme se nhi jo dhikhawa kia krte hai,
andar hi andar aapse bepanah pyar krte hai,
jis din hum duniya ke samne aapko yaad krenge,
us din duniya laila majhnu ko chhod hume yaad krenge.
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andar hi andar aapse bepanah pyar krte hai,
jis din hum duniya ke samne aapko yaad krenge,
us din duniya laila majhnu ko chhod hume yaad krenge.
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Wednesday 7 November 2012
Teacher: Akbar kaun tha? Student: Akbar gay tha!!
Teacher: Akbar kaun tha?
Student: Akbar gay tha!!!
Teacher: How???
Student: Sabne suna hai...
Laila - Majnu
Heer - Ranjha
Adam - Eve
Sohni - Mahiwal
Mirja - Sahiba
& Only...
Akbar - Birbal!!!
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Student: Akbar gay tha!!!
Teacher: How???
Student: Sabne suna hai...
Laila - Majnu
Heer - Ranjha
Adam - Eve
Sohni - Mahiwal
Mirja - Sahiba
& Only...
Akbar - Birbal!!!
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THINKING OF BOYS N GIRLZ IN FIRST MEET Girl: kitn
THINKING OF BOYS N GIRLZ IN FIRST MEET
Girl: kitna seedha h..!
boy: kya maal h..!
...
...
girl: nice behaviour..!
boy: kash pat jaye..!
..
...
girl: dresing sense zabardast h..!
boy: skirt, top mein or hot lagegi..!
...
....
Girl: agr razi ho gya toh isi se shadi krungi..!
Boy: bs 1 bar han krde muje konse shadi karni
hai..
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Girl: kitna seedha h..!
boy: kya maal h..!
...
...
girl: nice behaviour..!
boy: kash pat jaye..!
..
...
girl: dresing sense zabardast h..!
boy: skirt, top mein or hot lagegi..!
...
....
Girl: agr razi ho gya toh isi se shadi krungi..!
Boy: bs 1 bar han krde muje konse shadi karni
hai..
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Monday 5 November 2012
If You Watch Titanic Backwards, . It Is A Heart
If You Watch Titanic Backwards,
.
It Is A Heart Warming Tale Of A Ship
Which Jumps Out Of The Water
And
Saves Lots Of Drowning People
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.
It Is A Heart Warming Tale Of A Ship
Which Jumps Out Of The Water
And
Saves Lots Of Drowning People
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Deep jale to roshan aapka jhan ho Pura aapka har
Deep jale to roshan aapka jhan ho
Pura aapka har ek kaam ho
Maa laxmi ki kripya bani rhe aap per
Dhanteras per aap bahut dhanwan ho.
Happy Dhanteras
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Pura aapka har ek kaam ho
Maa laxmi ki kripya bani rhe aap per
Dhanteras per aap bahut dhanwan ho.
Happy Dhanteras
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Deepak ki roshni Mithayio ki mithas Patako ki boch
Deepak ki roshni Mithayio ki mithas Patako ki bochar Dan Daan ki barsat Har pal Har din Aapke liye laye Dhanteras ka tyohar. Happy Dhanteras.
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Deepak ki roshni Mithayio ki mithas Patako ki boch
Deepak ki roshni Mithayio ki mithas Patako ki bochar Dan Daan ki barsat Har pal Har din Aapke liye laye Dhanteras ka tyohar. Happy Dhanteras.
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Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se⦠Chahte h
Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan seâ¦
Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!!
Happy Diwali and New Year
that leads you on the road of Success.
A Bliss from Inside
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Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!!
Happy Diwali and New Year
that leads you on the road of Success.
A Bliss from Inside
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"Dhanteres" mai aap dhanwan ho "Rupchaudas" Mai
"Dhanteres" mai aap dhanwan ho
"Rupchaudas" Mai Aap rupwan ho
"Diwali" mai aapka jivan jagmag ho
"Bhaidooj" par rishto mai mithas aaye
Wish you and your family Happy Diwali
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"Rupchaudas" Mai Aap rupwan ho
"Diwali" mai aapka jivan jagmag ho
"Bhaidooj" par rishto mai mithas aaye
Wish you and your family Happy Diwali
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Toofani Raat. Girl: Come on dear get in to my u
Toofani Raat.
Girl: Come on dear get in to my umbrella.
Boy: Its ok sister thanx &
runs away..
Moral: Moral woral kuch nahi.
Ladki k paon ulte the..
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Girl: Come on dear get in to my umbrella.
Boy: Its ok sister thanx &
runs away..
Moral: Moral woral kuch nahi.
Ladki k paon ulte the..
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Toofani Raat. Girl: Come on dear get in to my u
Toofani Raat.
Girl: Come on dear get in to my umbrella.
Boy: Its ok sister thanx &
runs away..
Moral: Moral woral kuch nahi.
Ladki k paon ulte the..
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Girl: Come on dear get in to my umbrella.
Boy: Its ok sister thanx &
runs away..
Moral: Moral woral kuch nahi.
Ladki k paon ulte the..
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Sunday 4 November 2012
Aapko Diwali Mubarak Ho, Aapki Diwali Mangalmaye
Aapko Diwali Mubarak Ho,
Aapki Diwali Mangalmaye Ho..
Kintu Parantu ..I know its 2 early
Bt I have thousands of beauties, hotties and smarties to wish...
So I thougnt to finish AunTies & UncLes 1st
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Aapki Diwali Mangalmaye Ho..
Kintu Parantu ..I know its 2 early
Bt I have thousands of beauties, hotties and smarties to wish...
So I thougnt to finish AunTies & UncLes 1st
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Aap ki ek baat mujhe bahut pasand hai, Aap jab bh
Aap ki ek baat mujhe bahut pasand hai,
Aap jab bhi koi SMSkarte ho,
Toh dilse karte ho,
Kyu ki dimaag apka hai hi nahi.
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Aap jab bhi koi SMSkarte ho,
Toh dilse karte ho,
Kyu ki dimaag apka hai hi nahi.
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Saturday 3 November 2012
Tara Mukhda Thee Maari Raat Ujyaari Thay Chhe. Ch
Tara Mukhda Thee Maari Raat Ujyaari Thay Chhe.
Chaand Pan Tare Saame Joyee Ne Sharmaaye Chhe.
Tu Jyare Malkhaye Chhe Tou Mari Jaan Jaaye Chhe.
Tu Nathi Janti Baku,Tu Mane Ketli Tadfaaye Chhe.
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Chaand Pan Tare Saame Joyee Ne Sharmaaye Chhe.
Tu Jyare Malkhaye Chhe Tou Mari Jaan Jaaye Chhe.
Tu Nathi Janti Baku,Tu Mane Ketli Tadfaaye Chhe.
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Girlfriend asked - Do You believe in love at fir
Girlfriend asked -
Do You believe in love at first sight ? ;;)
Boy asked -
At the first sight of what ?
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Do You believe in love at first sight ? ;;)
Boy asked -
At the first sight of what ?
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â"Thund aur insult jitni mehsus karoge utni lag
â"Thund aur insult jitni mehsus
karoge utni lagegi"
So, be careless &
be BESHARAM.
Enjoy LIFE, enjoy WINTER.
Think Hatke, Jiyo Datke .
Hpy Wintr Dys..!
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karoge utni lagegi"
So, be careless &
be BESHARAM.
Enjoy LIFE, enjoy WINTER.
Think Hatke, Jiyo Datke .
Hpy Wintr Dys..!
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Friday 2 November 2012
10. Kuttay, Kameenay mai tumhe jaan se maar doonga
10. Kuttay, Kameenay mai tumhe jaan se maar doonga
9. Mai tumhara ehasaan zindagi bhar nahin bhuloonga
8. Itnay paisay tum kahan se laaye?
7. Main tumharay bina mar jaa-oongi.
6. Bacchhhaaaaaooooo...
5. Yeh anyay hai bhagwan
4. Bataoo, heeray kahan hai.
3. Tum mere liye mar chuke ho.
2. Police meeray peechay lagi hui hai.
â"-> And the number one statement is..
1. Mai tumharay bachhe ki maa ban-nay waali hoon.
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9. Mai tumhara ehasaan zindagi bhar nahin bhuloonga
8. Itnay paisay tum kahan se laaye?
7. Main tumharay bina mar jaa-oongi.
6. Bacchhhaaaaaooooo...
5. Yeh anyay hai bhagwan
4. Bataoo, heeray kahan hai.
3. Tum mere liye mar chuke ho.
2. Police meeray peechay lagi hui hai.
â"-> And the number one statement is..
1. Mai tumharay bachhe ki maa ban-nay waali hoon.
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shetty: âkaun hai be tu?â Mithun da says-
shetty: âœkaun hai be tu?â
Mithun da says-
âœMai hoon tum jaise logon se nafarat karne wala,
Garibon ke liye jyoti, Gundon ke liye jwala
tuze banake maut ka Ek niwala,
tere sine mein gaad dunga mai maut ka bhala.
Mila doonga yamraj se tere ko salaaaa.â (what a poetry!)
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Mithun da says-
âœMai hoon tum jaise logon se nafarat karne wala,
Garibon ke liye jyoti, Gundon ke liye jwala
tuze banake maut ka Ek niwala,
tere sine mein gaad dunga mai maut ka bhala.
Mila doonga yamraj se tere ko salaaaa.â (what a poetry!)
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Mantriji:- âYe kanch bullretproof hai. tum mujhe
Mantriji:- âœYe kanch bullretproof hai. tum mujhe chu bhi nahi sakteâ
Mithun Da:-âYe kanch bulletproof hai magar patthhar proof nahiâ
AND HE BREAKS IT BY THROWING STONES ON THE GLASS
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Mithun Da:-âYe kanch bulletproof hai magar patthhar proof nahiâ
AND HE BREAKS IT BY THROWING STONES ON THE GLASS
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Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhty rhee⦠neend muj
Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhty rheeâ¦
neend mujhe apni orr khenchti rheeâ¦
Neend ka jhonka mera mann moh gayaaâ¦
Aur aik raat phir yeh genious bina parhe so gaya
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neend mujhe apni orr khenchti rheeâ¦
Neend ka jhonka mera mann moh gayaaâ¦
Aur aik raat phir yeh genious bina parhe so gaya
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Sunlo jaana tum hi ho ab meri life Tujh ko chhod
Sunlo jaana tum hi ho ab meri life
Tujh ko chhod k naa koi banagi meri wife
Tu agar kabhi de dhokha
Jaan main apni doonga with a knife..!
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Tujh ko chhod k naa koi banagi meri wife
Tu agar kabhi de dhokha
Jaan main apni doonga with a knife..!
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Depawali ke subh apsar per Mere sab des basiyo ko
Depawali ke subh apsar per
Mere sab des basiyo ko subh kamnaye.
Ish tyohar per apko hazaro khusi hasil ho
Asatya per hamesha satya ki jeet ho
Chahe aap kahin bhi rahe
Hamesha apno ka sath ho
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Mere sab des basiyo ko subh kamnaye.
Ish tyohar per apko hazaro khusi hasil ho
Asatya per hamesha satya ki jeet ho
Chahe aap kahin bhi rahe
Hamesha apno ka sath ho
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Zamane bhar ki yad mai mujhe na bhula dena, jab k
Zamane bhar ki yad mai mujhe na bhula dena,
jab kabhi yaad aaye to zara muskura lena,
Zinda rahe to fir milnge,
Varna Diwali mai ek diya mere naam ka bhi jala lena
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jab kabhi yaad aaye to zara muskura lena,
Zinda rahe to fir milnge,
Varna Diwali mai ek diya mere naam ka bhi jala lena
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Laxmi Aayegi Itni Ki Sab Jagah Naam Hoga, Din Raa
Laxmi Aayegi Itni Ki Sab Jagah Naam Hoga,
Din Raat Vyapar Bade Itna Adhik Kaam Hoga,
Ghar Pariwar Samaj Me Banoge Sartaj,
Yehi Kamna Hai Hamari Aap Ke Liye
Diwali Ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye..
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Din Raat Vyapar Bade Itna Adhik Kaam Hoga,
Ghar Pariwar Samaj Me Banoge Sartaj,
Yehi Kamna Hai Hamari Aap Ke Liye
Diwali Ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye..
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khata hui jo tujhse pyaar kiya khumaar me tere ma
khata hui jo tujhse pyaar kiya
khumaar me tere maine iqraar kiya
maut ke baad bhi mujhe karaar na aya
khush hai tu mere bina
naye murge ne mujhe abhi bataya
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khumaar me tere maine iqraar kiya
maut ke baad bhi mujhe karaar na aya
khush hai tu mere bina
naye murge ne mujhe abhi bataya
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Gods Love has no limits.. Gods Grace has no measu
Gods Love has no limits..
Gods Grace has no measure..
Gods Power knows no boundaries..
May you have gods endless blessings..
Wish you n your family a very.
HAPPY DIWALI......!!!
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Gods Grace has no measure..
Gods Power knows no boundaries..
May you have gods endless blessings..
Wish you n your family a very.
HAPPY DIWALI......!!!
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Ek baar 2 chintiyo ke hathi k sath jhagde hote hai
Ek baar 2 chintiyo ke hathi k sath jhagde hote hai...
Toi woh chintiya ped pe baithi rehti hai... Aur niche se hathi jata hai..
Toh achanak ek chinti upar se hathi k upar jump karti hai...
Toh dusri chinti kya kahegi,
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DABA sale ko....
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Toi woh chintiya ped pe baithi rehti hai... Aur niche se hathi jata hai..
Toh achanak ek chinti upar se hathi k upar jump karti hai...
Toh dusri chinti kya kahegi,
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DABA sale ko....
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Teacher: What is half of 8?? Rajnikant: 4 . .
Teacher: What is half of 8??
Rajnikant: 4
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Engineer(must b like me): It Changes..
If U cut horizontally then Its '0'
&
If U cut vertically then Its '3'...
Rajnikant shocked... Engineer rocked.
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Rajnikant: 4
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Engineer(must b like me): It Changes..
If U cut horizontally then Its '0'
&
If U cut vertically then Its '3'...
Rajnikant shocked... Engineer rocked.
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Thursday 1 November 2012
4 Gals in a group can say- yaar,tera bhai mast di
4 Gals in a group can say-
yaar,tera bhai mast dikhta he,
Intro to krwa
But
4 Guys in a group cant say
'Yaar teri behan to mast dikhti he !!'
agreee?
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yaar,tera bhai mast dikhta he,
Intro to krwa
But
4 Guys in a group cant say
'Yaar teri behan to mast dikhti he !!'
agreee?
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लà¥à¤ à¤à¤¹à¤¤à¥ हà¥à¤ à¤à¤¿ à¤à¤¤à¤¨à
लà¥&lsqauo;ग कहते हà¥à¤‚ कि इतनॠदà¥&lsqauo;सà¥à¤¤à¥ मत करà¥&lsqauo; कॠदà¥&lsqauo;सà¥à¤¤à¥ दिल पर सवार हà¥&lsqauo; जाà¤!
हम कहते हà¥à¤‚ कि दà¥&lsqauo;सà¥à¤¤à¥ इतनॠकरà¥&lsqauo; कॠदà¥à¤¶à¥à¤®à¤¨ कà¥&lsqauo; à¤à¥ तà¥à¤®à¤¸à¥‡ पà¥à¤¯à¤¾à¤° हà¥&lsqauo; जाà¤!
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हम कहते हà¥à¤‚ कि दà¥&lsqauo;सà¥à¤¤à¥ इतनॠकरà¥&lsqauo; कॠदà¥à¤¶à¥à¤®à¤¨ कà¥&lsqauo; à¤à¥ तà¥à¤®à¤¸à¥‡ पà¥à¤¯à¤¾à¤° हà¥&lsqauo; जाà¤!
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ठदा à¤à¤¨à¤à¥ à¤à¤¼à¤¯à¤¾à¤®à¤¤ सॠà
अदा उनकॠक़यामत सॠकातिल
नज़र उनकॠकरे सबकà¥&lsqauo; घायल
वà¥&lsqauo; परॠहूर कॠहॠचमक नूर सà¥
हà¥à¤ उनकॠचाहत में कितने हॠपागल..
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नज़र उनकॠकरे सबकà¥&lsqauo; घायल
वà¥&lsqauo; परॠहूर कॠहॠचमक नूर सà¥
हà¥à¤ उनकॠचाहत में कितने हॠपागल..
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3 Sawal, 1jawab.1baba 1bachi K Sath 1murghi Lekar
3 Sawal, 1jawab.1baba 1bachi K Sath 1murghi Lekar Ja Rhe The.Raste Me 1admi Ne Unse 3 Sawal Poche.
1. Apki Umar Kitni Hai.?2
2.Is Bachi Ka Ap Se Kya Rishta Hai.?
3. Is Murgi Ki Kimat Kitni Hai.?
Buzrg Ne Sirf 1lafz Bola Aur 3 Sawal K Jawab Mil Gaye.Ab Batao K Wo Lafz Kaun Sa Tha?
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1. Apki Umar Kitni Hai.?2
2.Is Bachi Ka Ap Se Kya Rishta Hai.?
3. Is Murgi Ki Kimat Kitni Hai.?
Buzrg Ne Sirf 1lafz Bola Aur 3 Sawal K Jawab Mil Gaye.Ab Batao K Wo Lafz Kaun Sa Tha?
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Believe it or not, but its true. Gandhi went to g
Believe it or not, but its true.
Gandhi went to gym at the age of 24.
One of his friend said,"Wah bapu, kya body hai".
Tabhi se bapune shirt pehenna chor diya...
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Gandhi went to gym at the age of 24.
One of his friend said,"Wah bapu, kya body hai".
Tabhi se bapune shirt pehenna chor diya...
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"HameSha Apani LOvEr Ka PhOtO Purse Mai RaKhna J
"HameSha Apani LOvEr Ka PhOtO
Purse Mai RaKhna
Jab Bhi Tum MushKiL Me hO
wO PhOtO DeKhna
Tume Lagega Ke KOi Bhi MushKiL
iSSe Badi Nahi Hai.
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Purse Mai RaKhna
Jab Bhi Tum MushKiL Me hO
wO PhOtO DeKhna
Tume Lagega Ke KOi Bhi MushKiL
iSSe Badi Nahi Hai.
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